Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

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It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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"I'm a 42D!"

This bitch is a small/medium. There is NO WAY that a 42 band is happening there, nevermind the D cup. A 42 band is a plus size lady.
Men have bigger rib cages than women. A 42" band would suggest like a 38" chest if he did that old "add 4 inches to your underbust" approach, and 38" is a small in menswear sizing. Even if he used an up to date approach, a 42" chest is still only a men's large. A women's small is like a 32" bust, which is a men's XXS (and Rioley is definitely not an XXS).

Literally no idea how he arrived at the D cup idea though.
 
Didn't he once say he was born intersex and needed surgery to remedy that situation? I might be mistaken though, it could be another one of my cows. But it might explain why his penis has a giant scar on the underside.
He's definitely claimed to be intersex, though he's never elaborated on how specifically since, spoiler alert: he made it the fuck up. He also claimed at some point back during his spergout about his futa surgery being cancelled that he has scarring in the area from a previous surgery, though I don't remember if he claimed it was specifically for his non-existent "condition".
 
Didn't he once say he was born intersex and needed surgery to remedy that situation? I might be mistaken though, it could be another one of my cows. But it might explain why his penis has a giant scar on the underside.
Literally 83% of trannys will claim intersex.

They are all liars. Actual intersex requested not to be shoved in to this mess, but if you go to website for it, they rescinded this, and are now all totally trans too!
 
I lied with the daily update thing, my bad. But I did decide to check up on Rioley and i have a few interesting things to share!

…The most significant of which being him attempting to appeal his BLFC ban! He sent the email on both his work and personal accounts, and they bounced. He called security and now one of the managers is going to get in contact with him today or tomorrow! I can’t wait to see how this goes. [A]
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He also shared his MS chemo bills. They are expensive. He also complains about the system (understandable) and despairs about his condition (assuming he isn’t lying, I do feel bad. Being sick isnt fun. But I don’t know if he is or not, so I reserve judgment). [A]
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Fixed up a motorcycle, and Kevin makes an appearance in the replies! [A]
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Also has been working on a motorcycle vest! [A]
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He has commentary on the Montana Rep. Zooey Zephyr thing going on: [1], [2]
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As well as some other things I did not archive.
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Plus a selfie:
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Oh and by the way there was an islamic nude photo he posted that I didn’t bother to archive because honestly… maybe it’s for the best if this shit gets lost to time.
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I lied with the daily update thing, my bad. But I did decide to check up on Rioley and i have a few interesting things to share!

…The most significant of which being him attempting to appeal his BLFC ban! He sent the email on both his work and personal accounts, and they bounced. He called security and now one of the managers is going to get in contact with him today or tomorrow! I can’t wait to see how this goes. [A]
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He also shared his MS chemo bills. They are expensive. He also complains about the system (understandable) and despairs about his condition (assuming he isn’t lying, I do feel bad. Being sick isnt fun. But I don’t know if he is or not, so I reserve judgment). [A]
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Fixed up a motorcycle, and Kevin makes an appearance in the replies! [A]
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Also has been working on a motorcycle vest! [A]
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He has commentary on the Montana Rep. Zooey Zephyr thing going on: [1], [2]
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As well as some other things I did not archive.
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Plus a selfie:
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Oh and by the way there was an islamic nude photo he posted that I didn’t bother to archive because honestly… maybe it’s for the best if this shit gets lost to time.
Can't say I'm surprised, but his "apology" towards the convention, at least what he's willing to show of it, is anything but. All he says is that he's "healed," which is already dubiously worded to avoid responsibility, and that he wants to "clear things up," which says that he thinks a ban justified by his own actions is somehow a mistake on the convention's behalf that he needs to clarify.
 
I lied with the daily update thing, my bad. But I did decide to check up on Rioley and i have a few interesting things to share!

…The most significant of which being him attempting to appeal his BLFC ban! He sent the email on both his work and personal accounts, and they bounced. He called security and now one of the managers is going to get in contact with him today or tomorrow! I can’t wait to see how this goes. [A]
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He also shared his MS chemo bills. They are expensive. He also complains about the system (understandable) and despairs about his condition (assuming he isn’t lying, I do feel bad. Being sick isnt fun. But I don’t know if he is or not, so I reserve judgment). [A]
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Fixed up a motorcycle, and Kevin makes an appearance in the replies! [A]
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Also has been working on a motorcycle vest! [A]
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He has commentary on the Montana Rep. Zooey Zephyr thing going on: [1], [2]
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As well as some other things I did not archive.
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Plus a selfie:
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Oh and by the way there was an islamic nude photo he posted that I didn’t bother to archive because honestly… maybe it’s for the best if this shit gets lost to time.
Did he chop his cock off and stuff the hole with a bottle cap??
The fuck is that????
 
Did he chop his cock off and stuff the hole with a bottle cap??
The fuck is that????
It's hard to tell because of the photo quality, but I think it's one of those "flat" male chastity cages . There are types that basically fit over the glans – you just kind of ... smoosh the penis back into the torso (which isn't actually painful as long it's not erect), then lock the device in place. Rioley seems to be using a cheap plastic one. See pic below for a regular metal one.
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...and no, I don't use these things. Just cursed knowledge I've picked up from the weirder corners of the Internet. (lol)
 
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