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[PaladinBoo]

Hate to tell you, but they covered the spread

Two things we are either going to see from Ralph tonight.
1. Chiefs win. Ralph is as high as a kite and harasses Mr. Morris nonstop on Twitter for the rest of the night. Ralph will also be relieved as the money he won will allow him some breathing room for a few months and get Meigh off his back.
2. Chiefs lose. Ralph will be drunk and high for the next several Killstreams. He will also be panicking and telling Meigh to pack up their bags and getting his family the fuck out of Merida. Meigh will be sure to remind him of his failure for the next several months.

Either way we win.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Two things we are either going to see from Ralph tonight.
1. Chiefs win. Ralph is as high as a kite and harasses Mr. Morris nonstop on Twitter for the rest of the night. Ralph will also be relieved as the money he won will allow him some breathing room for a few months and get Meigh off his back.
2. Chiefs lose. Ralph will be drunk and high for the next several Killstreams. He will also be panicking and telling Meigh to pack up their bags and getting his family the fuck out of Merida. Meigh will be sure to remind him of his failure for the next several months.

Either way we win.

Oh fuck, I didn’t even realize it was still going. I was watching Clarkson’s Farm and I don’t watch football since it’s the gay tranny BLM league

 

[PaladinBoo]

Well Ralph got the horse off his back for a few months or so. However, he is now going to have to use his winnings to pay his lawyer fees and the IRS and both the law firms and the government will damn well make sure that he forks over his winnings and pays his dues. By the way Ralph, since I know you read your board, don't talk about your winnings on Twitter as Mr. Vickers and Mr. Morris will be screen capping your ass and sending your tweets as evidence to the law firm and IRS. However, since I know you are drunk off your ass right now, please do keep opening your fat mouth as it will provide more content for us.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I hope Ralph wasn't convinced not to place a massive bet on his beloved Chiefs.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I hope Ralph wasn't convinced not to place a massive bet on his beloved Chiefs.

He did and now the dumb fuck is going to be bragging about his winnings on Twitter to "own" the aylawgs. This is what both Mr. Vickers and Mr. Morris want Ralph to do as they can screen cap his tweets and send them to the judge and IRS as evidence that he is making more money then he claims and for him to pay larger fees and taxes to the law firm and IRS. Remember, when Ralph gets a W he gets a massive L immediately after.

 

[MeltyTW]

He did and now the dumb fuck is going to be bragging about his winnings on Twitter to "own" the aylawgs. This is what both Mr. Vickers and Mr. Morris want Ralph to do as they can screen cap his tweets and send them to the judge and IRS as evidence that he is making more money then he claims and for him to pay larger fees and taxes to the law firm and IRS. Remember, when Ralph gets a W he gets a massive L immediately after.

do we have any proof he even placed a bet besides it being something in character for ralph? has he bragged about making millions and trillions yet?

 

[Spergichu]

Has Ralph ever stepped foot in Kansas City? Does he even know that half of it isn't actually in Kansas?

 

[PaladinBoo]

do we have any proof he even placed a bet besides it being something in character for ralph? has he bragged about making millions and trillions yet?

It was one of the reasons why he went and got married in Vegas. He went there not just to marry Meigh but to also place a bet on the Chiefs. Don't worry, piggy is going to be bragging about his winnings soon. Expect a trip to Vegas in the coming days. That is how you will know that he placed a bet.

 

[LadiosSopp]

He did and now the dumb fuck is going to be bragging about his winnings on Twitter to "own" the aylawgs. This is what both Mr. Vickers and Mr. Morris want Ralph to do as they can screen cap his tweets and send them to the judge and IRS as evidence that he is making more money then he claims and for him to pay larger fees and taxes to the law firm and IRS. Remember, when Ralph gets a W he gets a massive L immediately after.

Exactly why I'm not gonna lose any sleep over the Chiefs winning. Seeing Ralph lose his shit over losing his bet he almost certainly made with attorney and/or rent/food money would have been infinitely funnier, but Ralph will still manage to get caught up in his own hubris one way or another. He's perpetually in a Catch 22.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It was one of the reasons why he went and got married in Vegas. He went there not just to marry Meigh but to also place a bet on the Chiefs. Don't worry, piggy is going to be bragging about his winnings soon. Expect a trip to Vegas in the coming days. That is how you will know that he placed a bet.

And he has to go back to Vegas to cash his winnings.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

And he has to go back to Vegas to cash his winnings.

He’s due in Nevada Co., CA Court in-person next month. Easy trip from there to Vegas.

 

[Telemeter]

And he has to go back to Vegas to cash his winnings.

There are casinos in Mexico, and there are some in Merida.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/casino/@20.9668212,-89.6251635,12z/data=!3m1!4b1

He could have gone to a local bookie to place his bet.

He hasn't hollered about the W, though, so he probably bet against the Chiefs.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There are casinos in Mexico, and there are some in Merida.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/casino/@20.9668212,-89.6251635,12z/data=!3m1!4b1

He could have gone to a local bookie to place his bet.

He hasn't hollered about the W, though, so he probably bet against the Chiefs.

I'm pretty sure he mentioned making a bunch of bets when he went to Vegas to get married by Elvis at a drive-thru. Lorne Armstrong is right though, if he does do court in person next month that's when he'll make the trip. He should be primed for a bunch of poor decisions following that shit-show.

 

[Elmo]

I'm pretty sure he mentioned making a bunch of bets when he went to Vegas to get married by Elvis at a drive-thru. Lorne Armstrong is right though, if he does do court in person next month that's when he'll make the trip. He should be primed for a bunch of poor decisions following that shit-show.

It's also assumed that's when he'll be returning his Nissan to the States.

 

[AnOminous]

He hasn't hollered about the W, though, so he probably bet against the Chiefs.

Yes he did, right before he was banned from Twitter.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Congratulations to the 2023 Super Bowl Champ…

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[John Andrews Stan]

Can he still cash out any sportsbook app bets even without a US mailing address? Does this nigger even have a bank account in America?

 

[AnOminous]

Can he still cash out any sportsbook app bets even without a US mailing address? Does this nigger even have a bank account in America?

Most non-American sportsbooks don't cash out to U.S. banks thanks to Bill Frist's law outlawing it. I wonder if Ralph is on any Chexsystems lists.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can he still cash out any sportsbook app bets even without a US mailing address? Does this nigger even have a bank account in America?

I checked the ToS of that one app from the leak and you must be in the USA to place bets. Of course, he can use a VPN, but he didn't use one when browsing Poast.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I checked the ToS of that one app from the leak and you must be in the USA to place bets. Of course, he can use a VPN, but he didn't use one when browsing Poast.

The US betting apps have all the vpns I've ever tried blacklisted and require location access on a mobile. On a PC, they also require wifi access (no Ethernet) to do some kind of additional location check. I have trouble betting just because I live near a state line.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph the moron isn’t smart enough to get around location restrictions on these apps. So I’m pretty sure one reason he’s hitting the pills and booze and coke and weed so hard is that he can’t gamble every waking minute anymore. Gambling probably took the edge off all those other addictions at least somewhat. Now pills, coke, weed, alcohol and whores are all he has.

I bet if they lived closer to the US, Ralph would be making frequent border crossings just to whip out those apps.