Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slur Generator]

Not directly a pooner but i mean cmon! look at it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Not directly a pooner but i mean cmon! look at it.

Could be a Pooner. It's the right color and it appears to have a rotdog attached to its back so yeah, this is an inclusive space, all manner of freaksPooners are welcome in the Pooner Zoo.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I can't say, unfortunately. I skimmed a wiki on All Tomorrows creatures once, and the modular pooner in the first image triggered a memory. I think the sky queefer comes from something else entirely.

The closest thing to a telling reference is that most of the posthumans in All Tomorrows had been artificially altered into unnatural shapes by arrogant idealogues, then left to fend for themselves and sometimes die off. Apply to troons, pooners and SRS as you will.

A couple images from All Tomorrows were definitely pooner-esque


Another thing that I suspect might have been an influence on pooners are Jissouseki
Jissouseki are a Japanese meme based on a poorly made doll of some anime character
(anime character on the left, Jissouseki in the middle, baby Jissouseki on the right)
They're supposed to be somewhere between gross and cute, though most art of them seems to go hard for the gross territory showing them shitting all over the place and/or being tortured to death until they're puddles of green slime. They are always portrayed as retarded and helpless though.

 

[Space Police]

Heckin valid dooderino, courtesy of u/doomer-pooner, herself a truscum pooner (https://archive.ph/rw7mE):
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Pooner identification chart:

IRL Pooner identification chart:

Ben Garrison's pooner:
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Pooner is a heckin' TERF:

Elepooner vs transeratops:

Pooner's packerino falls out:

Experiment on L'il Pooner:

 

[gorororo]

Pooner's packerino falls out:

Not to be (too) pedantic, but that's a variation of the "woe, X be upon ye" meme. So rather than just falling out, it's more like lil pooner is purposefully throwing her packer at you.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love the Li'l Pooner in the experiment she's almost become the thread mascot at this point.
I wonder what they're trying to test?
I hope they know to repeat the tests to check the results are heccin' valid.

In other notes, an old one from before the current transgender insanity really took off, Pooners were already in Hollywood.
Didn't think much at the time but with the state of things now this shit looks almost like predictive programming

 

[2525ABC]

I love the Li'l Pooner in the experiment

Me too. My first thought was to rescue the lil dood but what if it is pooner conversion therapy and the reward circuit is to gently reinforce non-pooning behaviours and get poon out of poonself's* poonsack and into some nice wholesome GNC lady activities before poon commits to the full body phallo.
ETA: nah, it's a troon hugbox simulator. Free Lil Pooner! It's not too late!

*I can no longer bring myself to misgender the pooners. Some kind of uglycute Stockholm syndrome has set in and I'm way too invested, gonna have to go visit r/phallo to remember how much I dislike TIFs.

 

[S.C Malthus]

In other notes, an old one from before the current transgender insanity really took off, Pooners were already in Hollywood.
Didn't think much at the time but with the state of things now this shit looks almost like predictive programming

Apparently Hilary Swank's neighbors mistook her for an actual man, so...did a better job passing that your average pooner

"...took vocal lessons to deepen her voice, strapped her breasts in tension blankets and packed socks in her trousers. And her new image was so realistic, even those around her were convinced. Swank says, 'The neighbours thought I was my younger Brother James...'".

 

[Procrastinhater]

Apparently Hilary Swank's neighbors mistook her for an actual man, so...did a better job passing that your average pooner

"...took vocal lessons to deepen her voice, strapped her breasts in tension blankets and packed socks in her trousers. And her new image was so realistic, even those around her were convinced. Swank says, 'The neighbours thought I was my younger Brother James...'".

Damn I hope she didn't do that binding shit too seriously for too long, that shit can seriously fuck their tits up, lol it would have been a fucking nightmare for her doing that for a role and then realizing at the end of filming she's got dugs like an African Tribeswoman for her trouble talk about method acting.
I think she got an Oscar for that role, and that was back when Oscar's where actually given out for something other than politics, and she did play it well, she makes a way more convincing Pooner than Ellen Page does that's for sure.
I still want to see Ellen Page play Superman for shits and giggles, but it has to be played deadly serious, with everyone reacting to that ridiculous little Pooner like she's a 6'5" 275 pound jacked man.
This needs to happen.
You know, to erm... *cough ... show Trans men are real men

 

[2525ABC]

A long-ass article about the ur-pooner, Sheila Sullivan.

Lil pooning:
"As a young child, he fantasized about prowling the streets at night dressed as a boy. He recorded the intensity of his adolescent sex drive (“I masturbated bout 5 times at work, drew dirty pictures, wrote dirty stuff”), along with his B.D.S.M. reveries and fascination with homosexuality."

Pooning at the gender clinic:

"One doctor asked Sullivan to classify his routines according to whether they were stereotypically masculine or stereotypically feminine. Sullivan writes:

How the hell am I supposed to answer that?? Oh, I put cream + sugar in my coffee, that’s feminine; I like to watch boxing matches on TV, that’s masculine; I put bath oil in the tub, that’s feminine; and I use Brut deodorant, that’s masculine. [. . .] I left there rather discouraged. I first went to a bar (masculine!) and then home to cry (feminine!)"

Pooning in the dark:

"He writes about the caresses and kisses bestowed on him from men in a dark porn theatre: “Somehow those brief displays of tenderness between two men mean more to me than I can say . . . more than so many of the undying devotions [and] commitments spewed out by those who know no better.”"

Pooner in love (o no he's straight)

" Once, walking together in Milwaukee, he and J passed a group of teen boys:

One of them, seeing J run across the street in all his beauty remarked to the other “Look at that fag.” I was instantly turned on, ran after him + threw my arms around him. . . . he’ll never know why.

Although Sullivan fantasized that he and J could live as a gay couple in San Francisco, that fantasy unravelled as Sullivan began contemplating a mastectomy and living full time as a man. “[J] said he didn’t feel any operation was the answer for me because he sees my problem as being ‘mainly one of fashion,’ i.e., I am tired of the look I have now and just can’t think what to do next,” Sullivan writes."

Gets phallo, AIDS. Apologises for messy handwriting, so masc.

"In April of 1986, Sullivan completed genital surgery. He writes, “I want to learn to love my body + feel all its sensations”—a desire that turned tragically ironic when, in early 1987, he was diagnosed with aids. Here, too, Sullivan delivers an almost journalistic account of his physical decline: “Well, diary, I didn’t think I’d be writing the Last Chapter so soon. My penmanship is pretty bad because I have an intravenous needle in my right wrist & I’m in the hospital.”

Pooned too hard, lil dood.

 

[Inside your walls]

I know its a soyjak but I think it belongs here

 

[Male Idiot]

Sir, that man is a jojo character.

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That's a straight guy. Yeah I know.

dööd!
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I kinda love these things. They're a darkly fascinating look into the TIF psyche but they're also cute in a gross way. The buggy eyes remind me of pugs, which are also ugly-cute.

They are weird, like a retarded pug. I guess all lgbt are retards, perhaps these are grossly cute because dood, a pooner is as unthreatening as you can get, my dood.

It is not a man, and can never be a rival. Yet it isn't a mate-able woman, so no pressure. Just let it rip near it. Dood, even its farts are weak and squeeky.

It is like if a tomboyish granny got suddenly tranformed into a young goblin. The most toothless playmate, who will never challenge a little boy. Like Butters but less manly, somehow.

Even CWC can feel like a real man next to this ultimate wingman.

 

[Law]

These look like serial killer art and are some of the most disturbing images I've seen on this site.

 

[Invincible Wheel]

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Not directly a pooner but i mean cmon! look at it.

That looks like smut you faggot

 

[Fapcop]

About that “Boys don’t cry” movie, which is like ur-tranny propaganda.

To probably nobody’s surprise in here, they guzzied up the story about the chick who got killed, until it bore almost no semblance to reality.

Yup, a long lesbian dressed as a man got killed, but most of the town knew perfectly well she was actually a woman, and the reason she got killed was meth-related.

There are probably still some links out there about this, unless globohomo memory holed them all.

 

[Meiwaku]

These look like serial killer art and are some of the most disturbing images I've seen on this site.

Imagine opening up a manifesto and seeing pooners and Hons drawn all over it

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

These look like serial killer art and are some of the most disturbing images I've seen on this site.

Yes that's the association I couldn't put my finger on. It's something that the feds would find down in mom's basement after they'd cleared the scene of all the bodies, and the scans would be leaked and circulate on imageboards and obscure forums for years while never being officially confirmed.

 

[Law]

Yes that's the association I couldn't put my finger on. It's something that the feds would find down in mom's basement after they'd cleared the scene of all the bodies, and the scans would be leaked and circulate on imageboards and obscure forums for years while never being officially confirmed.

I think it's the sort of childlike character combined with scenes of horrific gore and the fact that they're often drawn pissing themselves. It reminds me of Shmorky's Klurf art.
We're witnessing something very dark here.
Kikomi the bio-trans girl was funny but looking at these makes me feel like I'm going to be arrested.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I think it's the sort of childlike character combined with scenes of horrific gore and the fact that they're often drawn pissing themselves.

I don't think that's piss.

 

[Law]

I don't think that's piss.

Piss, pus, what's the difference when it comes to gender surgery amirite