🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[deeman]

Use your detective brain, dum dum.
Ralph has a mega ego blow, then all 3 of his top 5 blood enemies get swatted, then Pantsu(ralph) NOW of all times writes a shitty politician post about swatting being bad and we need to work together to stop such thing?
Get a black coffee and a donut and think it through.

Yeah, and given how happy Ralph been towards people being swatted before this smells more than his thumb.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

To be honest, I don't think Ralph has the presence of mind these days to put together a plan and execute it like that. Even a retarded plan like a mass SWATing.

Can you imagine him actually sitting on the phone, putting on a voice, and trying to convince someone he's a Minnesotan cancer patient who's gone mad and is holding his wife hostage or whatever?

Ralph does nothing but float between his various addictions (pills, booze, food, twitter) and beg for cash online. He doesn't have a single bone left in his body capable of taking real action.

You obviously haven't been paying attention to this sektur for very long. Do some reading.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

You obviously haven't been paying attention to this sektur for very long. Do some reading.

I've done plenty. The reason I'm saying this is because he's gone so far downhill. I could see him doing this two years ago, but now he's such a wreck that I don't think he has it in him anymore to do anything but tweet and bitch and drink.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I've done plenty. The reason I'm saying this is because he's gone so far downhill. I could see him doing this two years ago, but now he's such a wreck that I don't think he has it in him anymore to do anything but tweet and bitch and drink.

hopefully the move to mejico removed any firearms from his possession, because this wigger finna try a family destroyer move before long

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I've done plenty.

I doubt it. You don't even know that the swattings have all been done with TTS.

 

[Tiger Jack]

hopefully the move to mejico removed any firearms from his possession, because this wigger finna try a family destroyer move before long

He’s a felon, I don’t think he’s allowed to own a firearm.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Since 100s of people watch this but nobody clips the good shit, I had to suffer and load up a direct Ralph hosted video and watch through this retardation at 2x speed to find this. WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE CLIP THIS? IT'S CHRIS CHAN LEVELS OF HILARIOUS
High, and coked out retard rants because Harry pulled the daddy dollars;
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Oy vey Bish I can't believe you robbed $3k worth of stuff from me, you better give me back those $6k, honestly Harry I can't be held accountable for my actions if I don't see my $10k soon!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not only that, but he put 0 down. He bought this truck after he totaled his last car, he likely had 0 equity in that, or spent all the insurance money on more purses.

If my math is correct, he took a 9% loan. Right now that's not that bad, but January 2022 was record low interest rates with a national average of 3.9%. That much above average means that the creditor has no faith it will get paid off.

Over the life of this loan, he will pay $10,850 in interest

This credit report has so much useful information in it, it really shows what's actually going on with his finances, way more than his actual income showed.

Edit: Also 76 months is a very particular number, I was looking at local credit unions loan terms and they all offer rates for 0-63 months, 63-75 months, and 76-84 months.

There is a 1% difference between taking a 75 month and a 76 month loan. I think he was either forced or duped into take a loan this long so that he would have to pay the maximum amount of interest as possible.

This is hilarious because Ralph claimed he put down like $15k when he bought the truck when everyone was laughing at him for the subprime loan. He could not even scrape together any down payment when facing an interest rate that size. Strange behavior for a half-millionaire.

Gunt is an obvious financial retard. The interest rates on all those shitty Mickey Mouse credit cards he’s trying to juggle with minimum payments are costing him a small fortune. The credit industry relies on idiots that can’t calculate interest and make all decisions based on immediate gratification.

His credit profile is just as hilariously bad as expected. The only reason it’s not even worse is because he can’t get anymore credit to ruin. The financial sector views him just like bartenders do, he ain’t getting a tab worth more than two drinks.

 

[Fornicario]

Oy vey Bish I can't believe you robbed $3k worth of stuff from me, you better give me back those $6k, honestly Harry I can't be held accountable for my actions if I don't see my $10k soon!
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Ralph is starting to get that Old Testament look to him. Hopefully he strips naked in a fountain bellowing "Killstream Baby!".

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Ralph would make a great, modern day Ebenezer Scrooge. Featuring Null and Metokur as the specters of the past and the present.

Third one hasn't appeared yet, i guess, he might die of an overdose of pills and booze before he has any chance to meet him.

If the ghost of christmas yet to come is Rozy, who will end up eating trash burgers like her father if Harry doesn't rescue her.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He’s a felon, I don’t think he’s allowed to own a firearm.

He can't legally own guns, but not like that would stop him. I don't think it would be too hard for Ralph to get one of his minions or Pantsu to straw purchase a gat for him. Or if he was desperate he could just buy a blackpowder gun.

 

[Tiger Jack]

He can't legally own guns, but not like that would stop him. I don't think it would be too hard for Ralph to get one of his minions or Pantsu to straw purchase a gat for him. Or if he was desperate he could just buy a blackpowder gun.

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He’s always struck me as a crossbow type for some reason.

 

[Booby Jones]

To be honest, I don't think Ralph has the presence of mind these days to put together a plan and execute it like that. Even a retarded plan like a mass SWATing.

Can you imagine him actually sitting on the phone, putting on a voice, and trying to convince someone he's a Minnesotan cancer patient who's gone mad and is holding his wife hostage or whatever?

Ralph does nothing but float between his various addictions (pills, booze, food, twitter) and beg for cash online. He doesn't have a single bone left in his body capable of taking real action.

"Hey groyperfaggot number 34 in my discord/whatever can you do me a favor and swat these ahogs again please, I'll give you 50 dollars"
So hard, meng

 

[break these cuffs]

He’s always struck me as a crossbow type for some reason.

You would be correct. He had one before fleeing to Mehico. I assume he gave it to Sisco since Harry didn't try to sell it.

 

[Niggernerd]

To be honest, I don't think Ralph has the presence of mind these days to put together a plan and execute it like that. Even a retarded plan like a mass SWATing.

Pretty sure even the laziest people could just tell his incel sycophants "swat these here people" then nod off

 

[TJBirish]

He can't legally own guns, but not like that would stop him. I don't think it would be too hard for Ralph to get one of his minions or Pantsu to straw purchase a gat for him. Or if he was desperate he could just buy a blackpowder gun.

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I can't see Ralph having the patience or intelligence to properly load and fire a black powder gun.

Hey Ralph, prove me wrong and livestream you shooting black powder.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Seriously, he's 37???

He looks early to mid 50s, especially in the recent pics from the stream posted here. I legimately thought he was in his 50s.

What does his wife see in him, she's in her 20s right?

Just a sad state of affairs all round blah blah blah, real question is when will he get punched out on the street again.

His face looks rough - the "rosacea" and clogged pores and nascent spider veins, his drinkers nose speedballing toward W.C. Fields territory, the sweaty head and greasy skin.... It adds 30 years to him. A cautionary tale.

The way that Meigh speaks is disturbing. She looks dead in the eyes and she talks like a battered housewife. Very cautious, choosing every word, a lot of pseudo-therapy speak to try to appease the rage pig. I almost feel concerned but then I remind myself she is a pedophile and was one long before she met Ralph so she deserves this and more.

I have an ick feeling that she at some level likes every bit of it. The drama, the attention, the being a shit mother, the being seen as a shit mother, the "we are so edgy," the chaos, the being treated poorly, the insecurity of the situation. She doesn't take her life seriously (nor Rozy's, either, obviously; Ethan is a clown, so not taking his seriously is an accidental good call).

May was quick to disavow the swatting which I think is the first time Ralph has done so when it happens to other people.
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This is getting good. The Ralph arc is really ramping up again for some kino and we're going to get some good content soon. Ralph might be too much of a drunk retard to swat people but his sycophantic fans are definitely willing to risk commiting crimes to protect their mensch and his honour. And sadly some of the trolls might also be willing to risk commiting crimes to try to look like cool Ralph trolls, people like kinochet who always need to have the breaking news for example.
So it's gonna get real fun soon. I might actually have to start watching his boring ass show

That is the biggest bullshit tweet ever, whichever of them wrote it.

Hemingway, Hunter S and the other notable booze hounds of the media had one major difference from Ralph, they had talent. They produced content that people wanted to read. They weren't rambling alcoholics, they produced: entertaining, informative and often incisive commentary.

They were rambling alcoholics and lived dissolute lives, treated people like shit at times, etc. But as you say, they created. Not just entertainment or commentary, but art - and it was art that in itself was a pure positive, and that has had immense and inspiring influence on millions of people worldwide over decades, and on both arts & literature and life (in the Western World at least) itself. What they did mattered.

Beyond their art, their personals, and their relationships were also extraordinary. And they had style.

Ethan Ralph couldn't be farther from that if he tried. He produces nothing of value, nothing of quality, nothing of substance, nothing that will last, and nothing that will ever positively impact or influence or inspire one single person in the entire universe, ever. He is a joker and an angry fool, uneducated and uneducable. The only thing interesting about him is the usual gawk-factor of watching someone proudly fiddle while Rome burns.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

His face looks rough - the "rosacea" and clogged pores and nascent spider veins, his drinkers nose speedballing toward W.C. Fields territory, the sweaty head and greasy skin.... It adds 30 years to him. A cautionary tale.

I have an ick feeling that she at some level likes every bit of it. The drama, the attention, the being a shit mother, the being seen as a shit mother, the "we are so edgy," the chaos, the being treated poorly, the insecurity of the situation. She doesn't take her life seriously (nor Rozy's, either, obviously; Ethan is a clown, so not taking his seriously is an accidental good call).

That is the biggest bullshit tweet ever, whichever of them wrote it.

They were rambling alcoholics and lived dissolute lives, treated people like shit at times, etc. But as you say, they created. Not just entertainment or commentary, but art - and it was art that in itself was a pure positive, and that has had immense and inspiring influence on millions of people worldwide over decades, and on both arts & literature and life (in the Western World at least) itself. What they did mattered.

Beyond their art, their personals, and their relationships were also extraordinary. And they had style.

Ethan Ralph couldn't be farther from that if he tried. He produces nothing of value, nothing of quality, nothing of substance, nothing that will last, and nothing that will ever positively impact or influence or inspire one single person in the entire universe, ever. He is a joker and an angry fool, uneducated and uneducable. The only thing interesting about him is the usual gawk-factor of watching someone proudly fiddle while Rome burns.

Gunt is basically the old man and the sea. Catches a prize he can't handle and takes L after L after L until all he's left with is a small penis.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

To be honest, I don't think Ralph has the presence of mind these days to put together a plan and execute it like that. Even a retarded plan like a mass SWATing.

Can you imagine him actually sitting on the phone, putting on a voice, and trying to convince someone he's a Minnesotan cancer patient who's gone mad and is holding his wife hostage or whatever?

Ralph does nothing but float between his various addictions (pills, booze, food, twitter) and beg for cash online. He doesn't have a single bone left in his body capable of taking real action.

he can always have someone do it for him.

 

[Telemeter]

His face looks rough - the "rosacea" and clogged pores and nascent spider veins, his drinkers nose speedballing toward W.C. Fields territory, the sweaty head and greasy skin.... It adds 30 years to him. A cautionary tale.

I have an ick feeling that she at some level likes every bit of it. The drama, the attention, the being a shit mother, the being seen as a shit mother, the "we are so edgy," the chaos, the being treated poorly, the insecurity of the situation. She doesn't take her life seriously (nor Rozy's, either, obviously; Ethan is a clown, so not taking his seriously is an accidental good call).

That is the biggest bullshit tweet ever, whichever of them wrote it.

They were rambling alcoholics and lived dissolute lives, treated people like shit at times, etc. But as you say, they created. Not just entertainment or commentary, but art - and it was art that in itself was a pure positive, and that has had immense and inspiring influence on millions of people worldwide over decades, and on both arts & literature and life (in the Western World at least) itself. What they did mattered.

Beyond their art, their personals, and their relationships were also extraordinary. And they had style.

Ethan Ralph couldn't be farther from that if he tried. He produces nothing of value, nothing of quality, nothing of substance, nothing that will last, and nothing that will ever positively impact or influence or inspire one single person in the entire universe, ever. He is a joker and an angry fool, uneducated and uneducable. The only thing interesting about him is the usual gawk-factor of watching someone proudly fiddle while Rome burns.

Ethan Ralph, while not innocent, is himself a victim.

A victim of college scam and hyper socializing. He had no business ever stepping into a higher education institution, getting brainwashed into thinking of himself as an intellectual leftist while he was just a midwit wigger, no business trying pursue being a journalist while the best he could do is write dear diary entries. No business spending his entire adult life getting validation for his midwit takes in Facebook and Twitter.

Ralph should have been a plumber, a mechanic, a fork lift operator, a factory worker.

Whatever you want to say about Ralph, he had enough drive and charisma when he was young to thrive in a trade.

He could have easily gotten into a union at around 25, married a homely girl, be a good enough christian, have some kids.

Now at 37 he would fully own a house, probably a second one as a rental, a teenage kids he actually loved, a wife he doesn't despise, higher income than he has now, and manageable debt.

He would still be fucking tech illiterate and probably be one of those boomers that uses a dumb phone, but it wouldn't matter at all, he wouldn't even understand Twitter and have no desire to.

It could have gone so much better.