Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Gender: Xenomorph said:
Not only is he not an entertainer (the lowest of the low, in communism's mind), he's a critic (societal parasites, like they call them), not only will Jim not be able to do what he does during communism, they will hate him and may even kill him during the revolution. He's a bourgeoise scum sitting on top of the wealth he never fairly earned.
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No, there is room for critics and writers in communism. What would happen after the revolution is that he would get a letter addressed to Mr. James Stephen Sterling, and in it he would be told that his creative works were reviewed by the censorship bureau and they determined that none of them have any merit and would no longer be distributed in any format.

He'll waddle over to his PC, and discover that his YouTube account has been wiped save for a deepfake video of him announcing to viewers that he had decided to quit entertainment and move to Boise to support the revolution by working in a factory that makes plastic travel toothbrush cases. He would cry and seethe for a while, but after a few months away from the internet and with state-mandated detransition, he would have to admit to himself that the revolution had improved his life, and the toothbrush cases he now made provided much more benefit for society than the entirety of the Jimquisition.
 
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Don't let us down, Jimmy

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