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[Gunter Hatherer]

As a prompt I used "a bunch of transexuals sitting at a table in a restaurant" and the results weren't that much different

Your AI image is more "diverse" {snicker}

 

[Rickenbacker]

The proportions are all wonky on this. Like it was made by Stable Diffusion or some crappy AI. Just look at how TINY the dudes head is on the front right. As a prompt I used "a bunch of transexuals sitting at a table in a restaurant" and the results weren't that much different:
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The ones in this pass better than irl troons

 

[Ass Gazer]

It's a weird-looking photo, even without the troons.

It is. I used every Reverse Image Search tool I could find to try to figure out the source of this image and they all just pointed to this image being posted on a variety of troon parody twitter accounts. There is not a single place that I could find where this image was posted where it wasn't posted to make fun of it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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This sounds hellish. Constant, unavoidable, excruciating agony from some of the most sensitive parts of your body is literally how I'd imagine hell. I don't feel bad for them, because it's self-inflicted in the name of an obviously unachievable fetish. But then I remember that they want to force you to watch as they put your children through this shit so they can get off to that, and all I feel than is bleak unfathomable sadness and pure hatred.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

If this isn't peak femininity I don't know what is

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

If this isn't peak femininity I don't know what is

He's not even trying. Or else he's deliberately fucking with people.

 

[Septictic]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard, is experiencing some challenges with his transition.

Spoiler: This is Brooke

Straight men just don't realize



And cis people makes him racist

Spoiler: Being trans has made me so bitter towards society and I hate it

So... This is mostly just me venting. I'm almost 2 years into my transition/starting HRT and I still feel like nobody sees me as a woman. And I'm in a pretty liberal area, admittedly working in a fairly conservative field. I still get spoken to as if I'm one of the guys, women typically at guarded around me, even more so than before I transitioned and I feel like ppl see me as a "lesser" person because I'm trans. Like, whenever I get frustrated about being misgendered, I'm told I'm overreacting. There have been coworkers that have been very sarcastic with me and when I bring it up to others, I'm brushed off as overreacting or taking a comment the wrong way. I feel so alone and I hate it. It's because of things like this, that I cry 2 or 3 times a week and now my social anxiety is even worse than it was before transitioning.
Also, I hate to say it, but I've even become a bit racist. Minorities tend to misgender me the most and it's hard to separate that behavior from the group doing it. I just hate how ugly I've become on the inside. I feel like being trans has just exposed me to the worse side of humanity. It's like, I lost my family, had to move to a new area where I didn't know anyone, start completely fresh with a new job and so far have spent thousands on voice training, hair removal, medication, doctor appointments etc. Like, why can't I be taken seriously? I know I don't pass, but do I really look that bad? I just wish I had someone in my life. Right now, I have no friends, no family and am more or less treated like an outcast at work. And, since where I live is pricey, I have to work 50+ hours a week to survive. I just wish all these sacrifices would pay off.

His (female) roommate made the police charge him with a misdemeanor.

Spoiler: My roommate is weaponizing the police against me. I don't know what to do

I've (30 transwoman) been living with my current roommate (mid 20's ciswoman) for 3 weeks now. Our relationship deteriorated after about a week over an argument that escalated to us yelling at each other. After the argument, I went to my room and she called the police on me for "getting in her face". The cops came, asked us to behave and left. After that, she basically started calling the police on me daily for trivial things like slamming doors, smoking weed in my room (legal in my state Massachusetts), "chasing her to the bathroom" (she called me a bitch from the other room and I opened up my door and called her a dumb cunt, she then ran into the bathroom while I was still standing at my bedroom door) and just for "acting aggressive". On Friday, the cops came to my bedroom with a restraining order and told me I have to vacate the property in 20 minutes. I was homeless for 2 days and then I went to court and the judge determined that there was no grounds for the restraining order and it was lifted. When I went to the police station to get my keys back, the process was delayed because she called 911 on me. So I had to wait an extra half hour, while on no sleep, so the police could speak to her. Since coming back home, she gone back to calling the police daily. It's usually within an hour of me waking up (I work overnights) and it has made late to work because the police insist on speaking to me. I'm now getting chewed out by my boss. Also, on Tuesday, when the police were advising us both that we could get a restraining order, I said to her "good luck with that" and the cop accused me of threatening her and charged me with a misdemeanor. Which, in my opinion, is a completely bogus charge. This constant calling of the police is impacting my mental health and im not sure what to do. The police station gave me a number to a detective, but I'm not sure if they'll be much help. I'm planning on going to court to see if they can do something. The police that came to my home said something about a restraining order, but I feel like it would look silly for me to file a restraining order after she just had one filed against me. Any idea what I can do? TLDR: Roommate keeps calling the police on me for frivolous reasons. I've mostly just been either at work or hiding quietly in my room. She has made me homeless for 2 and the police charged me with a misdemeanor when I mouthed of to them and my roommate. I'm coming close to my breaking point and I don't know what to do.

It's just no fun.

Perhaps things would be better if Brooke could masturbate in public?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard, is experiencing some challenges with his transition.

Not the least bit female looking, but notably less hideous than he might be. Maybe that's just the uniform. I reserve judgement about how hideous he'd be in conventionally female clothes. Any idea how he dresses off duty?

 

[Septictic]

Not the least bit female looking, but notable less hideous than he might be. Maybe that's just the uniform. I reserve judgement about how hideous he'd be in conventionally female clothes. Any idea how he dresses off duty?

He's got some styling issues, and trouble with his (potentially wicked) curls.

 

[Positron]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard, is experiencing some challenges with his transition.

Oh dear! That's Alice in Superjail!

 

[JimiHendrix]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard

honestly, from this opening? i was expecting way worse.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Some of them do sort of pass, at least in this photograph

You're telling me that it's somewhat hard to tell if a photo is of a man or woman if you blur their faces and obscure their bodies?

 

[Ma'am I Am]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard, is experiencing some challenges with his transition.

Apparently he lives in Boston, Massachusetts and his name might be Brooke Auger. I assumed this from his YouTube and the fact that he made a Subreddit dedicated to himself. His YouTube consists of vlogs that I didn't bother to go through as they don't look interesting. Also wanted to add some archives to your posts.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@brookeauger/videos
archive: https://archive.ph/W8SIF

Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrookesBlock/
archive: https://archive.ph/OE6Pu

Getting Turned Down by Men: https://archive.ph/mvWCt
Getting Misgendered by Mexicans: https://archive.ph/mFUXA
Getting a Misdemeanor: https://archive.ph/fj1R9

Dude fears that he'll never pass and be stuck in menial jobs for the rest of his life but it was totes worth it guys!!1

archive: https://archive.ph/amZke

Spoiler: Transcription

Visibly Trans (mtf) Ppl of Reddit. How do you keep it together?​

I've been on HRT for 1.5 years. Early on, I was hopeful. It seemed like my skin was getting softer, I was losing muscle, my nipples got really sensitive and while I saw nothing major, I figured bigger changes would come further down the line.

Now, here o am, a year and a half later and I still get misgendered, even by those who are well meaning. Only difference is more ppl seem hesitant to gender me at all, which still hurts. My breasts have grown a little, but they don't look like women's breasts. I feel like I still just look flabby. Cis women, for the most part, don't see me as their own. Many still act guarded around me, as if I was a man. And maybe they have a point?

It just sucks. I sacrificed so much. My sister stopped talking to me, I'm probably gonna be stuck in menial jobs for the rest of my life and I literally moved to a new area to do this. I just feel lost. I still identify as a woman. I don't regret transitioning, I just wish I had a better outcome. Do things get better with surgery? That's kind of become my hail Mary, so to speak. But even then, I'm honestly scared. What if I don't pass after that? Then what?

Also, oftentimes, I feel like the medical community just hug boxes me. My doctor last spring acted surprised when I told him I still get misgendered. It's like "bro, just be honest with me. I look like a dude. Just fucking say it". I just feel like I'm being gaslit by them and others into thinking I'm this cute little thing, when in reality, I'm quite scary looking. I just don't know what to do guys. It's like I definitely want to be a woman and these thoughts have been reoccurring since I was 12, they're legit. But I just stated too late. When I was 22, a guy I dated actually asked I was trans. I just got angry with him. I wish I took his suggestion more seriously at that time.

 

[JULAY]

Brooke, a 6-foot security guard, is experiencing some challenges with his transition.

This fucking guy is a mass shooter in the making. The only question is whether he does so before or after getting the chop.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Oh dear! That's Alice in Superjail!

At least Alice wasn’t a agp

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This fucking guy is a mass shooter in the making. The only question is whether he does so before or after getting the chop.

I figure he'll go full tranny phantom and shoot up his work place before they chop his balls off. I can't wait to read his manifesto which he hopefully posts online before the glow boys get their hands on it.

 

[Otterly]

It's a psychological disorder last I checked, called Peter Pan syndrome or something, not really legitimate dsm stuff but very often observed, the desire to not grow up and mature into your given sex/gender role. Lot of troons tend to have it, I remember Nick Wynn contrapoints saying the same thing to Dr K.

It’s pedophilia. They dress up as and Larp as what they want to have sex with.
See also: pup play fetishists, furries and the contents of any pride march.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Some of them do sort of pass, at least in this photograph.
It correlates with distance from the camera.

Brother it might be time for some glasses or a facial blindness test; because these creatures barely pass for human. Definitely not a female in the bunch. The one that looks like Rick James has hands like boating oars. The one at the end of the tables wig looks like its falling off. Conan The Barbarian at the front looks like he's pissed because he noticed the waiter they convinced to take this cursed image is snickering at them while he does it. This is a work of art.

 

[Susanna]

Brooke, a security guard

Lovely. So you set off your alarm because some creep is scaring you, and this guy shows up to make things worse.

 

[Muskcarpone]

The security guard's room mate deserves a fucking medal. Usually, these aspiring serial killers in drag encounter way too many women who let them walk all over them. Not her, though. Troon acts up, she calls the cops. Simple as. A role model for women everywhere.

Naturally, I also wonder what he's really been up to. I suppose panty raids, walking around nude, clumsy attempts at "seduction", "accidentally" walking in on her when she undresses, etc. No way the fucker is just sitting quietly in his room when out of nowhere she calls the cops.