Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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Why is it THIS diagram that makes my skin crawl? ABOVE HER PUBIC BONE?

I'm trying to imagine how that would feel to pass urine through there and it is so alien and heretical, how can anyone, man or woman, feel alright spouting piss out that high up? On a woman, her belly button is proportionally lower than a man's, this hole would not be that far below it. Obviously that's not where the pelvic floor muscles are for control. No wonder they leak all the time and need gauze on their end of the rotdog. Is that a slight upward fucking arc in the urethra? I don't trust a butcher surgeon not to make that arc too high, leaving the poor Aiden constantly getting piss backwash and old urine draining back and sitting in their bladder. There's also something disturbing about how the actual urethra is there but unlabeled.
I think you're misinterpreting it: that's a diagram of a suprapubic catheter, not a surgically-constructed urethra. The tube stays in place all the time, so it's constantly draining (unless clamped) and the owner doesn't really feel it.

Permanent suprapubic catheters are placed for the same reasons as urinary catheters: to drain urine when the urethra can't, or to divert incontinent urine away from a chronic wound. They're much more invasive, but there's much less risk of infection and less discomfort. One use would be someone with neurogenic bladder who doesn't have the fine motor control to straight cath themself multiple times a day.

Suprapubic catheters can also be placed on a more temporary basis. Grandma in the hospital over the weekend with a hip fracture gets a regular Foley. An FtM who is pre-planning six months to years of elective surgeries on her genitals and urethra--well, the pee has to come out somehow, and what's one more hole while you're doing it?
 
Looks like a 43 in Iron Curtain Units is 11.5 in Freedom Units.
This is horrendous libel. Shoe size in Iron Curtain Units is just the length of the foot in centimetres.

A Soviet nursery rhyme character, Дядя Стёпа - милиционер (Uncle Steve the Militiaman [cop]), wears a size 45, cos he's huge -- that's 45 centimetres.
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I don't want to explain the colonization and national rape of the 90s when I'm reading nursery rhymes. The Japanese use centimetres, good on them for staying uncucked.


To help out the US people.

Women Size Conversion:
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Men Size Conversion:
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Note how both US and euro sizes differ between the sexes. Women's US sizes are smaller than the respective men's, euro sizes are bigger
(and brit sizes run in roughly the same range as US sizes, 00s and 10s, but women's are bigger like in the euro scale).
 
Lets do a crazy bitch roundup from r/phallo:

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"I strongly prefer a smaller penis" - sounds like every man I know for sure.



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Speaks for itself.

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This woman got fucking cancer because she avoided pelvic exams at all costs. Instead of this being a major wake up call to get mental help she thinks what she really needs is a rot dog.

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I don't like getting UTIs from sex, I want my urethra moved so I can UTIs in a whole new way.
 
So basically it's like car insurance? I mean as in, if I break a windshield I owe $300 but insurance will pay foe the rest of the repair. But only once a year.

That's so weird. Of course since I'm not from the USA, our system is more like "optional or workplace insurance covers up to x a year, but after that you're on your own for stuff that isnt covered under basic medical ." I think my deductible is like $20 a year for prescription meds.


Anyway as expensive as that seems to me, I'm still left feeling bitter that a man can go pay 4k of an expensive dick removal and clog up the OR and insurance will pay the rest
Basically that. One other thing about US insurance that people don't realize is that their profit margins are actually pretty low, around 2%. Not to be all, 'won't someone think of the poor megacorps', but it does mean that for every 100k rotdog they pay for, that's 100k being denied from someone else. Not to mention all of the resources wasted and ERs clogged up by this crap... it just makes me so MATI.
 
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Apologies, This meme has captivated me and is basically a perfect insight into what i read on the phallo thread. The pooners just are pooning. I promise to make some OC pooners of our faves ITT like stumpdick , swamp chest, and elephant dick etc.
I'd never seen Pooners before. They're fucking awesome and I patiently await you showing your new Pooners to the thread :story:
Thats a thought actually, do we have a thread just for Pooners?
Because it might be worth making one.
 
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I am visualizing a weak trickle of piss dribbling from between a hairy, surgically created scrotum and a still-healing rotdog incision and soaking them both and it's making me slightly queasy.

Sounds like a great way to get a nasty rash at best and some kind of ulcerated, Fournier's horror show at worst.

There is not enough Gold Bond in the world for that.

And it's only for the rest of your life.
 
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Sounds like a great way to get a nasty rash at best and some kind of ulcerated, Fournier's horror show at worst.
I'm eternally baffled that there isn't more troon Fournier's happening. Massive surgical procedures, multiple surgical procedures on the average patient. A population that (per their report) is too traumatized to look at or even think about the area where their operative site is, and who might not have a partner who could monitor it. A population that is heavily mentally ill and known to not have stellar hygiene or who suddenly may become lost to follow-up.

Then again, who would report it to the Internet? A dead troon can't, live troons unperson anyone who had a bad result and speaks about it, and at this point an intensivist/ID consultant in the Anglosphere would think twice before publishing anything that sounds gender-critical, even if it was a really fun infection.
 
I hope you'll all permit me a brief crossover post. It's the one-year anniversary of Tony Reed / erininthemorn having his vaginoplasty (by Christine McGinn):
One year today! Tony has tweeted about his flesh cave to mark the occasion.

Tony is a relatively prominent Twitter trans activist, and his thread below contains some very… interesting claims about the neovagina, so I thought it would be of interest to the SRS thread. Text of the thread is below.
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"Erin Reed on Twitter" (archive)

@erininthemorn said:
I am 1 year post-op today! There's been lots of anti-trans misinfo in hearings, so let me clear the record trans vaginas by talking about my own:

I am not "mutilated," it is not an "open wound," and it is fully sensate, despite the best wishes of anti-trans folks.

Full 🧵

Yes, I dilate. At this point one year out it can best be described as "whenever I feel like it," but mostly once every 4-7 days. It doesn't even register as an inconvenience.

It can do nearly all the things cis vaginas can do. It gets wet. I have no problem peeing .

It is not "constantly trying to seal itself." People who went to my surgeon have at some point not dilated for a month. There's nothing to "seal" because it's all skin (and membrane, as there are histological changes within the post op vagina).

I have had sex, and it is quite enjoyable. I am capable of orgasm. Again, despite the best wishes of anti-trans witnesses.

I can wear my clothing without ever worrying about a bulge or about anything "giving me away." Locker rooms and bathrooms are not scary for me anymore.

I don't remember what my old equipment was like.

It is NOT "amputation." I did not "get it cut off." Much of the source material was used in the creation of my vagina.

Interestingly, some of the people that had problems referring to me as a woman who knew me from before were suddenly able to after my surgery. I know I am not the only trans person who has had this experience after speaking with others who had surgery.

Nothing has alleviated my dysphoria more than bottom surgery. I do not feel like I have to combat my body to live and exist as the woman I am.

It has changed my life so much for the better. I don't even remember what my old equipment was like.

I realize I did not mention aesthetics so let me mention that - I find it extremely beautiful on me. I have see other vaginas, trans and cis, and with the right surgeon, you cannot tell the difference aesthetically. I feel that way about my own.

This is a lifesaving surgery.

Also because people will ask:

Dr. Christine McGinn, New Hope Pennsylvania, was my surgeon. I chose her because she's a leader in the field with the lowest complication rates and very high levels of satisfaction from prior patients and good aesthetic results.

Let me get the ball rolling by picking out some of my favourite bits:
It can do nearly all the things cis vaginas can do. It gets wet.
:cryblood: Presumably this is precum from his prostate coming out of his urethra.

There's nothing to "seal" because it's all skin (and membrane, as there are histological changes within the post op vagina).
By "histological changes" and "membrane" is Tony claiming that his inverted dick skin is somehow being transmuted into vaginal tissue by the magic of being pushed through his pelvic floor?

I have see other vaginas, trans and cis, and with the right surgeon, you cannot tell the difference aesthetically.
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I don't remember what my old equipment was like. […] It has changed my life so much for the better. I don't even remember what my old equipment was like.
🌈🌈🌈 C O P E 🌈🌈🌈
 
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🎉 I would not trade what I've been through for anything 🎉

Happy first birthday to Ashton's unfinished, split-open skin tag!
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🌈 Hope you make it to the second birthday Ashton! 🌈
Her body is so unmistakably female. The Aidens that "pass" always look like stretched out dwarfs. And another sexually dimorphic trait is that women have large areolas so nice pecs dudemankingbro.
 

🎉 I would not trade what I've been through for anything 🎉

Happy first birthday to Ashton's unfinished, split-open skin tag!
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🌈 Hope you make it to the second birthday Ashton! 🌈

Great! I'm glad the stupid bitch is gonna be celebrating this for the rest of her life. I wonder how long she'll keep the tiktok up. Will it be another 5 years when she's working on the 5th revision for her stage 1? I'm betting we'll see a video soon about needing a hiatus for her body to recuperate from all the revisions and other surgeries to fix her split rotdog. I wonder if she'll even be willing to lose more of her cheeks when she learns the split-healing didn't do shit for making a new urethra.




New troon raceinbk1980 decided to get a super wrinkly stink-ditch. Only one troon approves of the way it looks. Butcher is Dr DeLeon. (A)

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MischiefThePony
Looking very good. Even with the swelling, the definition of the labia is clear and beautiful.
Congratulations!! 💜💜

Dcockit
Oooh how did you like Dr Deleon? I have been looking into scheduling a time to talk to her.

raceinbk1980
She’s awesome!


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There's a "transphobic memes" thread, but not sure if any have been posted there or not
Theres a couple actually, I checked out the meme thread, but they're scattered through the thread, I was thinking maybe these Pooners deserve their own thread so they're not buried under all the other memes in the general Transphobic Memes thread.
If no one else wants to do it I might grab what I can find to use as the start of one if people think its a good idea?
@Meiwaku thoughts?
 
"It is not "constantly trying to seal itself." People who went to my surgeon have at some point not dilated for a month. There's nothing to "seal" because it's all skin (and membrane, as there are histological changes within the post op vagina)."

Wow, no dilation for a whole month and it didn't close up! I only have two questions: 1) How often do real women have to dilate? 2) What happens if you don't dilate for a month? Or two? Or three? What if you don't dilate for a year? Will your tooootally cis-looking stinkditch remain open? I wonder.

Tony makes me MATI a lot, but something I despise about troons in general is the lengths they will go to and obfuscate the truth and word things very carefully in order to encourage other people, usually their young retarded Twitter followers, to get the same surgeries. Almost every single thing he said about amholes was not only a lie, but exactly what coomers like him want to hear. "It gets wet, you can have sex, you can orgasm, it's way better than your own junk!" What a malicious lying faggot. I wish trans genocide was really upon us, if only to see him frogmarched to the town square and shot point blank. In Minecraft, of course!
 
d00leys update!
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Peeing in the woods - UL update in comments!

Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I posted about my UL on here! This is gonna be a happy one.

So, as some of you may know I had a complicated UL recovery. Fistula, strictures, repairs, catheters, re-routes - you name it and I’ve probably experienced it. My most recent repair (4 months ago) included hooking up my urethra again, and closing the temporary re-route.

I have since developed a minor stricture, but it’s nowhere near as bad as I expected. I basically thought that strictures always got worse and ended up in getting an SP again, but turns out they can just be mildly inconvenient. I don’t always really notice it myself, but I pee slightly slower than is desirable. My urologist tells me he can easily fix this in the next procedure. If it would stay like this, it wouldn’t really be a big deal either. But, peeing faster does sound nice so I’m all for it!

My UL is probably one of my fav things about my dick. It’s just so convenient. If I go for a long walk, I never have to worry about bathroom access anymore. I’m a very outdoorsy person, so this has been a major upgrade for me. Instead of cutting my trips short because I might need to pee, I can just pick the first tree I want and take a leak. It’s something that brings me a lot of joy.

When out and about, there are frequently instances where the ability to STP comes in very handy. I love urinals, it’s great to be able to skip the entire bathroom line at events and just walk in and out in 2 minutes. It’s also great for places with dirty public toilets, such as gas stations, the gym, or public transit.

At home I frequently sit to pee, and I feel great about that too. While I love being able to stand, it’s not something I always want to do. I love how it’s now a decision I can make freely, instead of one my body makes for me. I’m very happy that sitting has remained comfortable. I like the wiping proces a lot more too: just a quick dab on the tip with a single square. When standing I usually just shake and squeeze and I’m good to go.

Overall, UL has been everything I hoped it would be and I simply couldn’t imagine going without it. I am beyond relieved that everything finally works. It can absolutely be an exhausting journey, but for me it has been very much worth it. I have found that I love my penis a lot more now that I can pee from it.

Picture is from my walk in the woods today! Again, it makes me so happy to be able to just pee like this. Also please don’t beg to see my dick: if I had wanted you to see it, I wouldn’t have censored it.

TL;DR: UL journey sucks, but worth it in the end!
 
Tony makes me MATI a lot, but something I despise about troons in general is the lengths they will go to and obfuscate the truth and word things very carefully in order to encourage other people, usually their young retarded Twitter followers, to get the same surgeries. Almost every single thing he said about amholes was not only a lie, but exactly what coomers like him want to hear.
Two people in his extended DC polycule are going under the knife soon:
  • kateisdeflate (age 19, a self-hating gay man) is having an orchiectomy in April,
  • witchbitchaddi (probably 20-21, an autistic coomer) is having vaginoplasty in May.
I'm looking forward to the fallout. (For reference, Tony is a 34-year-old autogynephile, and has a 7-year-old son. People should check out his thread.)
 
Great! I'm glad the stupid bitch is gonna be celebrating this for the rest of her life. I wonder how long she'll keep the tiktok up. Will it be another 5 years when she's working on the 5th revision for her stage 1? I'm betting we'll see a video soon about needing a hiatus for her body to recuperate from all the revisions and other surgeries to fix her split rotdog. I wonder if she'll even be willing to lose more of her cheeks when she learns the split-healing didn't do shit for making a new urethra.




New troon raceinbk1980 decided to get a super wrinkly stink-ditch. Only one troon approves of the way it looks. Butcher is Dr DeLeon. (A)

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MischiefThePony
Looking very good. Even with the swelling, the definition of the labia is clear and beautiful.
Congratulations!! 💜💜

Dcockit
Oooh how did you like Dr Deleon? I have been looking into scheduling a time to talk to her.

raceinbk1980
She’s awesome!


LMAO! Literally a deflated ballsack!

I can just picture the doctor struggling with his mega balls, looking at the clock to see if he can make the 3pm tee time and then finally just stapling it halfassed together going: “Whatever! It’s fine! Not gonna fiddle with his testicles all day!”
 
“It can do anything a Cis vagina can, I have no problems peeing”

Does this guy think women pee out their vaginas?

I also like how they think literally the only function of a vagina is being penetrated during sex. His skin pocket leads to nowhere, can't menstruate, cant give birth, doesn’t have musculature, and his mangled penis tip doesn’t extend into the body for additional pleasure the way a woman’s clitoris does. What function of a real vagina does it even have? Literally exclusively “can be penetrated”, which is also true of an anus or a mouth.
 
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