Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Annnnnd Keffals is gone
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30-45 days... I'm just remembering the planned holiday to Ireland in March that Keffal has mentioned multiple times on stream, convenient timing. Imagine if an Irish Kiwi spots Keffals just chilling in the wild :story:
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Can you really get into rehab that quickly in Leafland?

But yeah, no chance Lucas will be able to stay off social media. I give it three days.
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I hope it's one of those resorts celebs pay to go to so everyone thinks they're in rehab. Do they have them in Canada? He'd need quite a healthy benzo or a booze addiction to be in actual danger during detox. Another similarity besides the hunchback between Luke and Gunt if true.
 
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No fucking chance he logs off for any extended period. He will just go to a rehab where they allow phones and make a vacation out of it
synapse said:
"Detoxing will kill me" Xanax?
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He's probably just bullshitting for attention. The only drugs that can kill you during withdrawals are GABAergic drugs such as alcohol, benzos (xanax etc.) - think Ethan Ralph
 
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This has all been fucking glorious to watch unfold
When this twat began huffing copium and trying to take down the farms so many of the people who I knew ended up following them on twitter and talking about how much good they were doing. After an attempt at telling them that they groom kids and were in general a piece of shit I distanced myself from them and now I get to sleep soundly in my bed tonight knowing that keffals is finally going down and I can firmly say, "haha told you so."

Good riddance to bad rubbish
 
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