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He'll be known as the Handyman when Quasi gets his money and Rick is giving handjobs on the corner for a meatloaf dinner.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Pat knows that he has cucked himself out of the ability to buy a checkmark because of how hard he mocked anyone who did, that he gave everyone an instant kill shot to any stupid tweet he would make afterwards. Every insane retarded hot take of his would be filled with pictures of his hypocrisy and he could never comeback from that.
He completely brought this on himself, just like everything else.
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No, stalker. My deck is supposed to be upside down. Wait for the knock.
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Yea obviously he can not do it now, but why would he follow that path in the first place?
Should he not be going: "I understand why they do it, it is useful to protect ourselves from the cyber harassment, child" when the paid checkmark thing happened?
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He wouldn’t even have had to pretend to like anything about Elon. All he had to say was “The checkmark helps my readers know which is the real me, child.” Or “I am a professional writer and having a checkmark is part of being professional, stalker.” He’s such an idiot.
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The brothermen reporting him to the city of Milwaukee for the backwards fence is perhaps my single favorite Pigop.
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There already are a million kill shots that get posted all the time and he just childs the people who do. One more isn't gonna make any difference, especially when it's something that trivial. There's the thing where he threatened to murder his ex and newborn, there's his GPA, there's the rape threats, his sales numbers, it just keeps going on and on. "No, child, that did not occur, wait for the knock." I'm actually really surprised this is where he draws the line, the single one thing he sticks to.
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wait he fucked up the fence and put the good side towards him? link?
found it https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...er-realautomanic.65412/page-619#post-11843448
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The moment Nadolski talks about Pat and what kind of a person he is and effectively dressing him down, I would pay good money to see Pat's face during that whole moment.
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Very simple akshuhually: Patrick is a hicklib who desperately LAPRs as a coastal elite lib.
Musk is evil because he doesn't publically fellate the $CURRENTYEAR narrative 100%. He also stripped away a lot of the bullshit that was happening on Twitter like tranny jannies banning people on a whim and legacy bluechecks being some sort of internet nobility with immunity from TOS bans and direct reporting pipelines to the San Fran dilation station. I also strongly suspect Patrick profited massively from being boosted along with a bunch of other libtard shills for the longest time.
Therefore Musk is just as bad as Cheeto Hands Orange Mussolini and Teslas are now driving MAGA hats.
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I don’t buy into Fatrick’s bullshit about only knowing 3 Depeche Mode songs. New photographic evidence proves otherwise, child.
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Easy mistake to make. Pat's favorite band is actually Douchebag Mode.
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Depeche Mode would be early Gen X music. Meh to Depeche Mode.ETA: Patso is at the tail end of Gen X, so this group would not be something he listened to BITD. I say early Gen X because that is around the time Gen Xers would first be old enough to be listening to music and buying records, late '70's early to mid '80's. There were plenty of good bands in that time frame. Depeche Mode was not one of those bands. Patso would have started with mid '90's music like the Foo Fighters or Nickelback, which are Patsos favorite bands. One ought to prefer the Dead Milkmen who sneeringly sang, "You'll dance to anything by Depeche ComMode" in the following song. Not that Patso should ever try to dance. The seismic disturbance would be off the scale.
Handyman Pat indeed. Boxcar Nikki has hired some professionals to do the work. Those are the materials delivered to the job site in advance. She'll hand her lump o' husband a couple of $20's the morning the workers are scheduled to arrive and send him off to Hoolies for the day.
Look at Piggy's trotters. They hav not been used for any sort of manual labor in years. There is no way his slattern lets him try and repair the stairs and deck. He would screw it up. It's not like screwing up a fence. The risk of injury, to the delivery guy, the mail carrier, the police SWATTE team, and subsequent liability lawsuit are too great.
Handyman Pat indeed. Boxcar Nikki has hired some professionals to do the work. Those are the materials delivered to the job site in advance. She'll hand her lump o' husband a couple of $20's the morning the workers are scheduled to arrive and send him off to Hoolies for the day.
Look at Piggy's trotters. They hav not been used for any sort of manual labor in years. There is no way his slattern lets him try and repair the stairs and deck. He would screw it up. It's not like screwing up a fence. The risk of injury, to the delivery guy, the mail carrier, the police SWATTE team, and subsequent liability lawsuit are too great.
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His thumbs are thoroughly calloused from being a political firebrand on Twitter all these years. Stalkers like you wish you had such robust digits, capable of typing a hundred "childs" per minute.
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Ahh, so that's why he makes so many spelling mistakes. He fat-fingers his keys.
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Imagine you're an experienced judge presiding over Fatrick's debtor exam and you haven't heard any chatter about this Tomlinson fella. You think to yourself, "Hey, debtor's exams are boring and technical, no way I'm gonna gain any notoriety from this one."
Turns out that a drunken pig-man tried to relitigate his case at the debtor's exam and was immobilized by the bailiff until the police arrived and he was taken to jail after he was found guilty for contempt of court. As for notoriety from a debtor exam? The judge is a folk hero and has received more anonymous Amazon gift-cards than he can use.
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Maybe he thinks if he spends enough money he'll be able to hit Quasi with negative amounts of assets and reverse the debt so Quasi has to pay him.
It makes as much sense as anything else he does.
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Can someone who was an adult in the 90s tell me if people were this outraged about Clinton's scandal? It's so hilarious that everyone's acting like this is the first time a US president has been caught doing something they don't like.