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3000+ pages!!!!!! 
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Salut!
*urge to Peko intensifies
Special message to Lurking Lucas Roberts.
Keffals remains the undisputed Keffals aylawg, considering how many times he got him swatted.
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A man sick with power falls to his own people. Many such cases. I hope nothing but eternal poverty for this grooming fuck.
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To celebrate his thread reaching 3000 pages, Lucas feels like doxxing someone. Makes sense to me. 
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Keffals streaming about her latest convo with Shoeonhead, I'm honestly shockeda low tier cow like shoe of all people would speak to a degen like keffals but who knows.
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ongrats to 3000 pages, here's to 1000 Keffals you faggot!
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I genuinely hope all of his followers who saw this post are feeling really fucking stupid right now. The 'brave woman who took down the Kiwi Farms' is now doing the shit that they accuse us of doing. What did he accomplish?
Lucas WNBAW, the farms is still here, happy 3000.
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Happy 3000 Lucas! With 60k posts in the lapse of one year, and despite many slowdowns plus your current fall from grace, you still remain to this date as the cow that grew up the fastest here. Courtesy from your dearly beloved friends from KiwiFarms!
Ah... as it was mentioned here before of others doing this, I've started to hit the gym too so I can strengthen and shred myself to then stand against the grooming vermin that wants my loved ones and the people that matters too ruined, which Keffals is also part too.
Ah... as it was mentioned here before of others doing this, I've started to hit the gym too so I can strengthen and shred myself to then stand against the grooming vermin that wants my loved ones and the people that matters too ruined, which Keffals is also part too.
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From the youtube stream, what a lying faggot.
2023-02-18 21:07:26 | (Owner) Keffals: LIKE THE STREAM TO BOOST IN THE ALGO!!! ALSO YOUTUBE CHAT IS UNMODERATED, GO TO KEFFALS.GG/LIVE FOR MAIN CHAT
edit: looking like a drug riddled corpse
2023-02-18 21:07:26 | (Owner) Keffals: LIKE THE STREAM TO BOOST IN THE ALGO!!! ALSO YOUTUBE CHAT IS UNMODERATED, GO TO KEFFALS.GG/LIVE FOR MAIN CHAT
edit: looking like a drug riddled corpse
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black trans twitter BEEN done told y’all white trannies.
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shEthan Ralphamale Transition Arc.
Keffals streaming about her latest convo with Shoeonhead, I'm honestly shockeda low tier cow like shoe of all people would speak to a degen like keffals but who knows.
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He's legit smoking a cigarette and calling his chat faggots. Chat calling him based. He looks really pale and haggard.
Keffals streaming about her latest convo with Shoeonhead, I'm honestly shockeda low tier cow like shoe of all people would speak to a degen like keffals but who knows.
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Why does he look so shitfaced on stream? Like he had a few shots before going live.
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He looks dirty, drunk, and haggard. Happy 3k, Luke!
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Figures. Sequels are usually inferior to the original.
Not yet. He'll need to learn how to be funny, otherwise he'll only fit with the A&H crowd.
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I'm eagerly awaiting that cigarette ash he doesn't flick off falling onto his shirt. His transition to troon Ralph is entering the pupal stage.
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Lucas,
You will never be a real Kiwi. You have no silver, you have no patches, you have no void shirts. You are a homosexual man twisted by twitter and discord into a crude mockery of the Internet's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. On a very well functioning website people mock you. Normies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your ghoulish attempt to be edgy on private discord servers.
Kiwi Farmers are utterly repulsed by you. Ten years of shitposting have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cows who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your youtube channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk farmer to laugh with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected autism.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single time you wake up after 1:00 pm and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your paypigs will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an attention whore is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a lolcow.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real Kiwi. You have no silver, you have no patches, you have no void shirts. You are a homosexual man twisted by twitter and discord into a crude mockery of the Internet's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. On a very well functioning website people mock you. Normies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your ghoulish attempt to be edgy on private discord servers.
Kiwi Farmers are utterly repulsed by you. Ten years of shitposting have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cows who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your youtube channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk farmer to laugh with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected autism.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single time you wake up after 1:00 pm and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your paypigs will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an attention whore is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a lolcow.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Definitely a clip-chimp btw - Luke is never this honest.