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I know that's supposed to be Sanic but still... What the fuck is that thing?
It's a well documented paper mache art project Chris made in middle school. When Chris sold it on Ebay for $1,500 he listed it under the category of Mexican Aztec Art which makes me think its design and labeling as a totem was intentional. The original sonic games had totem poles in the background which is likely where Chris got the idea in the first place. When he sold it he claimed Barb and him needed the money to pay bills but as soon as he got it Barb made him pay 500 dollars for a gold necklace then Chris used the rest on toys.
 
Any women in the area should arm themselves with mace or pepper spray just in case...
The irony of it: Chris using mace on the Gamestop employee because he felt he was being threatened. Now, Chris is going to feel the 'sting' of it. I hope this happens just so he can learn.
She didn't seem to care if he incurred a lot of debt and it seemed it was no skin off her ass when, after her passing, the bank would repossess the house and Chris would have no where to live.
Damn. Like Chris, Barb doesn't care about anyone but herself. Chris was just a bargaining chip when he was conceived. I would feel bad for him if he wasn't such a fuck up in life with narc tendencies.

I wonder, if like Bob, Barb would think Chris to figure stuff on his own like his debt, thanks to her and Bob's 'mainstreaming'. But after years with Chris' ineptitude, and lack of learning, Barb gave up, but was willing to let Chris sink rather than swim. She probably never saw herself as the problem as to why Chris couldn't get his shit together. Now, Chris hates her, and he will most likely die alone.
 
It's a well documented paper mache art project Chris made in middle school. When Chris sold it on Ebay for $1,500 he listed it under the category of Mexican Aztec Art which makes me think its design and labeling as a totem was intentional. The original sonic games had totem poles in the background which is likely where Chris got the idea in the first place. When he sold it he claimed Barb and him needed the money to pay bills but as soon as he got it Barb made him pay 500 dollars for a gold necklace then Chris used the rest on toys.
Looks like an Indian totem pole, if that's from Chris's room it's most likely there because he claims to have some cherokee DNA in him.
The Sonic Totem was a middle school art project. I don't think Chris came up with the idea of a totem pole himself, I think it was an assignment. It's a fairly common art project, you give the kids cardboard tubes and they can decorate them and then stack them into a pole for display.

I had a similar project in a 3D art class in high school, but mine was made with paper pulp, not paper strips. Both are types of papier mache though. My totem was a bird.

The carboard tube I used was smaller than the one Chris had. Actually I find the size of the Sonic Totem, in combination with its cursed appearance, somewhat jarring. By my calculations, it stands about 21 inches tall and was constructed around a 7.5 inch diameter tube.

The Sonic Totem survived the 2014 house fire, despite being made of what should be highly flammable material. In the same room, Legos melted.

I wonder how it fits into the décor of whatever place it's in now. What horrors do its misshapen eyes behold, in the home of a man who would pay $1500 for it?
 

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The Sonic Totem survived the 2014 house fire, despite being made of what should be highly flammable material. In the same room, Legos melted.

I wonder how it fits into the décor of whatever place it's in now. What horrors do its misshapen eyes behold, in the home of a man who would pay $1500 for it?
I'm telling you the thing is satanic, that's how it survived the fire.

I don't want to know where it is and I hope it was destroyed when they realized it was actually cursed.
 
He might not have ever explictly stated it but it's incredibly obvious why Chris trooned out. He is an unfuckable incel who thought becoming a woman would get him pussy. He literally made an advertisement for a "Lesbian sleepover party". It could not be more obvious him becoming a transbian was him wanting to prey on and fuck lesbians.
His main motivation in doing it was mental masturbation like most trans people. They put on a dress and thanks to their mental illness they get off at looking at themselves and get a bent hard on in complete awe of the fuckable woman they have become. Chris was certainly pushed into doing it but given his history this was inevitable and something he certainly fantasized about already through drawings of his twin sister Crystal. Chris doesn't need justification to harass women, he will do it anyway.
I don't think so? This seems more like you guys are trying to attach the philosophies of other deranged troons onto Chris, when there's a far simpler explanation for why Chris trooned out.

See, you have to remember that Chris is obsessed with femininity. Many of his most influental shows -- Excel Saga, Puni Puni Poemi, Sailor Moon, My Little Pony, and Hyperdimension Neptunia just to name a few -- what they all have in common is they're either made for little girls, and / or they prominently feature pretty women doing pretty things. He has long since held Barb in far higher regard than Bob -- hell, he used to draw her far younger than her husband. His gal pals of yore were all, well, girls. Actually, now that I think of it, all his life women were more likely to give him the time of day, and were nicer about it.

To Chris, women and femininity represent a sort of "softness" (as I heard someone say here), an idealized state of innocence and purity that hearkens back to those days long ago when Chris was truly content (which is what everything Chris does comes back to, tbh). He idolizes women, so then is it not unsurprising that he would ever want to mimic them, or even try and become one himself?

And on that same note I don't believe Chris is gay. He's certainly a massive faggot but I genuinely don't think he likes men that much, or even in that way at all.
 
I think I know the reason why Bob thought Chris actually had talent and Sonichu was a marketable character, Bob didn't watch Sonic and Pokémon.

WE know Sonichu is just Sonic recolored like Pikachu, but the most Bob knew of Sonic was that Chris won the watch and win sweepstakes. I doubt he ever watched Sonic or Pokémon with Chris, and if he ever did, he wouldn't keep vivid memories of them for years.

So Chris shows Bob Sonichu, and to someone who's doesn't remember ever seeing Sonic before, it looks like a professional character design because it is a professional character design Chris just recolored. Bob would think Sonichu looks good enough to have his own cartoon, not knowing Sonic was already a cartoon.

And Chris still doesn't know that all those years he was unintentionally lying to his father by making him think Sonichu was an original character
 
Yeah I’ve really found Cole’s thread pretty pointless rather than funny, like people A log him there so hard as if he’s anything more than a regular hipster ‘OH he’s bald’’ ‘he’s a terrible critic with barely views’ he’s a leech on his wife he’s satans ballsack’ yeah no he isn’t Cole isn’t a lolcow or anyone really special, it’s only his ties to Chris is why anyone discusses him. I bet if you were to talk to Cole he’d be infinitely more pleasant and interesting to talk to than his retarded incestuous Half-brother and his horrible mother. Some users hyperbolic hatred to Cole really confuses me because I’m like ‘lol why would you bother’ guy is pretty boring and milquetoast all things considered.
The only lolcow thing Cole ever did was call Freddy Got Fingered "classic cinema", at least according to the Cwcki.
 
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I think I know the reason why Bob thought Chris actually had talent and Sonichu was a marketable character, Bob didn't watch Sonic and Pokémon.

WE know Sonichu is just Sonic recolored like Pikachu, but the most Bob knew of Sonic was that Chris won the watch and win sweepstakes. I doubt he ever watched Sonic or Pokémon with Chris, and if he ever did, he wouldn't keep vivid memories of them for years.

So Chris shows Bob Sonichu, and to someone who's doesn't remember ever seeing Sonic before, it looks like a professional character design because it is a professional character design Chris just recolored. Bob would think Sonichu looks good enough to have his own cartoon, not knowing Sonic was already a cartoon.

And Chris still doesn't know that all those years he was unintentionally lying to his father by making him think Sonichu was an original character
Wouldn’t Bob see at least one Sonic or Pikachu in Chris’s room or catch him watching Pokémon or Sonic on TV?
 
I think I know the reason why Bob thought Chris actually had talent and Sonichu was a marketable character, Bob didn't watch Sonic and Pokémon.

WE know Sonichu is just Sonic recolored like Pikachu, but the most Bob knew of Sonic was that Chris won the watch and win sweepstakes. I doubt he ever watched Sonic or Pokémon with Chris, and if he ever did, he wouldn't keep vivid memories of them for years.

So Chris shows Bob Sonichu, and to someone who's doesn't remember ever seeing Sonic before, it looks like a professional character design because it is a professional character design Chris just recolored. Bob would think Sonichu looks good enough to have his own cartoon, not knowing Sonic was already a cartoon.

And Chris still doesn't know that all those years he was unintentionally lying to his father by making him think Sonichu was an original character
If Bob was younger and more internet savvy I think he would have pieced together quickly how creatively bankrupt Sonichu is as a concept
 
I think it would be interesting if Chris got out of jail and turned conservative again as well as tried to act like a hardened criminal.

Someone will have tried to give him the idea though.
 
Forgive me if this has been asked and answered before but do we know why Chris isn't being charged with rape? I'm not an expert on the law but I thought with felonies like that the state or DA or whoever must press charges, right? Does this mean that the state for whatever reason thinks that the sex might have been consensual? If so, why isn't Barbara also being charged? Or is the tard card literally letting Chris get away with rape?
Because we don’t know whether it is or not it is rape, Barb wasn’t in her correct senses when he committed the dirty deed and what he did more is a crime because it falls under the moral umbrella of elderly abuse and advantage of the vulnerable rather than the act of incest himself. What is making this a crime is entirely because of the lack of consent. I’m not really sure about the laws of incest but generally speaking it isn’t normally illegal rather than it’s just incredibly taboo and repulsive and will leave you socially ostracised for doing it.

Like let’s say this was an act of consent and Barb was actually so broken and desperate she actually enjoyed getting pounded in the coochie by her fuckwitt gaping anus of a son, this would no longer be an act of rape or a crime and this whole saga would have never happened. If this was a rare case of consent between the family members than no crime would have technically occurred and everyone would go about their business merely disgusted at these two knobbing each other but it wouldn't be illegal. Thankfully we don't know if it is or not and Chris will be appropriately punished and even if he isn't his life is irreparably damaged to the pint he can't return to any kind of normalcy again which is what he deserves.
 
I think I know the reason why Bob thought Chris actually had talent and Sonichu was a marketable character, Bob didn't watch Sonic and Pokémon.

WE know Sonichu is just Sonic recolored like Pikachu, but the most Bob knew of Sonic was that Chris won the watch and win sweepstakes. I doubt he ever watched Sonic or Pokémon with Chris, and if he ever did, he wouldn't keep vivid memories of them for years.

So Chris shows Bob Sonichu, and to someone who's doesn't remember ever seeing Sonic before, it looks like a professional character design because it is a professional character design Chris just recolored. Bob would think Sonichu looks good enough to have his own cartoon, not knowing Sonic was already a cartoon.

And Chris still doesn't know that all those years he was unintentionally lying to his father by making him think Sonichu was an original character
That's a good point I don't know if anyone else has made. It would make sense that Borb would go along with the insane idea that the head of Nintendo would be wanting to go into business with Chris. Maybe they did think it was a long shot, but duped themselves into thinking Chris had a Rainman type genius ability that was just coming out. I could see Bob thinking Chris had something going with his websites, and other games, and Chris rattling non stop on it.
Wouldn’t Bob see at least one Sonic or Pikachu in Chris’s room or catch him watching Pokémon or Sonic on TV?
Probably, but he didn't seem the type that would actually get involved. He saw those cartoons, saw the games Chris played, and probably believed Chris came up with his own character and could make money selling it to whomever. During that Sega Watch and Win interview, the news said Chris's parents were astonished that he could just finish a Nintendo game or something, and move onto the next one. I wonder if they thought his games were like old games on the Commodore where Chris had to type in commands and stuff.
I wonder, if like Bob, Barb would think Chris to figure stuff on his own like his debt, thanks to her and Bob's 'mainstreaming'. But after years with Chris' ineptitude, and lack of learning, Barb gave up, but was willing to let Chris sink rather than swim. She probably never saw herself as the problem as to why Chris couldn't get his shit together. Now, Chris hates her, and he will most likely die alone.
I honestly don't think Barb cared about Chris outside of him being an anchor baby and dumb enough that she could manipulate. As the years went by, I think there was a collective depression that took over the Chandler home centered around Chris, and his antics, then gradually into "how it is" with Chris being unable to hold a job and getting tricked by person after person on the internet. The years right after high school is probably when his parents realized that Chris really was a tard and getting him on bennies was the last option.

I think Bob cared to a degree, but Barb? It's been pretty clear this family that she got into was nothing more than her getting into some kind of stability for her remaining years. I think she's glad Chris is gone and won't come back to the house seeing as Chris stated that they haven't talked much at all in the last two years. Now her imbecilic troon son is being taken care of in jail, and Barb has her other family back in her life, helping out more than Chris ever did.
 
What if Chris was more conservative (no gender issues, he pretends to be a gud boi, not a woman) and get redpilled?
I think it heavily relies on the current culture and the people who Chris surrounds himself with but imo he'd still be his autistic self, maybe instead of troon stuff in Sonichu we'd get things like this:
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If Chris got into sport somehow he might have gotten into stuff like fantasy sport leagues and sport trading card collecting, I've heard Steven King likes reading during baseball games since he likes the atmosphere so maybe that'd be something Chris could have gotten into (And spend most the time playing his Gameboy).
 
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