"No, Patrick. I AM your father!"
Motherfucker still believes Bush stole his election as well. The delusions run deep. And get stuck in all the fat.
Forrest Gump gets that haircut. Patso looks like Forrest Gump's fat, even more retarded little brother. "Life is like a box of pepperoni samples, child. You never know which missing black child you're going to eat."
Live reports from the scene state that Fat Rick S Thomas is now the first American citizen visible from space by the naked eye, several polls of the gathered crowd have concluded that zero percent of onlookers would engage in sexual intercourse with him, and city leadership held a press conference laying out emergency plans to evacuate the city should his ass get any bigger.
I agree with Janet, he definitely has a case. It was certainly negligent of the police to not confiscate Rick's phone. But we should take it a few steps further. Elon Musk should be paying him compensatory damages for not deplatforming him from Twitter, his publisher should be paying him compensatory damages for inflating his ego by publishing his shitty books and making him think he has anything valuable to say, the SFWA should really be repaying Rick's debt to Quasi since they funded his bullshit lawsuit in the first place. Really, anyone who's ever tried to help Pat out should be held liable at common law, because it should have been immediately obvious to them that he's his own worst enemy and is too retarded to be held responsible for his own actions.
To give benefit of the doubt maybe I'm reading the last tweet from Patrick wrong.
It’s interesting he’s not using the term “SWATTing” anymore. Very interesting. Very fat too.
"3am. Stalkers make a false call to the Milwaukee Fire Department of a gas leak in our home. The 23rd false call made to our address."
Based Janet from Mai
(Posting from back in time to reduce clutter)
"No check is the new blue check" - Man who spent $5000 for his Twitter account
So Pat's toilet and liver actually ARE arguing with him on Twitter.
