Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Fair enough. I filed anonymous tips back when the story was fresh, not that anything ever comes of those.

That's why one should read the criminal code and see what the duty of a judge/magistrate/grand jury is.

Some states let you as a citizen make a presentment directly to a grand jury. And if a judge blocks you - file a judicial conduct complaint.

A grand jury would be fun as they have the power of the court system to look at business records and would be a real problem if what's been posted reflects a harmful reality VS some kind of gayops on discord.

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Can't tell if this post is a joke or in earnest.

Memory serves that poster presented themselves as someone from the past who knew Lucas as Lucas VS Clara.
 
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That's why one should read the criminal code and see what the duty of a judge/magistrate/grand jury is.

Some states let you as a citizen make a presentment directly to a grand jury. And if a judge blocks you - file a judicial conduct complaint.

A grand jury would be fun as they have the power of the court system to look at business records and would be a real problem if what's been posted reflects a harmful reality VS some kind of gayops on discord.



Memory serves that poster presented themselves as someone from the past who knew Lucas as Lucas VS Clara.
Your memory is correct and OTM is reliable.
I had a feeling the whole dropping of the troonshine was perfomative and not real simply cause it doesn’t track with what we know of Lucas- namely that he’s a power and money grubbing idiot, followed by the lonely and mentally confused kids. Of course.
 
Holy shit this site is so bad. It's fractally bad. The closer I look the worse it gets.

"The only necessary equipment is cheap ($7 - $15) pocket 0.001 g (1 mg) scales (or DIY balance scales you can make from a long narrow wooden plank, 2 small nails and 2 syringes, one of them with 0.5 ml water as a precise weight)."
Basically kill yourself by making a diy scale to save 15 bucks. This sounds like something off those life hack youtube channels.
 
So... Who wore it better? :story:
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Having said that, I half-expect Lucas to deepfake himself saying "nigger" and post it anonymously to 4chan. First, he's a /pol/-brained incel and would probably get a kick out of it. Second, it's an easy win for him: gin up outrage on Twitter over the fake scandal, then prove the clips are fakes to redeem himself. "The trolls tried their best, but we outwitted them again!" Can also dismiss future, possibly true allegations as just more deepfakes. Easy, PR 101.

Hope that wasn't too much of a tangent. Read wyatt's thread just before I saw your post, so gamer word deepfakes were already on my mind.
He wouldn't even need to do that. He could genuinely read out the total nigger death copypasta in its entirety and post it to /pol/ or here and still be able to call it fake because muh bad sources, all the while getting the excessive racist urges he almost certainly has as well as his epic trolling desires sated for the time being.
 
I love it that he is so triggered by us doxing people, but when he does it it's not "doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing" and we are evil for even calling it doxing.

No clue what he wants to call the piece of gayops he's trying to get going on Reddit, but it looks a whole lot like "pls dox this person i don't like for me uWu".

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Found the reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/keffals/comments/115ak8e/lore_request_mommybigdick/ (Archive), quick selection of random comments in his gayops thread, even his faggot Reddit fanbois don't agree with doxing requests:

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After bullying another troon from Twitter yesterday and his stream Keffals had to say this:
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Keffals then announced another stream:
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About that MommyBigDick person Keffals wants his followers to dig up dirt; here is their slapfight:
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More stuff:
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Follower update:
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EDIT: After I finished my post:
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lol
 
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After bullying another troon from Twitter yesterday and his stream Keffals had to say this:
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Keffals then announced another stream:
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About that MommyBigDick person Keffals wants his followers to dig up dirt; here is their slapfight:

More stuff:
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Follower update:
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EDIT: After I finished my post:
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Where do you think critical mass is for Keffal's ego? I think once he drops below 100k, thats when he starts to unravel.
 
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