Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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most people would be able to write something better in a matter of weeks if they wanted to.
Funny you mention this, allow me to regale a tale of yesteryear, one that's somewhat relevant to his current oinking. About four months ago, an aspiring author by the name of Owen A. Forrems noticed that Rick is almost as delinquent with his "career" as he is to his daughter. Knowing the people could no longer stand to wait for a fucking Tiny Tim sequel, he published the literary masterpiece A Christmas Carnage. The sheer brilliance of Mr. Forrems written word was unintelligible to a midwit like Rick, which made him cope, seethe and dilate slightly more than usual. Instead of earnestly competing in the open amazon marketplace of ideas, Rick acted like a soy filled bitch and flagged Owen's book. While Pig celebrated by getting blackout drunk and swatting himself for the ninth time, those who believe that literature should be free and accessible to all are diligently searching for a single copy of the book Pat "burned".
 
We know Pat doesn’t read books. It’s very clear. But the “I don’t read books” admission doesn’t seem to be true.

I really love seeing Patrick eat shit from "his side". It really exposes just how much of a fucking hateable douche he truly is and that he truly deserves everything that's happened to him and more, forever.
It just makes him think of himself as even more of a special unique snowflake who can’t be contained. (But actually that’s just because he’s fat)
 
Pig is back on the menu, at least via text, and we can all hope that ordering via Twitter will resume soon.

Today’s pork is served with a side of nuance, which Patty understands and you do not.
All credit to fine brotherman Bud Dickman
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We know Pat doesn’t read books. It’s very clear. But the “I don’t read books” admission doesn’t seem to be true.
Imagine being so retarded (and fat) that you admit you don't even read books, because you're too dumb to read books, yet you expect to be taken seriously when you "write" so-called books that are basically pure faggotry in verbal form.
 
Imagine being so retarded (and fat) that you admit you don't even read books, because you're too dumb to read books, yet you expect to be taken seriously when you "write" so-called books that are basically pure faggotry in verbal form.
It explains quality of his writing. By not reading Fatrick misses out on all the tricks writers use to make their stories more engaging and entertaining. For him it's jsut this happened, and then this happened, and then another thing happened - absolute snoozefest.
Same goes for his pal Chuck Wendig.

(and fat)
Good observation - Patrick is indeed very fat.
 
With regards to Pat re: reading. He claims he reads "nearly every day, stalker".
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But he also claims he has only ever finished a book in a week once, thirty years ago, I'm guessing for a highschool book report. These two claims don't seem to add up unless ole Semantics Pat is including wacky history listicles on Cracked as "reading".
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He also wants everyone to know that he read Dune TWICE, and even though in his conservative wisdom he understands the problematic nature of the white savior complex, it still "kept him alive".
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With regards to Pat re: reading. He claims he reads "nearly every day, stalker".
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But he also claims he has only ever finished a book in a week once, thirty years ago, I'm guessing for a highschool book report. These two claims don't seem to add up unless ole Semantics Pat is including wacky history listicles on Cracked as "reading".
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He also wants everyone to know that he read Dune TWICE, and even though in his conservative wisdom he understands the problematic nature of the white savior complex, it still "kept him alive".
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Pat is such a fucking idiot. The Dune characters who looked down on the Fremen were the villains and/or quickly grew to know better.

That’s shown on nearly every page of the second half of Dune!
 
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I used to think UBI was an interesting idea that was at least worth exploring. However, I now don’t care if it would lift 100 million children out of poverty— the fact that Pat would benefit from it makes me opposed.

ETA: Pat himself should also be opposed because he needs those nearby impoverished children for pepperoni production.

UBI is a bad idea because of the inflation it would cause, which would push people back into poverty, which would cause them to raise the UBI, which would lead to further inflation, etc... in a self-defeating spiral.

Look what happened when the government gave people less than $10,000 spread out over a few years time, almost double digit inflation.
 
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