Terrorist Donny Long / Donald Carlos Seoane / Donny Seo / God Long / generossisback / @XXXCAMJOBS - Failed HIV+ Pornstar, Extortionist, Harasser, Narcissist, and Sociopath; Currently in Jail for Trafficking and fucking animals

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Is Donny Long a homo with AIDS?

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Have a Pepsi said:
I wish there was an episode of Amazing World of Gumball about Darwin's internet escapades.
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Only if Donny guest-starred and called everyone "fagshit," and accused them of "popping off." And sent twenty messages for every two sent by his conversation partner.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
Donny's latest Twitter chimpout:
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Don't do drugs kids.
 
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K, there's a shit-ton here because he gets into a conversation with someone at one point, and I kept getting notified because they never removed my tag. I only replied to him, like, two or three times.
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Note that at one point, he expresses his desire to kill the people he hates(!!) but doesn't, because it isn't legal.

Also, does anyone know what the fuck "pop off" means? I've never seen that phrase used before or since Donny.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
Also, does anyone know what the fuck "pop off" means? I've never seen that phrase used before or since Donny.
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I'm not even going to try to read that giant wall of texts/IMs -- can you put the term "pop off" in some sort of context?

Off the top of my head, I'm going to guess that it could mean "orgasm", "kill", or "speak up".
 
Muscle Bra said:
I'm not even going to try to read that giant wall of texts/IMs -- can you put the term "pop off" in some sort of context?

Off the top of my head, I'm going to guess that it could mean "orgasm", "kill", or "speak up".
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"Eddie Dzial is popping off again at his faghole."

I brought it up to Donny himself, and he says he made the term up, and that it means to talk shit about him and earn a page on PWL.

I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and it turns out that Donny's bullshitting about making the term up; it means "to talk junk to start an altercation" in the context that he uses it, and the earliest Urban Dictionary entry predates PWL by about three years and was (probably) not written by Donny.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
"Eddie Dzial is popping off again at his faghole."

I brought it up to Donny himself, and he says he made the term up, and that it means to talk shit about him and earn a page on PWL.

I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and it turns out that Donny's bullshitting about making the term up; it means "to talk junk to start an altercation" in the context that he uses it, and the earliest Urban Dictionary entry predates PWL by about three years and was (probably) not written by Donny.
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Yeah, if Donny Boy had invented the term, the Urban Dictionary definition would read:
"Popping Off is when a fucking faggot opens their gay ass mouth and shits out a bunch of lies about a Porn God like Donny Long, who is Totally awesome and not gay and didn't write this entry to make himself look good because that would be faggy and weaksauce."

EDIT: Except his version would be longer, less coherent and have alot more misspellings and bitterness.
and it would be gayer and be full of AIDS, yo.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Yeah, if Donny Boy had invented the term, the Urban Dictionary definition would read:
"Popping Off is when a fucking faggot opens their gay ass mouth and shits out a bunch of lies about a Porn God like Donny Long, who is Totally awesome and not gay and didn't write this entry to make himself look good because that would be faggy and weaksauce."

EDIT: Except his version would be longer, less coherent and have alot more misspellings and bitterness.
and it would be gayer and be full of AIDS, yo.
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You forgot to use the term “fagshit”. B-
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Yeah, if Donny Boy had invented the term, the Urban Dictionary definition would read:
"Popping Off is when a fucking faggot opens their gay ass mouth and shits out a bunch of lies about a Porn God like Donny Long, who is Totally awesome and not gay and didn't write this entry to make himself look good because that would be faggy and weaksauce."

EDIT: Except his version would be longer, less coherent and have alot more misspellings and bitterness.
and it would be gayer and be full of AIDS, yo.
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And salty.
 
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Donny's active on Twitter again. Nothing terribly interesting, though he's apparently expanding his harem. I find it weird that that other girl just now moved in with them; she seemed to already live there.

UPDATE: He's also offered his condolences to the poor souls in Orlando who lost their lives:
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He even posted a special update to his site, in solidarity with the victims (archive).
 
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This thread was a great binge-read. I can't get over the CWC-level delusion (now with more bent duck!) & Tyce-level discourse. Hats off to you, @Darwin Watterson , for chronicling The Amazing World of Donny Long & His Wonky Dong.
#feg #gaysrfukedup #mccafe #fuckdenver

It's a shame that the only people that could possibly offer firsthand accounts of Donny's douchery (Monica, Eddie, Mike South, et al.) turned out to be bigger lolcows themselves. Alas.

But what I find really mystifying are his claims about a gay mafia. That sounds cool as fuck. I wanna be in the gay mafia. :(

Darwin Watterson said:
"Eddie Dzial is popping off again at his faghole."


I brought it up to Donny himself, and he says he made the term up, and that it means to talk shit about him and earn a page on PWL.


I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and it turns out that Donny's bullshitting about making the term up; it means "to talk junk to start an altercation" in the context that he uses it, and the earliest Urban Dictionary entry predates PWL by about three years and was (probably) not written by Donny.
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You've never heard the phrase "[to] pop off at the mouth?" Granted, I've only heard it used in the Deep South by gentlemen of color, so of course some whitebread fagshit from Florida would pick it up & use it to sound tough.

It's pretty much talking shit that'll get you hit.
 
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That back and forth between null and Gene Ross was screaming "I'm Donny Long"
 
Feline Darkmage said:
Pls complete the lolcow wiki article about him
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There are two reasons why that's not around anymore.

One is 'cause everyone in the porn industry seems to be batshit insane. You could ask three different people about an incident, and get three different stories. It was too hard to separate fact and fiction.

The other is that he knew I wrote it and wouldn't stop pestering me about it. Ordinarily I'd just be like, "yeah fuck off, dude," but the fact that there was no way for me to actually discern what the fuck was going on caused me to just throw up my hands and comply.

I still have the pages saved in text documents though. So not to worry. All is not lost.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
There are two reasons why that's not around anymore.

One is 'cause everyone in the porn industry seems to be batshit insane. You could ask three different people about an incident, and get three different stories. It was too hard to separate fact and fiction.

The other is that he knew I wrote it and wouldn't stop pestering me about it. Ordinarily I'd just be like, "yeah fuck off, dude," but the fact that there was no way for me to actually discern what the fuck was going on caused me to just throw up my hands and comply.

I still have the pages saved in text documents though. So not to worry. All is not lost.
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Do you have notepad files of each article you did? If so, pls PM me or @hood LOLCOW the next time you're on skype
 
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