Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

It looks like he was using it as a pry bar and it snapped. Did he stand on the thing? Also why is he holding it so retardedly in his hand instead of doing the obvious thing of just setting it on the ground. Is he trying to show off that he’s a real working man and not some sort of child with a toy set?

He wants to show off his fat hand.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You wouldn't have to replace tools if you stopped leaving them outside to rust Patrick.

I've used hammers for almost 50 years. I've never seen anything remotely like that happen. What the fuck did he do to get that result? I can't even imagine a way to misuse a hammer that leads to that result.

This isn't just normal retardation. This is advanced, concentrated retardation.

It takes a completely loathsome, at least three extra chromosomes fat mongoloid to fuck up badly enough that a hammer ends up looking like that.

What the fuck did he do?

And he actually posted this "I am the biggest retard ever to live" picture of his own volition. If I'd ever somehow done whatever the fuck he did to a hammer I'd never publicly admit to it.

I thought he threw a couple of sausages on it before he gave it a proper burial. Now that you meantion it those are actually his fingers. What a fat fucker.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

A master fence builder should just quickly whip up a new handle. Doesn't have to look nice and as a bonus the city won't then force him to remove it from the hammer head.

 

[Maude Snew]

A master fence builder should just quickly whip up a new handle. Doesn't have to look nice and as a bonus the city won't then force him to remove it from the hammer head.

Yeah but building a hammer backwards would mean he'd hit himself in the face with it. Not that anybody would notice a difference of course.

 

[Dean Pentel]

It looks like he was using it as a pry bar and it snapped. Did he stand on the thing? Also why is he holding it so retardedly in his hand instead of doing the obvious thing of just setting it on the ground. Is he trying to show off that he’s a real working man and not some sort of child with a toy set?

I bet he was trying to get a pic of him leaning against whatever project he'd retardedly fucked up, and he was leaning on the hammer as he rested against something.

Because Patrick is as fat as he is a fucking idiot, only a hammer like Mjolnir made real could support his weight. Maybe. We see the end result otherwise.

 

[FinnSven]

What the fuck did he do?

He probably just sat on it.

 

[FinnSven]

That hammer has been handed down from time immemorial holy crap that’s a cheap one

Also what do you bet he was misusing it as a prybar? Even the “nail remover” isn’t really for more than that though people use it.

Aren’t things like tools of a reasonable quality dirt cheap in the US or have I been misinformed?

Why would self appointed manly man Patrick not have a decent claw hammer with a steel shaft around?

 

[siegemeister675]

Happy Easter piggy-watchers. Friendly reminder to Fatrick that you now owe Quasi $47,237.31 and counting, off of an original judgement for $34,771. Keep stalling fatboy, that hearing is still coming.

 

[Maude Snew]

Aren’t things like tools of a reasonable quality dirt cheap in the US or have I been misinformed?

Why would self appointed manly man Patrick not have a decent claw hammer with a steel shaft around?

They absolutely are and tools with wooden shafts will still last you decades unless you really mistreat them. I haven't had a hammer snap like this in my life and most of the ones I have my grandfather bought even later in his life. I handled my wood chopping axe today that's at this point something like twenty years old and as solid as the day I bought it although it may need some sharpening.

 

[AnOminous]

Aren’t things like tools of a reasonable quality dirt cheap in the US or have I been misinformed?

Why would self appointed manly man Patrick not have a decent claw hammer with a steel shaft around?

Hammers with wooden handles are generally perfectly fine. I have one older than I am. It's fine.

You have to be an absolute fucking retard to somehow destroy a hammer.

I can guarantee there was absolutely nothing wrong with that hammer before Retard Boy did whatever he did to fuck it up.

 

[A Sunset]

Fat’s face is so annoying. Why does he have weird little effeminate teeth? His mouth in general is strange. That’s no way for a man to look. His stupid fat face finds new ways to make me uncomfortable in every picture. And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears. That’s like, advanced fatness.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Aren’t things like tools of a reasonable quality dirt cheap in the US or have I been misinformed?

Why would self appointed manly man Patrick not have a decent claw hammer with a steel shaft around?

Even the dollar store reject hammers or the cheap pieces of shit found in a harbor freight 9,999 tool set don’t die like that. As mentioned the wood had to have rotted something horrible; the cheap hammers I’ve had break either the wood slips out of the head or the head itself shatters (yes, you can find shit that cheap).

Even if the wood was rotting and breaking you would STOP USING IT before that happened holy shit. I think he noticed it breaking and destroyed it for internet clout.

 

[AnOminous]

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Fat’s face is so annoying. Why does he have weird little effeminate teeth? His mouth in general is strange. That’s no way for a man to look. His stupid fat face finds new ways to make me uncomfortable in every picture. And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears. That’s like, advanced fatness.

And this fat fuck will stare at you, fatly, with his fat face, and lie to you that he isn't fat. While being obviously fat. No wonder he's okay with troons.

 

[Easy J]

He "overstruck" something, missing with the head and hit it with the handle under the head. Probably more than once or twice.

It was probably cheap chinese junk a decade or more ago when he bought it and let it get wet and rot. Or left it outside for a while.

Pat never worked with tools for a living and likely bought cheap tools as part of his "look at me, I'm an authentic man" shtick.

Any degree of masculinity stands out within his adopted social class of low-t professional nerds and half-closeted pedos. So he brands himself to stand out as "the manly conservative" in a crowd where that's a subterranean bar to clear and no one would be able to see through it.

He has the same distanced, outsider view of manhood that MTF trannies have of womanhood. It's a surface level cargo cult imitation, badly done by a dumb person.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Why does he have weird little effeminate teeth?

I think one of those real life tough guys that you sometimes hear about ended up spoonfeeding him the originals. During emergency reconstructive surgery they probably couldn't tell that this was a man due to the bitch tits that he has as a result of being a fat faggot so they gave him some lady teeth as replacements

 

[FinnSven]

Hammers with wooden handles are generally perfectly fine. I have one older than I am. It's fine.

You have to be an absolute fucking retard to somehow destroy a hammer.

I can guarantee there was absolutely nothing wrong with that hammer before Retard Boy did whatever he did to fuck it up.

Oh I agree. I have a couple of wooden handled axes which do the job.

Fatrick strikes me as the kind of person who would go and buy an overpriced, for his purposes, tool.

In the same way he insists on a Samsung folding phone or a Microsoft Surface, when a Chromebook or other cheap laptop would do for not writing his novels on.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh I agree. I have a couple of wooden handled axes which do the job.

Fatrick strikes me as the kind of person who would go and buy an overpriced, for his purposes, tool.

In the same way he insists on a Samsung folding phone or a Microsoft Surface, when a Chromebook or other cheap laptop would do for not writing his novels on.

If that's the case, why not get a rip claw hammer? They'll run you around $40 or so and any professional will tell you to use.

 

[Maude Snew]

If that's the case, why not get a rip claw hammer? They'll run you around $40 or so and any professional will tell you to use.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears.

thanks for pointing that out, i didn't want to get any sleep tonight anyway.

 

[GrimPortents]

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Fat’s face is so annoying. Why does he have weird little effeminate teeth? His mouth in general is strange. That’s no way for a man to look. His stupid fat face finds new ways to make me uncomfortable in every picture. And his cheeks are so fat and round they hide his ears. That’s like, advanced fatness.

Finally, someone says what we've all been thinking: that Pork Squeeler is, in fact, fat.