Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.
There is absolutely no point in Jack's life in which he would be capable of lasting even a day flipping burgers at any shithole in America.
 
Yeah, so before being a DJ it seems Jack's work history is murky. Correct?
Murky? It's non-existent. He was the night DJ for a country music station for 3 years, then was an evening DJ for a country music station of bumfuck nowhere northern california for 2 years. No one with any sense posts teenage part time service jobs like fast food on their linkedin, but considering how shitty he treats every single service employee he comes across, do you believe for even a moment he ever worked in that industry? Starting as a shitty DJ in 1990 means he was 23 when his career started and likely the only reason he even got that job was due to the communications broadcasting crap at a community college he went to for a bit with no one else wanting to cover such a shit shift.
 
Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.

Rob is the antithesis of Jack. He seems like a swell dude.

There's no way that Jack or Tammy have done any investing. Neither have worked long term. Even if he was actually employed, Jack would much rather spend all his money on Arby's and Dollywood than putting it in something like a 401k, Roth, or even a HYSA. It's his money! Why save it when you can spend it now?!

Their house is their only asset of any value. Once it's sold, that's gone. Jack would actually be very lucky if he died now or soon. Tammy and him are so fucked when it comes to retirement age. Time to flip burgers, Tammy.
 
There is absolutely no point in Jack's life in which he would be capable of lasting even a day flipping burgers at any shithole in America.
I've seen a couple of guys get canned their first day for behaving like Jack probably would. We told one newbie if he was hungry he could drop an extra onion ring or popper in the fryer and discreetly snack on it, dude took that as he could help himself to an entire basket of fried shrimp complete with cocktail sauce. The other one was fairly useless their first day, and after his shift he sat down at a table with a friend of his and exclaimed lunch was on him because he could use his employee discount. Totally arrogant, entitled asshole moves that I could see Jack try to get away with.
 
Jack has to live, because every stroke makes it harder for him to enjoy anything, makes life more horrible for him. I want him to keep producing horror videos, diapered and crying while tamtam screams at him in the background. I want him to burn the house down by mistake with a smoker, and none of them die, they just forgot to pay the insurance and end up in a travel trailer.

I want the worst for him. death is too kind.
 
In case if anyone missed it, just yesterday our literal manbaby threatened to wet his pants and piss on the floor of the nursing home to "own the nurses/caregivers".

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

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Edit ICYMI: Previous post along with Mommywife warning him not to piss on himself, which he likely did:


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In case if anyone missed it, just yesterday our literal manbaby threatened to wet his pants and piss on the floor of the nursing home to "own the nurses/caregivers".

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

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Edit ICYMI: Previous post along with Mommywife warning him not to piss on himself, which he likely did:


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Rate me Islamic Content, but I think Jack gets off on water sports and having a humiliation fetish. Why else would he be posting this?
 
Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.
That’s an interesting comment from Jack. One could interpret that as him losing a bunch of money on shitty investments. If that’s true, how much did Jack and Tammy lose? What were they invested in?

Interestingly, AMC, a terrible meme stock, dropped almost 20% today. It’s down about 70% over the last year. This is the type of low-information investor junk that Jack, a stupid, terminally-online man, would gamble on. The timing is interesting.
 
Rate me Islamic Content, but I think Jack gets off on water sports and having a humiliation fetish. Why else would he be posting this?
He's an attention whore/narcissist who's incredibly bored and isolated right now. The only thing about himself he's got going on to talk about is his battle to not piss himself.
 
And you just know he does loud retarded "HAHAHAHA", as if he's alone in the building. BTW this is a self-own by Jack: "IDK how it's outside" - yeah because you can't walk you stupid crippled fuck.
There's a fucking window he can look at and I'm assuming his phone has a way to check the weather.

In other words he's being retarded.

Rob is 100% Chad.

I've had roommates like that. "Hey can I get some cheese?" "Sure man" *Proceeds to eat all of my cheese over the course of the week.*
Somebody like that is just begging for an ass kicking.
 
Shes should know better, shes his fucking wife. Hes not going to get better, he just wants to eat. He is the physical ball chained to her.
Rate me Islamic Content, but I think Jack gets off on water sports and having a humiliation fetish. Why else would he be posting this?
I wouldnt think Jack has any of those. Jack is such a useless sack of shit and is more or less useless as a functioning member of society. His family has more or less had to help him constantly because of how incompetent he is and still fucks up every opportunity they give him. When you go through life being a lazy, ungrateful shit with an ego to match ones mass you also become extremely entitled and a fucking asshole like Jack. He is doing this purely as a power play to demean the nursing staff, they couldnt cater to his whims and every demand and this is his punishment. In Jacks mind because they didnt immediately arrive when he pushed the call light they have to suffer the consequences of cleaning up after himself. He pulled shit like this with service staff.

Overall Jack is a massive bitch boy who cant stand up when confronted and cant contribute to society but demands the respect and service of an A-lister. Any discomfort he feels or enough food he cant immediately cram in his mouth hes going to be angy he reminded of how his mother disliked him and fed him turkey necks and slops and how he fucking couldnt get a job at Knotts berry farm and all his other failed ventures. Since hes a spineless fucker he takes it out on the poor employees who are just trying to do a job. This if anything is the one reason I despise this man 100%.
 
Shes should know better, shes his fucking wife. Hes not going to get better, he just wants to eat. He is the physical ball chained to her.

I wouldnt think Jack has any of those. Jack is such a useless sack of shit and is more or less useless as a functioning member of society. His family has more or less had to help him constantly because of how incompetent he is and still fucks up every opportunity they give him. When you go through life being a lazy, ungrateful shit with an ego to match ones mass you also become extremely entitled and a fucking asshole like Jack. He is doing this purely as a power play to demean the nursing staff, they couldnt cater to his whims and every demand and this is his punishment. In Jacks mind because they didnt immediately arrive when he pushed the call light they have to suffer the consequences of cleaning up after himself. He pulled shit like this with service staff.

Overall Jack is a massive bitch boy who cant stand up when confronted and cant contribute to society but demands the respect and service of an A-lister. Any discomfort he feels or enough food he cant immediately cram in his mouth hes going to be angy he reminded of how his mother disliked him and fed him turkey necks and slops and how he fucking couldnt get a job at Knotts berry farm and all his other failed ventures. Since hes a spineless fucker he takes it out on the poor employees who are just trying to do a job. This if anything is the one reason I despise this man 100%.
"Overall Jack is a massive bitch boy who cant stand up when confronted "
He can't stand up at all any more
 
Jack has to live, because every stroke makes it harder for him to enjoy anything, makes life more horrible for him. I want him to keep producing horror videos, diapered and crying while tamtam screams at him in the background. I want him to burn the house down by mistake with a smoker, and none of them die, they just forgot to pay the insurance and end up in a travel trailer.

I want the worst for him. death is too kind.
imagine feeling intense hatred over a retarded fat person
There is a sizeable population of psycho/deranged people dwelling in this thread
 
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