Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

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It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 92 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.9%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.2%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 101 19.1%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 86 16.2%
  • Total voters
    530
Desumorphine said:
Lmao, out of all the things to choose from that could have realistically gone unnoticed, he chooses the collarbone, the bane of any surgeon and something that would see you in a heavy cast for weeks because it's the anchor for so many other things and you can't stabilize it proper.
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Adrenaline can do weird things to people and it's conceivable someone could break a bone in their hand during a fight and not realise the severity until later. No way though are you breaking a collarbone without immediately losing the use of that arm. Like you said, it's an important part of the skeletal structure and a gnarly injury. He wouldn't be butt scooting around with his hands trying to keep the fight going.
 
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When you have to confront the terrible life choices you have made that led you to this point. And admit that your cousin, Sexual Harassment Panda, was absolutely right when he told you that being a tard wrangler is the equivalent of pumping out septic tanks but without any of the glamor associated with that vocation.

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RicoNecroDoc said:
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I was initially thinking that maybe this is some sort of sympathy grift to cover up that he'd been banned from Further Confusion - "oh I'd be there but I'm too trans and injured" instead of "Further Confusion pre-emptively banned me because of my notoriety and fear of me wreaking havoc at their event".

Then I realised that Rioley would be screaming transphobia from the rooftops if he'd got banned from FC. I wonder why he's actually not going. Too broke?
 
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Probably An Autist said:
maybe he actually developed some shame



lol nah
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Our Rioley is so lacking in shame that his boyfriend, possibly the guy who walks around wearing nothing but a diaper and gets publicly changed in said diaper, found him too cringe. Kevin "All the fetishes" Gibes, the Amhole himself, found Brett to be too much. May he never know shame, for his complete cowishness spawned I SUCK DICK FOR COCK.
 
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There is 0% chance that Ripley broke his collarbone. He fell out of his chair and landed on his left shoulder blade. He immediately gets up and raises his left arm above his head to repeatedly point at the guy. And his wrists/hands didn't even touch the ground during the fall. If his wrist was injured, he did it himself with the scooting.
 
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