Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Mister Loser said:
This site, and this thread, confuses me. I'm impressed by the OC and the culture surrounding it, but it just feels like wasted effort for something that's so... dumb. Reminds me of rare pepe culture, or even those weird wojak girlboss edits a while back. It's just white noise. Why put forth so much effort for one meme? I didn't understand it back when pepe/wojak became the default for everything, and I don't understand it now. Good on you if you enjoy this, because clearly you're not as desensitized as I am.

That being said, I've been following Ongezellig since back when it started and I'm glad people are trying to spread it around. It's a good pilot/series.
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As history shows us, in addition to politics being reduced to friend vs enemy, argumentation can be reduced to chad vs soyjak, and quite often is.

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Many such cases.

Boobalover said:
New 'toss
I wear this and look like this btw
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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Wait...? Where did you find this picture of me? I have been spending my entire life trying to hide my identity and now this? I can't believe this is happening? Where did you find this? Facebook? Twitter? Instagram? Fuck you asshole. Never try to pose as me on 4chan ever again. Bitch.
 
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Wodanaz said:
As history shows us, in addition to politics being reduced to friend vs enemy, argumentation can be reduced to chad vs soyjak, and quite often is.

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Many such cases.


This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Wait...? Where did you find this picture of me? I have been spending my entire life trying to hide my identity and now this? I can't believe this is happening? Where did you find this? Facebook? Twitter? Instagram? Fuck you asshole. Never try to pose as me on 4chan ever again. Bitch.
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Chad isn't a soyjak
 
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Hey everyone, I'm not dead. And I'm sorry for the rather large delays in getting work done on the OP. I've been rather busy with work, and with other shitposty endeavours. Lots has happened in my short absence, and I figured I'd touch on a bit of it. Firstly, the Turkey Tom thing. I simply want to say that he should not touch The Sharty with a 10 kilometre long pole. Leave it to retards, like myself, who are already in too deep. Secondly, the Captain Coal website. I still need to look at this more, however chances are this will be added onto the Captain Coal Incident section of the OP. And finally, the fact that the thread has been moved out of PG. This thread is noticeably unfinished and I am not sure why it was moved out of PG. I'd have preferred if it was kept there until I was actually finished researching some topics, and finished writing the OP. However that's rather moot now that it's out in the open. And my only ask is for those reading this thread to have patience while I continue to work on finishing it's OP.

Today I've added some very small sections on two other notable members of The Qafe. And I intend to possibly add a tad more to the OP today if I am able. Current roadmap is:
1. Finish the Soy Culture and Events sections.
2. Yuri Kuznetsov (the official story) .
3. Soot.
4. Yuri Kuznetsov (the unofficial story).
This may get it's own thread, or be put into a second post that's linked on the OP. I have been doing a lot of reading and Kuz's history online, and it's extremely deep.
5. Editing and other clean up.

This may take up to ~two weeks considering how cramped my schedule has become with my job losing 2 employees that I now have to take over for. But I should have this thread done by or before Ash Wednesday, The 22nd, when I take a break from most of the internet for Lent.
 
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Hey everyone, I'm not dead. And I'm sorry for the rather large delays in getting work done on the OP. I've been rather busy with work, and with other shitposty endeavours. Lots has happened in my short absence, and I figured I'd touch on a bit of it. Firstly, the Turkey Tom thing. I simply want to say that he should not touch The Sharty with a 10 kilometre long pole. Leave it to retards, like myself, who are already in too deep. Secondly, the Captain Coal website. I still need to look at this more, however chances are this will be added onto the Captain Coal Incident section of the OP. And finally, the fact that the thread has been moved out of PG. This thread is noticeably unfinished and I am not sure why it was moved out of PG. I'd have preferred if it was kept there until I was actually finished researching some topics, and finished writing the OP. However that's rather moot now that it's out in the open. And my only ask is for those reading this thread to have patience while I continue to work on finishing it's OP.

Today I've added some very small sections on two other notable members of The Qafe. And I intend to possibly add a tad more to the OP today if I am able. Current roadmap is:
1. Finish the Soy Culture and Events sections.
2. Yuri Kuznetsov (the official story) .
3. Soot.
4. Yuri Kuznetsov (the unofficial story).
This may get it's own thread, or be put into a second post that's linked on the OP. I have been doing a lot of reading and Kuz's history online, and it's extremely deep.
5. Editing and other clean up.

This may take up to ~two weeks considering how cramped my schedule has become with my job losing 2 employees that I now have to take over for. But I should have this thread done by or before Ash Wednesday, The 22nd, when I take a break from most of the internet for Lent.
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Ongezellig isn't sharty 'ture
 
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