🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Enig]

If he didn't have the speech impediment he wouldn't be in the Tank

You say that but we have the past few days of comedy gold like bible rants, random 3am exercising and claiming he is the sun baby

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

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sam gave him a smaller right handed pad and is throwing HEATERS lmao

 

[luigismanslave]

You say that but we have the past few days of comedy gold like bible rants, random 3am exercising and claiming he is the sun baby

vance claimed he was the sunbaby silly

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

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They showed this frame and now people are saying it's prerecorded or something, idk what's going on.

Think they just switched to another camera while fixing audio which happened to have been frozen.

 

[Monkey Madness]

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They showed this frame and now people are saying it's prerecorded or something, idk what's going on.

Wouldn't surprise me if they're trying to sort out thumbnails so that the site can just render an updating thumbnail for the non-selected cams.

 

[The Real Me]

claiming he is the sun baby

That was Vance gaslighting the others.

 

[Enig]

vance claimed he was the sunbaby silly

Guess I'm bein a silly billy again, following the fishtank sleep regimen of sleeping 20 mins and going down to listen to jon is doing wonders for my 141 iq

 

[Demetrius I of Bactria]

HASSAN PIKER MENTIONED

 

[dingdongmrkingkong]

Yt stream still hasn't broken 6k viewers, but fishtank.live somehow pulled 60k? Doubt

 

[TheTourist]

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I was interested before, now I'm captivated.

 

[12345678901]

He will accidentally cure Josie's autism with under pressure counting theraphy.

 

[Lokenstien]

With MATI, Kitchen Tank, and this thread, I have too many autist's to focus on right now. I should probably go spin in a corner to help.

 

[covidity]

I really hope Sammy plants some seeds since they are believing his bullshit. Maybe he'll invite jon to the Hassan Piker dojo.

 

[Noble Redditor]

im late and gay, but why is he heating pizza on the stove rather than in the oven? does it not work, is that part of the fish tank?

He's Chinese

 

[DustBuns]

This was a brilliant Sam jew ploy to keep them all on kitchen cam.

My boy Damiel still up in his room plotting his Postal 2 irl stream.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Hitler was right.
The Jews are truly and honestly behind every catastrophe.

 

[UmQasaan]

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How the fuck is Sam this retarded? Did he just surround himself with yes men who told him the show was financially viable?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Yesterday Sam posted pictures of Simmons notebook where he keeps a list of life ambitions or some shit. Here are both pages typed out:

Page One:
1. Inspire the world as a pop star
2. Write sings with Doja, Dua Lipa
3. Save lives ***through music***, Bring peace ***through music***
4. Save enviroment ***through music***
5. Write a song that saves one life
6. Make a $1,000,000 dollars through technology course
7. Get on Billboard number 2
8. Raise $1,100,000 to reduce carbon emission
9. Make a 10 minute film for saving the planet
10. Give parents a gift of gratitude
11. Get into elite social circle in USA
12. Have a girlfriend who we mutually appreciate each others value
13. Be an attracting loving person
14. Reach 1,000,000 audience
15. Create a team of like minded success people

Page Two:
Paramount Studio
Ask Rob Okson what what he goes to Antoriri(Antonini?)
16. Collab with nijacharles
17. Have sexy girlfriend
18. Get featured on one 10M celebs social media
19. Inspire grattitude & action for carbon reduction in celebrity community
20. Clean 10 A list stars house in LA
21. Cliff jumping
22. Make a movie with Leo Dicaprio
23. Dinner with Janett Jackson
24. Get my music featured on an Enviromental movie

 

[luigismanslave]

sam creating a sped vortex to keep them all trapped in the kitchen in full blown asylum mode is genius. poor josie.