Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

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Porn isn't allowed here. Especially not faggot porn. Faggot.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I clicked on Rekieta's stream just now to see if he had talked about the lawsuit (since the stream title saying it was about "Updates in My Lawsuit" was posted in the lawsuit thread) and roughly 1 hour after his show was supposed to start, not only does it seem like Nick had not gotten to the topic yet, he was mid-rant again about how he was so burnt out before going to Philly and how he doesn't have time for anything. I guess I'll wait for clips. Is this all his show is now?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I clicked on Rekieta's stream just now to see if he had talked about the lawsuit (since the stream title saying it was about "Updates in My Lawsuit" was posted in the lawsuit thread) and roughly 1 hour after his show was supposed to start, not only does it seem like Nick had not gotten to the topic yet, he was mid-rant again about how he was so burnt out before going to Philly and how he doesn't have time for anything. I guess I'll wait for clips. Is this all his show is now?

I hope you super chatted him 100 dollars and contributed to his KickPayMe. Poor Nick works so hard.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I clicked on Rekieta's stream just now to see if he had talked about the lawsuit (since the stream title saying it was about "Updates in My Lawsuit" was posted in the lawsuit thread) and roughly 1 hour after his show was supposed to start, not only does it seem like Nick had not gotten to the topic yet, he was mid-rant again about how he was so burnt out before going to Philly and how he doesn't have time for anything. I guess I'll wait for clips. Is this all his show is now?

There were several toasts to dead step grandparents, some fat shaming, and an electronic missive about a parakeet. Then there was this….

I guess his pickled brain still retains enough sense to realize even running for dog catcher would turn up so much oppo research it would embarrass and destroy anyone he’s ever been penetrated by, or orbited within 500 miles of. But just so you know, the egomaniac is SUPREMELY QUALIFIED for the position. SUPREMELY.

 

[AnOminous]

I felt the same way. I always wanted to cajole or tease him into taking a test and seeing if Ashkenazi would show up, but I never thought he would do it because of the tinfoil-hat shit. But then he mentions the results nonchalantly in a stream. /shrug

The Nose Knows.

Also why does he even care about that? Is he some kind of anti-Semite?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

There were several toasts to dead step grandparents, some fat shaming, and an electronic missive about a parakeet. Then there was this….

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I guess his pickled brain still retains enough sense to realize even running for dog catcher would turn up so much oppo research it would embarrass and destroy anyone he’s ever been penetrated by, or orbited within 500 miles of. But just so you know, the egomaniac is SUPREMELY QUALIFIED for the position. SUPREMELY.

I assume he was contacted by the Minnesota state Republican party?

Wasn't he friendly with a state representative that chose not to run again? Tom something?

 

[localsinsight919]

There were several toasts to dead step grandparents, some fat shaming, and an electronic missive about a parakeet. Then there was this….

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I guess his pickled brain still retains enough sense to realize even running for dog catcher would turn up so much oppo research it would embarrass and destroy anyone he’s ever been penetrated by, or orbited within 500 miles of. But just so you know, the egomaniac is SUPREMELY QUALIFIED for the position. SUPREMELY.

Plus another 5 minute rant about Montagraph's attorney saying for him to get ready to go back to the ethics board for what he's about to say now, can just called him a faggot and stuff for a solid 5 minutes and said he will read schneider's response to randazza's letter to the judge on rumble

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Nick sounds unhinged at times, and like a spoiled rotten teen that needs his ass kicked at times. With all of the homo and anal references, I don‘t think he’s gotten enough dick lately. Remember to vote Rekieta for dog catcher. When you’re finished with that don’t forget to donate to his Supreme Court Give Send Go. He’s saving us all.

 

[200MB]

Nick sounds unhinged at times, and like a spoiled rotten teen that needs his ass kicked at times. With all of the homo and anal references, I don‘t think he’s gotten enough dick lately. Remember to vote Rekieta for dog catcher. When you’re finished with that don’t forget to donate to his Supreme Court Give Send Go. He’s saving us all.

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He makes it so hard not to root against him. I think I've seen enough footage of Nick fantasizing about men's butts to create a supercut.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick sounds unhinged at times, and like a spoiled rotten teen that needs his ass kicked at times. With all of the homo and anal references, I don‘t think he’s gotten enough dick lately. Remember to vote Rekieta for dog catcher. When you’re finished with that don’t forget to donate to his Supreme Court Give Send Go. He’s saving us all.

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He whines like a man-baby version of AJ Soprano, about as likable as well.

 

[Miller]

I present to you Nick's desk:

Wider angle for those who care:

The iconic Cuck Goblet next to the keyboard

 

[Hraf]

Elissa has uploaded a clip from last night's kitchen seethestream where Nick complains even more about how much he hates streaming. This one's pretty nuts, and this clip comes in over 11 minutes.

Nick says he was depressed about streaming before Philly "almost to the point of never wanting to stream again". He talks again about how missing multiple days of streaming due to going to Philly for the weekend was stressful since it means it is harder for him to meet his Rumble contract.

Long interlude where I think he's whining about sponsors wanting to meet with him so he can take their money. He is so fucking busy!

Nick also complains that he likes to look at "video game stuff, Dungeons and Dragons, I'll check up on girls in bikinis, because apparently the computer figured out I like that, and that's what my, like, curated news is." Yes, he appears to be complaining that his news feeds on Instagram or whatever are not feeding him legal news for his prep for his show.

Nick is right that it is difficult to catch someone's attention and entertain them for hours at a time. He suggests testing it out for yourself to see how difficult it is, and I will be the first to admit that I couldn't do it. That's why it isn't my job. But he chose it as his.

When I hear the complaints about the time and effort that goes into streaming, my brain translates this to the direct analogue of anyone else complaining about their job. I can empathize with some of this. Most jobs are hard in their own ways. If he really hates the amount of effort required to run this kind of business, maybe he should consider another field. But by what he's actually complaining about, I'm not so sure a lot of that effort is even being put in.

He says it's hard to do show prep and bemoans that topics don't automagically show up in his curated feeds, but he doesn't seem to actively look for them. Business owners in any other field often have to do similar research, even into their leisure time. He also has an established community resource that is already willing to do this for him, for free, but is more interested in leveraging it for exposure of a different nature.

He says he doesn't want to meet with people for various business operations, and earlier expressed a general loathing of obligations. People working in any field have obligations of all sorts and have to talk with people all the time, whether they like it or not (and they often don't).

He says it's difficult to meet his contractual show goals when he's beaten down, tired, or out of town. A lot of people are beat down by their jobs and might not want to work on a given day, but have to do it anyway. Maybe he should consider not going on vacation while he still has to honor his side of the contract. Most people plan their fun around their work, not their work around their fun.

While I can empathize with the things that everyone has to go through, where it gets funny is when I remember that he is talking about a million dollar business that he doesn't want to manage or hire people to manage due to his particular peculiarities. But that's what caught my attention and what makes the whole thing entertaining!

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

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Dude is seriously dying

Nick sounds unhinged at times, and like a spoiled rotten teen that needs his ass kicked at times. With all of the homo and anal references, I don‘t think he’s gotten enough dick lately. Remember to vote Rekieta for dog catcher. When you’re finished with that don’t forget to donate to his Supreme Court Give Send Go. He’s saving us all.

It's funny, because I don't disagree with most of what he says in those vids, but his raging hypocrisy had me laughing the whole time and thinking "Sure Nick".

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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If that’s not cum, he has no excuse to struggle like that

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Feedstream highlights:

- Nick's 100 push-ups are related to the June family vacation. Keep in mind, he is also taking another one in August around Matsuri.

- He is talking about getting a bunch of gun people and lawyers on to talk guns. I guess for his Boogaloo bois and fedposters? This would have been classic Rekieta content 8-10 months ago. He wants to talk topics that are weeks old with Illinois, Washington, and CRS.

- He talked some cooking topics, but his cooking streams have gone the way of the dodo. Copestreams have replaced it, and he cooks nothing more complex than ramen. There is an early clippable moment when he says that schnitzel is thin meat and he liked it.

-I also noticed that he no longer seems to be aiming to 'produce so much content you can't watch it all'. Most of it is paywalled or platform exclusive now.

- Nick addressed the content suggestion channel in his DISCORD. He is reading this thread or people in LOCALS are just ferrying it over. He says it is MORE work to look through work others have collected than otherwise.

Does he think it is easier and better to wait for something to fall into his lap?

 

[MudPeople]

He whines like a man-baby version of AJ Soprano, about as likable as well.

In the clip a few pages back Drex was on Legal Mindset's show and mentioned 'Anime Protagonist Voice' as a way to mock their detractors. My thought was immediately, the same voice as his pal Rekieta?

 

[Lone Outsider]

He basically made the same mistake Dick Masterson did. He conflated being shown a certain amount of respect with being invincible.

What he should have learned from Masterson is that the Farms will turn on you if your demeanor shifts into that of totally degenerate lolcow.

The Farms didn't change in November. It just became patently obvious to most people that he had.

True, slip ups can happen but Nick failing to realize the leeway he was given was because he did good in the past and thinks once he has done enough good that he is immune to damnation and got a blank cheque on acting the maggot.

Any time I say or do something stupid I reevaluate myself and my fuck up and accept I was being dumb. Instead of reflecting on his fuck up and fixing it he did the worst thing anyone could do: Doubling down.

If Nick was smart he would have known that KF is an excellent barometer for detecting lolcows and if he starts acting like one and see KF incoming, he should have checked himself before he wrecked himself.

With a bottle up the ass.

 

[feral cat #6385]

There were several toasts to dead step grandparents, some fat shaming, and an electronic missive about a parakeet. Then there was this….

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I guess his pickled brain still retains enough sense to realize even running for dog catcher would turn up so much oppo research it would embarrass and destroy anyone he’s ever been penetrated by, or orbited within 500 miles of. But just so you know, the egomaniac is SUPREMELY QUALIFIED for the position. SUPREMELY.

It would go even worse than when Sargon ran. Imagine the opposition commercials and press hit pieces.

 

[zyclonPD]

Nick addressed the content suggestion channel in his DISCORD. He is reading this thread or people in LOCALS are just ferrying it over. He says it is MORE work to look through work others have collected than otherwise.

Does he think it is easier and better to wait for something to fall into his lap?

Why can't he just say "I'm lazy, don't want to do work, fuck you"? I could at least respect honesty. Listening to him complain about ferrying his kids around to an ungodly amount of activities is not content. That's life. I kinda wanted an escape from life to listen to content that's something different.

Does Nick no longer support escapism? Is his "for the fans" shtick just a lie? Does he mistakenly think he's so god damn interesting that he IS the content? Its a shame if so.

 

[Spaded Dave]

- Nick addressed the content suggestion channel in his DISCORD. He is reading this thread or people in LOCALS are just ferrying it over. He says it is MORE work to look through work others have collected than otherwise.

Apparently coming up with excuses that aren't abject retardation is too much work as well. Let's ignore the fact that you could have a separate browser profile for your "Lawtubing" and get those curated feeds.

Nick's copes about the case aren't even interesting anymore. They basically all boil down to "I'm right, but that doesn't mean the judge is smart enough to realize I'm right". It's an attitude that is always a road block to communication but has quickly become a road block for entertainment as well.

Nick's thread was really fun for a while because it was fascinating witnessing the downfall and seeing how he handled it and if he would indeed "pull up". Now it feels like Nick is just down there, like a homeless drunk on the street you're forced to step over on the way to work.