Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a character in Final Fantasy 8?

Spoiler

Don't SQUALL anybody!

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a vampire?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Goo goo g' joob.

Poo Poo Sonichu

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) at the Republican convention? What if (s)he went as VA delagate?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris tried to use voodoo magic to bring Bob back to life?

You ever see that movie Pet Sematary?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris grew a beard but was still a tomgirl?

 

[Guy Smiley]

What if Chris grew a beard but was still a tomgirl?

What do you mean, "What if?" Isn't that what he's doing with all that stubble?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris lived on Sesame Street?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris lived on Sesame Street?

He'd give Oscar the Grouch a run for his money over how much trash he collects.
What if Chris teamed up with TT games to make a Lego Sonichu video game?

 

[Vault Boy]

He'd give Oscar the Grouch a run for his money over how much trash he collects.
What if Chris teamed up with TT games to make a Lego Sonichu video game?

Kids & parents would be shocked by some of the things from the comics, like the Lioness and giant penis segment.

What if Chris tried to start a meth lab inside his house?

 

[Maxop]

What if Chris tried to start a meth lab inside his house?

Now that's quite an easy one.

Also, the only drug on the streets that tastes like a turd on a burnt plastic chair.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was a vampire?

He'd bite someone, cum in the wound, then drink the blood.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris started selling hash on the side?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris started selling hash on the side?

He'd piss off all his customers by not delivering in a timely fashion, then stress sigh and whine about stress.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was desperate enough to become a hitman for money?

 

[Maxop]

What if Chris was desperate enough to become a hitman for money?

He'd piss off all his customers by not delivering in a timely fashion, then stress sigh and whine about stress.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

He'd piss off all his customers by not delivering in a timely fashion, then stress sigh and whine about stress.

What if Chris started working at a-

"He'd piss off all his customers by not delivering in a timely fashion, then stress sigh and while about stress."

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris got lost in the woods?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris started selling hash on the side?

A little expansion of this idea:
What if marihuana became fully legal in Virginia and Charb opened an Amsterdam-style weed coffeeshop in 14 BC?

 

[Slowinthemind]

A little expansion of this idea:
What if marihuana became fully legal in Virginia and Charb opened an Amsterdam-style weed coffeeshop in 14 BC?

The last time he tried to make coffee he burned his house down.