Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[BeetleBug242]

Yeah right there with you. There's something so floridly deranged about these. Maybe because they're made by trannies themselves. Imagine a whole genre of racist cartoons that are ten times more overtly racist than the typical pickaninny caricature from 1870. But they are made by a proud loud Black Studies major and BLM member. The hilarity pales in comparison to the sense that you're witnessing something really dark. It's like getting a look into someone's perverted fetish...but worse.

Trannys are making these?!? What the fuck is happening with them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Given these are drawn by extremely-online FtMs and the skillset of extremely-online FtMs, I'm surprised there aren't pooner amigurumi yet.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i love pooners so much they're my menhera-chan, i want pooner merch

 

[Fapcop]

Trannys are making these?!? What the fuck is happening with them.

Honesty came knocking!

 

[Meiwaku]

Holy shit


Her art that's tagged with "stay safe" absolute woman moment

 

[Tard Whisperer]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Trannys are making these?!? What the fuck is happening with them.

If someone has the insight to realize that their attempt to "pass" is turning them into these beasts, why would they keep trying?

It is so bizarre. Starving yourself to death makes some kind of perverse sense. Jumping off a bridge makes a kind of fucked up sense. This makes no sense.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Wait a second.

Troons make these memes. About themselves.

This plot twist has officially broken my brain.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

If someone has the insight to realize that their attempt to "pass" is turning them into these beasts, why would they keep trying?

It is so bizarre. Starving yourself to death makes some kind of perverse sense. Jumping off a bridge makes a kind of fucked up sense. This makes no sense.

the longer you distract yourself by spending your time thinking about passing and how your gender is perceived, the longer you can delay actually having to figure out and address your actual issues. makes sense to drag it out as long as possible

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If someone has the insight to realize that their attempt to "pass" is turning them into these beasts, why would they keep trying?

It is so bizarre. Starving yourself to death makes some kind of perverse sense. Jumping off a bridge makes a kind of fucked up sense. This makes no sense.

Self deprication? Gallows humor?

Nah, still makes no sense. If they had enough self awareness to realize how fucked up the whole thing is, they'd have enough self awareness to figure out what they need to do to either unfuck themselves, or prevent others from fucking themselves up, but they don't.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I too have only recently been introduced to the wild world of pooners, but what a fucking ride it's been.

 

[swingbatta]

This has been a trip: pooners are right up there with kikomi-chan for me.

As for why ftms would make this, it's simple: girls are fucking vicious to other girls. For all of third wave feminism's talk of women uplifting women, you will NEVER see a man take down a woman as viscerally and devastatingly as another woman. Just look at high school: a male bully will punch a guy and call him a faggot; a female bully will craft an elaborate plan to catfish a girl she hates and then reveal it was a "joke" and laugh as the girl falls to pieces, or suddenly tell an entire friend group that they should all hate one friend and bombard her with messages saying how much they fucking hate her and wish she would kill herself--and then gloat among each other if she does kill herself.

Even with the upswing in mtf troons making death threats to women, the most vitriolic, nasty shit you see from tumblr is more often than not from genderspecial girls to other genderspecial girls, because they weren't being genderspecial in the right way. So yeah, I can totally see how pooners can be made by ftms: it's just the new Not Like Other Girls of the 2020s.

EDIT: forgot words

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Lol

“Beyond disgusting”

“Almost made me vomit!”

Truth hurts.

My favorite part is how ACCURATE these are. The “Dude!” Is right on the nose. It’s always “dude” and “bro” with these chicks.

So I read the replies to the post, then dove into the reddit histories of about a half dozen of the most freaked out responses- ie the ones obviously worried that they themselves are pooners. It's all very weird/fascinating, and not at all surprising. (I'm not linking/archiving all this because it's just 6-7 random anon TiFs being tragic). Are these, in fact, pooners? You be the judge

They're quite young: ranging from 17-early 20s. Only one of the handful had a selfie

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Eh, could be worse. Then I started reading the posts/comments of the girls regarding their concerns.

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Unsurprisingly, self-harm was a common theme.

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But wasn't the only sign that they're mentally ill

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No, I mean REALLY mentally ill

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This poor soul laments that she can't express her symptoms of psychosis, claiming she can physically feel inflammation in her brain which stops her from doing so. Ironically, this claim makes her sound...psychotic.
Later she talks about how she can barely hide her symptoms

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I want to break here and make it clear that while I think this is all bizarrely fascinating, I don't take pleasure in these displays of human suffering because I'm not Hellraiser McEdgelord. One of the most frustrating things about "journalism" re: kiwifarms is the idea that having dark humor around messed up things means that we're all delighted when people are suicidal or hurting themselves. It's maddening, because I'm not the one cheering this on and enabling it, gender clinics are. Therapists and grade school teachers and Chinese brainworm apps like TikTok are. People who report on KF never report on the actual content because they can't actually deal with why a TiF can't get proper treatment when she wants to scar her face and pull one of her eyes out.
Anyway, enough moralfagging: here's a TiF who wants to....scar her face and pull one of her eyes out.

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This one thinks her "fibromyalgia" is making injections so incredibly painful that she can still feel the pain ten years later. But I'm sure all this will also be solved by physical mutilation

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And she has phantom pain from top surgery. Except....she hasn't had top surgery yet.
This person is clearly deranged, and depending on her country, because of laws around gender ideology, there may not be a therapist allowed or even trained to actually treat all of her issues. She could end up with a radical double mastectomy instead.

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Gee you guys think they have some unresolved trauma maybe

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And I saved the most devastating for last. More than one of these girls was posting in the Detransition threads....
....years ago.

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There really is nowhere for them to go and no meaningful institutional support or mental health care.

I know it's the pooner thread which is absolutely surreal hilarious entertainment, but it's also dark af, and like I said, I really believe the entire pooner memes being so brutally honest is a signpost on the road that is leading inevitably to gender ideology crumbling in the years to come.

 

[Temperance]

This one's my favorite. I cri evrytiem

Anyway, I know there's a TON of pooner-related art buried in PhilosophyTube's thread. 4chan's /lgbt/ loves making fun of him, and (IIRC) the FTM** who originally started making pooner art also liked making "fanart" of PhilosophyTube in the same style.

• ** She was apparently known as u/babybabybaby222 on Reddit and @lilpooner on Twitter, but she got suspended on both those accounts. @TubeLord might be her KF account, but she hasn't posted in a year. Don't know if she's still active anywhere.

That's PhilosophyTube in the top-right:

Bunch more PT-themed art:

Spoiler: Toobs / Choobs / Chooblets

@narcissistic injury @ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes do you remember where you got your avatars? I thought there was a PT art dump somewhere, but I can't find it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So I read the replies to the post, then dove into the reddit histories of about a half dozen of the most freaked out responses- ie the ones obviously worried that they themselves are pooners. It's all very weird/fascinating, and not at all surprising. (I'm not linking/archiving all this because it's just 6-7 random anon TiFs being tragic). Are these, in fact, pooners? You be the judge

They're quite young: ranging from 17-early 20s. Only one of the handful had a selfie

Spoiler

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Eh, could be worse. Then I started reading the posts/comments of the girls regarding their concerns.

Spoiler

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Unsurprisingly, self-harm was a common theme.

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But wasn't the only sign that they're mentally ill

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No, I mean REALLY mentally ill

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This poor soul laments that she can't express her symptoms of psychosis, claiming she can physically feel inflammation in her brain which stops her from doing so. Ironically, this claim makes her sound...psychotic.
Later she talks about how she can barely hide her symptoms

Spoiler

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I want to break here and make it clear that while I think this is all bizarrely fascinating, I don't take pleasure in these displays of human suffering because I'm not Hellraiser McEdgelord. One of the most frustrating things about "journalism" re: kiwifarms is the idea that having dark humor around messed up things means that we're all delighted when people are suicidal or hurting themselves. It's maddening, because I'm not the one cheering this on and enabling it, gender clinics are. Therapists and grade school teachers and Chinese brainworm apps like TikTok are. People who report on KF never report on the actual content because they can't actually deal with why a TiF can't get proper treatment when she wants to scar her face and pull one of her eyes out.
Anyway, enough moralfagging: here's a TiF who wants to....scar her face and pull one of her eyes out.

Spoiler

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This one thinks her "fibromyalgia" is making injections so incredibly painful that she can still feel the pain ten years later. But I'm sure all this will also be solved by physical mutilation

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And she has phantom pain from top surgery. Except....she hasn't had top surgery yet.
This person is clearly deranged, and depending on her country, because of laws around gender ideology, there may not be a therapist allowed or even trained to actually treat all of her issues. She could end up with a radical double mastectomy instead.

Spoiler

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Gee you guys think they have some unresolved trauma maybe

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And I saved the most devastating for last. More than one of these girls was posting in the Detransition threads....
....years ago.

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There really is nowhere for them to go and no meaningful institutional support or mental health care.

I know it's the pooner thread which is absolutely surreal hilarious entertainment, but it's also dark af, and like I said, I really believe the entire pooner memes being so brutally honest is a signpost on the road that is leading inevitably to gender ideology crumbling in the years to come.

This is why I find this meme so fascinating.
It's fucking hillarious, side splitting funny in the way the worst racial stereotypes are, but its also a window into just how fucked and self hating these sorry pathetic creatures are. I think the total lack of any viable psychiatric or psychological treatment is forcing them to try to work out their own self hatred themselves, and its coming out as Pooner memes.
Medicine being ideologically driven means they get no real help for their issues, but are just railroaded and pushed further down the road to "transition", both by ideologue doctors and by other doctors who are afraid to be labeled as "evil twansphobes trying conversion therapy" by attempting to fix the real problem.
I have sympathy for these girls, as ridiculously comical as they are, these aren't gross AGP fetishists that get a sexual kick out of making people uncomfortable, these are young women with immense body shame issues and lack of self esteem, and they're not getting any real help.

 

[Sprate Header]

I've never seen "pooners" before this thread, and I know very little about common TiF tropes/jokes. These drawings are some of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life, and they've probably ruined the color pink for me. I legit feel like I understand the senseless insanity that Soyjak.Party produces better than I understand these fucking things. It's almost existentially depressing to imagine how completely and utterly unhinged these pictures would be considered by literally everyone not even ten years ago. I'm so fucking thrown, bros...

Good work.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

This one thinks her "fibromyalgia" is making injections so incredibly painful that she can still feel the pain ten years later. But I'm sure all this will also be solved by physical mutilation

Lol, chronic pain from surgery, especially botched ones, is rather common.

These people may seriously be in pain from mutilating their bodies. Instead of going on the internet and telling others "the botched surgeries still hurt after 3 years and I'm still in debt from those bills" they go and yell "do another surgery! Have a surgeon fix this! Don't worry you will get there!".

I think the only way to stop this if people actively try to intervene.

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Perfect specimen.

I see it now, the thick red lips, the pinkish skin, she even has those dreadful ear stretchers!

 

[Windows Error 98]

4chan trannies are something else. There's an element of self awareness there that Reddit trannies lack. Somehow it makes them MORE depraved.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

noahwithnoark, an irl pooner
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More accurately, "noahwithnocock".

Anyone who believes that's true is a damn fool. The only way those women look like that is through huge amounts of steroids and surgery. They still don't look like men, though. There's always something off about them.
Oh, and as for the "could beat you up" thing, I doubt there's a single TIF in the world who can bench press more than 330lbs. I would love to have a fist fight with one of these clowns.

 

[Catto Gatto]

This has been a trip: pooners are right up there with kikomi-chan for me.

As for why ftms would make this, it's simple: girls are fucking vicious to other girls. For all of third wave feminism's talk of women uplifting women, you will NEVER see a man take down a woman as viscerally and devastatingly as another woman. Just look at high school: a male bully will punch a guy and call him a faggot; a female bully will craft an elaborate plan to catfish a girl she hates and then reveal it was a "joke" and laugh as the girl falls to pieces, or suddenly tell an entire friend group that they should all hate one friend and bombard her with messages saying how much they fucking hate her and wish she would kill herself--and then gloat among each other if she does kill herself.

Even with the upswing in mtf troons making death threats to women, the most vitriolic, nasty shit you see from tumblr is more often than not from genderspecial girls to other genderspecial girls, because they weren't being genderspecial in the right way. So yeah, I can totally see how pooners can be made by ftms: it's just the new Not Like Other Girls of the 2020s.

EDIT: forgot words

Ah yes, the manly habit of viciously tearing other “men” down until they want to off themselves. Thank you for the explanation - I get it now.

I’ve never felt so grateful to have graduated high school in the mid 2000’s. Even at that time there were 2 TIMs at my school, but the general consensus was to stay far away from the autistic freaks.

While morbidly fascinating, this shit is utterly deranged.