Skitzocow James D. Barlow - Satanic Poet Edgelord, HIV Positive Loon, Numerologist, Stalker of Musician Matthew Koma

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Will James D. Barlow actually kill Matthew Koma for real?

  • Yes

    Votes: 21 26.3%

  • No

    Votes: 6 7.5%

  • He's just a dumb delusional autist who would get locked up in prison before that ever happens

    Votes: 53 66.3%
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Inspired by a discussion that me and @Vitriol were having about Sovereign Citizens retards the other day, I typed in "illegal detainment" on a Facebook search and this guy popped up in one of the results. I don't even know where to begin with him. He suffers from the Tommy Tooter Syndrome already at the age of 27 and writes a ton of garbage poetry on his Facebook while ranting about Obama, the government, and his absolute hateboner for some guy named Koma, who appears to be one of his archenemies for some reason.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Koma

His Facebook was just so rich in content that several Imgur albums have been made from those, courtesy of @yawning sneasel. This fucker is pure batshit like no other and everything about him is just a pure amalgamation of WTF. I think he'd be a ton of fun if he ever stumbled upon this thread. There is literally no bottom to him and just everything else about him just keeps piling up.

First of all, he takes tons of these bizarre selfies of himself. You got to see one of them above but this whole Imgur album has a ton more you can look at. Here are a few of my favorites.

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A sample of his incoherent gibberish disguised as poetry and a warning about "stealing" his content:

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He claims he got high from eating penicillin lol:

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There was also a time in his life where he spent 13 months in jail and if anyone can found out why, I will give you a semperfi rating.

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Like the rabbit hole of this insanity just keeps piling up. I am wondering what the fuck he's going on about in these next two statuses for example.

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I have many other screencaps saved that I'm just gonna dump in here so you can enjoy the rest of this shit for yourself. There's really no words for this.

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On SS BTW:

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Well I hope you were weirded the fuck out by these screencaps like I was. Some of these I could not stop laughing my ass about and the best part is that there's a ton more to come.
 

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James is a real treat. Here he is going over a recent visit to the therapist. Koma is basically his Clyde Cash.

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So clearly James has a hateboner for Koma, but who is he? Here is a cap of James discussing who is essentially his Clyde Cash, Matt Bair aka Matt Koma

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So, with the recent discovery of James’ fixation on Matthew Koma, a relatively established musician, things can’t get much weirder, eh? Fret not, because we’ve now got a nice big dose of Satanism!

James is starting to look a lot like the Mark David Chapman to Koma’s John Lennon.

 
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Back in 2014 James got into it with the person running an apartment he was living in. He believed they were getting into his mail and going through his apartment when he was away. His response was to get mad on the internet.

 
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So did this guy fry his brain with drugs or does he actually have a mental illness? If bathsalts were still a thing, I would swear that he must be on them with his insane postings.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
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The entire chain is great. Dude is literally hitting on porn bots.
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Does no one get how public this shit is or what? Like do PMs not exist to lolcows or something?

This cringe though, im sure tooter was referring to someone like this sad fuck when he said some guys were checking him out. It was probably for the human sacrifices.
 
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TheJabroni said:
Does no one get how public this shit is or what? Like do PMs not exist to lolcows or something?

This cringe though, im sure tooter was referring to someone like this sad fuck when he said some guys were checking him out. It was probably for the human sacrifices.
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I think even the darkest of dark gods would probably reject a sacrifice made from Tooter.
 
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I think even the darkest of dark gods would probably reject a sacrifice made from Tooter.
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The eldrich horror that could spawn from that sacrifice would be something like Lovecraft x this shitty poetry. It would be like an aborted abomination.

But I see the lol cow thirst for both attention and poon tang in his eyes. He says he doesn't care but PLOT TWIST HE DOES.
 
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Ol'_Slag said:
So did this guy fry his brain with drugs or does he actually have a mental illness? If bathsalts were still a thing, I would swear that he must be on them with his insane postings.
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He sees mysterious aliens who try to influence his behaviour, has irrational delusions of being stalked and having his life ruined by a random individual, and believes he has magical powers. He is schizo as fug
 
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