Trainwreck Kalea Summer Little / Lav / Lavlune / phemoid / Lavenderlunee / bratmitzvah / deeplyunpopularwoman / goatgirl666 / The CMO of Ridge Wallet's fiancé - 'Jewish' Transracial OnlyFans Whore, Serial False Rape Accuser, Animal Abuser, Pathological Liar & Attention Seeker, Borderline/BPD, GoFundMe & Snapchat Scammer, Sexual & Domestic Abuser, Perpetual Victim, Drug Addict, 'Feminist'

[malleusmaleficarum]

24??? i would've guessed 42. good work OP. these fat bpd narcissist skinwalker bitches need humbling.

edit: holy shit that's a massive chin

 

[Nuclear Enaculation Doc]

Very helpful, thanks for the constructive criticism, I know exactly what to change now. Nice posts btw, kill yourself, zoosadist faggot piece of shit.

You're welcome, always glad to help. And yes, they're bangers, like anything I make.

 

[DinnerDates]

Taken from her website

Store Page (Archive)


Wow, such a design. I'm sorry but I think pajeets on fiverr can design merch better than these for 5 dollars

About Page (Archive)

Spoiler: full text

I was very young the first time I spoke “out of turn”. My parents nicknamed me “left field lucy”. It seems as soon as I was able to speak full sentences I found a way to make people upset, unbeknownst to me. I'd find out in adulthood part of the reason I didn't quite understand the way I was coming off was because I had autism. Although to me it seems a bit reductive to assign my most self-favored traits to a developmental disorder. When I rewrite my own childhood, when I explicate it; i was free.


I ask the questions nobody wants answered and I ponder the answers nobody wants to hear. I'm dreadfully and explosively candid, and fearless of my own opinions and their consequences. To some, this may be described as reckless abandon. To me, it's freedom.


I've been a writer, a singer, a political and social commentator, a sex worker, and the theme throughout it all is i would not shut up amid constant phrases being thrown at me,



“If she wasn't so problematic”


“If she'd just show her tits and shut up’


“She's just not brand safe….”



The list goes on.


But all the while, navigating my way through those comments, through seemingly boundless online vitriol, my following grew. While the hate grew…so did my audience of difficult, hard to control women.


And while I lost opportunities due to my content being brand unsafe, I planted the seeds of freedom in the unruly, and that meant more to me. It's the mission.

It seems as soon as I was able to speak full sentences I found a way to make people upset, unbeknownst to me. I'd find out in adulthood part of the reason I didn't quite understand the way I was coming off was because I had autism.

I think OP need to add autism to the subtitle

 

[lowenergy]

Lav has recently decided to chop off all her hair, dye it blonde, then pink, then back to black again. She’s being manic as fuck and it’s hilarious.




She also posted a video about how Utah air is drying out her skin. Idk how to post a video on mobile so if anyone has any tips I can post it. Why someone who relies on their physical attractiveness to make money makes the choices she does is baffling to me.

There’s a bit of drama brewing in the LavLuneSnark subreddit. One of the mods was kicked off the team for not being active enough, and now the sub is limited. Only one person can post, and users are getting annoyed with it. The only person who can post often ignores or claims to be unable to post content that they claim to have. Kinda sus.

 

[Chef Kef]

LMAO I had no idea she pretended to have a black dad at one point, its such an obvious lie. I knew Lav would get a thread of her own one day, I could see it absolutely exploding if the beauty parlor regulars get wind of it.

The thing that's most confusing to me is why her fiance puts up with her in the first place. Ridge is a pretty big brand, he has to be loaded enough to attract another ethot that's less BPD. Maybe he is just committed to the open relationship lifestyle and knows a mentally ill partner is the only option.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

If that's her dad as she claims, who the hell is that security dude in the back of that obvious hotel/motel room?

That looks more like she was allowed to meet some rapper(?) backstage or something like that.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The whole tone of the OP is written far to vitriolically and comes off super angry. I feel like it would be far more effective if it read more as informative and less MATI

Also that picture of her is with Lil Jon, not her dad. Feel like that should be pretty obvious.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

The whole tone of the OP is written far to vitriolically and comes off super angry. I feel like it would be far more effective if it read more as informative and less MATI

Also that picture of her is with Lil Jon, not her dad. Feel like that should be pretty obvious.

While it does feel opinonated, it still gives out a clear history of this crazy chick. I think the OP is fine, just needs spoilering tbh. This isn't the SCP reddit, we are observing cows yes but we do not need to be clinical autists studying these people.

What I will give you 100% is that the picture does look like Lil Jon. But not everyone remembers every single celebrity or how they look like. Pop culture icons, yes but not necessarily engrained in our minds as if they're some sort of religious figure.

I only knew Lavlune from the Hasan allegations and when they were proven false, I just thought "oh just a random lying woman. Whatever". But I could never have guessed how fucking crazy she actually is.

My other thought on OP is maybe cut out some of the title fluff. It's all good and relevant but it is pretty long.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Also that picture of her is with Lil Jon, not her dad. Feel like that should be pretty obvious.

Literally who? Sorry, but I have no clue who that is and frankly said I'm not really interested in rappers in any way, shape or form.

 

[Courtfire]

he whole tone of the OP is written far to vitriolically and comes off super angry. I feel like it would be far more effective if it read more as informative and less MATI

Also that picture of her is with Lil Jon, not her dad. Feel like that should be pretty obvious.

I don't give a fuck about the tone policing, miss me with that. All the insults are on point and descriptive, I don't see the issue with calling a literal whore a whore and I got whole sections without a single insult, but whatever.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings though, I didn't know I need to be careful with meany words on here. I'll try to make it more PG 13.

And yes, that's literally the point of calling her out for claiming it's her dad. She used this to claim she's half black and experienced racism, it's an obvious lie to get attention and pity.

 

[DinnerDates]

There’s a bit of drama brewing in the LavLuneSnark subreddit. One of the mods was kicked off the team for not being active enough, and now the sub is limited. Only one person can post, and users are getting annoyed with it. The only person who can post often ignores or claims to be unable to post content that they claim to have. Kinda sus.

Is it a bad idea to invite bunch of redditors to post in here ???
Because in my opinion having only one person that can post information and combine that with drip-feeding content is pretty sus.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Also that picture of her is with Lil Jon, not her dad. Feel like that should be pretty obvious.

 

[lowenergy]

In other news, Kalea has moved on to the next step of her bpd spergout cycle: change profile photo, incessantly post about divisive topic, and attempt to infiltrate another social group. This time it’s radfems.

First, she changed her profile pic on Twitter to this weird pic of a woman in some kind of medieval torture device. Clearly this is meant to represent her as a DEEPLY UNPOPULAR WOMAN, who people are trying to SILENCE, but it’s a tad heavy handed imo. Next, Twitter bio. She’s totes a feminist guys. Just ignore the fact that she sells her pictures of her pussy on the internet.




Her post history has been nonstop feminist posting the last few days. Despite my own feelings about trannies, I don’t think she actually gives a fuck about anything she’s saying and is looking for another community to grift from/attention/outrage farming. I predict a complete turnaround in 4-6 business days.








**edit to avoid double posting**
@DinnerDates It’s probably not a good idea to mass invite Reddit users here, but I do think there are a few in that community that would do okay if they conformed to the culture here. That sub has been good for documenting her insanity in the past, and it’s a shame to see it taken over by someone who hoards info and acts weird about it. I may be paranoid, but it seems a little off. There’s a few threads on KF that have regulars that clearly came from Reddit and seem to contribute fine.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

She used this to claim she's half black and experienced racism, it's an obvious lie to get attention and pity.

Ah, I see, the Rachel Dolezal approach to pity points, Twatter likes and asspats. Color me shocked! Shocked I say!

 

[lowenergy]

Kalea’s found her kf thread! Don’t worry though, it’s like ~so~ funny guys.

Girl, this is your life. Your screenshots. Your words, your pictures, your insanity. If it reads like a scary movie script, it’s because that’s what you’ve fed into the world. Skinwalking your forever fiancés exes, painting your mother as an abusive whore, accusing multiple people of rape (falsely), constantly misrepresenting yourself, attacking others, and just being an all around bad person does make you seem like a villain in a scary movie, but that’s what YOU chose. Sadly this is all very real, and there’s evidence to back it up.

Keep promoting your thread though! It hasn’t even gone public yet and you just alerted all your stalkers and haters to it. This is also confirmation Kalea has a KF account. Thoughts on who it might be? Dumb bitch should have waited until it was out of prospering grounds

 

[Courtfire]

Keep promoting your thread though! It hasn’t even gone public yet and you just alerted all your stalkers and haters to it. This is also confirmation Kalea has a KF account. Thoughts on who it might be?

As expected, the 'this doesn't bother me, it's funny hihihi'-cope.
Lav is too stupid and narcissistic to understand how public perception works, she probably thinks her leaking Connor's dick and rape experience is super cute.

She shit herself and titled for weeks when Destiny called her a 'dumb bitch', I'm sure she'll enjoy the thread going public and people finding it.
Chud and Kuihmann already publicly stated they'll go over parts of it on their streams, I'm sure Lav will think that's funny too.

 

[Shady Mask Dealer]

Kalea’s found her kf thread! Don’t worry though, it’s like ~so~ funny guys.
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Girl, this is your life. Your screenshots. Your words, your pictures, your insanity. If it reads like a scary movie script, it’s because that’s what you’ve fed into the world. Skinwalking your forever fiancés exes, painting your mother as an abusive whore, accusing multiple people of rape (falsely), constantly misrepresenting yourself, attacking others, and just being an all around bad person does make you seem like a villain in a scary movie, but that’s what YOU chose. Sadly this is all very real, and there’s evidence to back it up.

Keep promoting your thread though! It hasn’t even gone public yet and you just alerted all your stalkers and haters to it. This is also confirmation Kalea has a KF account. Thoughts on who it might be? Dumb bitch should have waited until it was out of proving grounds

It's possible she is using Max's account? or the one he used to try to drum up a personal army request for a list of all the girls destiny had fucked - idk if it was ever confirmed but mr. pedo was desperate enough to hit up the starcraft reddit looking for destiny victims and the timing of this with this bint and him falling out is kind of suspicious. More than likely though she is watching/seething at Chud rn who is still trying to get through the mr pedo blog post, he keeps shouting this thread out which is kinda funny

Lav is a self-obsessed cumrag, I am sure she is busy telling her CEO of Ridgewallet Boo about how funny it is that her antics are attached to his dumb ass and there's a whole thread about all of her fake statutory rape allegations, he must be super proud of his leftover-lune.

 

[Courtfire]

Lav is a self-obsessed cumrag, I am sure she is busy telling her CEO of Ridgewallet Boo about how funny it is that her antics are attached to his dumb ass and there's a whole thread about all of her fake statutory rape allegations, he must be super proud of his leftover-lune.

She's shook, already coping about not caring at all while reading the whole thing, fighting in the Reddit trenches and tweeting parts of the thread.
I'm not even done writing, spell checking or editing and Lav's already running damage control and sperging out, looks like the thread will be well received.



I'm done for today, only major thing left is the 'Destiny Arc'-section.

 

[binxjagger]

Lav has recently decided to chop off all her hair, dye it blonde, then pink, then back to black again. She’s being manic as fuck and it’s hilarious.
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She also posted a video about how Utah air is drying out her skin. Idk how to post a video on mobile so if anyone has any tips I can post it. Why someone who relies on their physical attractiveness to make money makes the choices she does is baffling to me.

There’s a bit of drama brewing in the LavLuneSnark subreddit. One of the mods was kicked off the team for not being active enough, and now the sub is limited. Only one person can post, and users are getting annoyed with it. The only person who can post often ignores or claims to be unable to post content that they claim to have. Kinda sus.

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Yes, I’m not posting a 30m video. Reddit doesn’t allow longer than 6 mins. Posting it anywhere would be too much effort.

 

[insensitive]

HI LAV!