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Journalist experiences the Mulvaney effect. Is sad about it.

The article: Amid missile strikes, being queer in Ukraine is defiance against Putin
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I really don't like to comment on the Ukraine war because it's not very funny, it's a real life tragedy where hundreds of people die on a daily basis but god I hope this retard steps on a land mine or gets killed in a missile strike.
 
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Pooner finally gets a short haircut. Ends up sobbing and dry heaving on bathroom floor.
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Haircut Incident

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will never beat the mullet having trans guy allegations so I decided to embrace it. I let my friend, who’s in cosmetology school cut my hair and I think that had to be in the top 3 worst cries in my life. Literally sobbing and dry heaving on the bathroom floor. Im genuinely distraught I don’t know what to do 😭 there’s no use going to a professional because they cut the top way too fucking short so idk what can really be done about that. It’s really hard to look at myself in the mirror now & I look really feminine because they also gave me bangs 😭 It’s gonna take a while for me to even want to talk to them because I’m so upset.
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Pooner finally gets a short haircut. Ends up sobbing and dry heaving on bathroom floor.
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Haircut Incident

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will never beat the mullet having trans guy allegations so I decided to embrace it. I let my friend, who’s in cosmetology school cut my hair and I think that had to be in the top 3 worst cries in my life. Literally sobbing and dry heaving on the bathroom floor. Im genuinely distraught I don’t know what to do 😭 there’s no use going to a professional because they cut the top way too fucking short so idk what can really be done about that. It’s really hard to look at myself in the mirror now & I look really feminine because they also gave me bangs 😭 It’s gonna take a while for me to even want to talk to them because I’m so upset.
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People in other countries: crying because family members got trafficked or killed and local authorities are too corrupt to want to do anything
these people: crying over a haircut

Can anyone please explain to me why so many people actually bend the knee to these retards when their so lost a haircut causes them a mental breakdown
 
Wahhhhh I hate my parents, wahhhh I hate my family. Wahhhhh. These people are literally all just a carbon copy of eachother. I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out they’re being made in a factory deep underground or that they were all exposed to the same chemicals inside the womb.
 
that grandpa sounds way too based to be true. this is a tranny crying on the internet for clout after all so 9/10 chance they are making it up or heavily exaggerating. if true though, damn that is one based grandpa, id love to hang out with him sometime.
Pooner finally gets a short haircut. Ends up sobbing and dry heaving on bathroom floor.
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Haircut Incident

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will never beat the mullet having trans guy allegations so I decided to embrace it. I let my friend, who’s in cosmetology school cut my hair and I think that had to be in the top 3 worst cries in my life. Literally sobbing and dry heaving on the bathroom floor. Im genuinely distraught I don’t know what to do 😭 there’s no use going to a professional because they cut the top way too fucking short so idk what can really be done about that. It’s really hard to look at myself in the mirror now & I look really feminine because they also gave me bangs 😭 It’s gonna take a while for me to even want to talk to them because I’m so upset.
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real heccin' masculine behavior™️. real honest men always cry in the bathroom after getting a bad haircut. i know that's what ive always done.

i will never not laugh at how pooners are always the most feminine women you can imagine. they are always the most fragile and ditzy girly types. there is never anything masculine about them. i guess masculine women tend to either be lesbians or tom boys, whereas girly girls tend to poon out.
 
Pooner thinks she was "maybe" clocked multiple times by people. It's obvious from reading that is exactly what is happening but she's too retarded and naive to figure it out.
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Subtle clocking?

I'm sure this older woman clocked me at work and it sucked so bad. She was saying how I always give such good customer service (yay!) and I joked she should leave me a glowing review on Google so she asked my name. I answered, Magnus, and she said "Magnus or Magnes?" (At least I'm assuming, since they're pronounced roughly the same) I said M-A-G-N-U-S, and she was like oh I haven't heard that, so I said "like the chess grand master" and she said "is that where you picked it from?" So I kinda awkwardly laughed and said "I don't think he was alive when I was born..." and she was like oh OK and chuckled and left.

I just fucking hate this kind of subtle clocking. Other customers have asked me about my coming out (which I tell myself could mean gay/bi but I know they meant as trans) and I always just answer that I came out as bi as a teenager.

I just wish cis people would leave me alone. :(
Magnus might be a common name in some areas of the anglosphere but it is a really rare name in the USA. They really go out of their way to not pass yet complain about it.
Speaking of, what does this manly man look like?
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I have a feeling this tranny will look at this 4th of July differently in the euphoric daze preceding his suicide, or, God willing, after he realises the truth behind this tranny poison and faces reality before he can cut anything off. The grandfather and the family hell-bent on "humilliating" him are really just looking after his best interests, and the online hugbox he comes back to crying is fucking his life. Man, it's depressing.
 
I have a feeling this tranny will look at this 4th of July differently in the euphoric daze preceding his suicide, or, God willing, after he realises the truth behind this tranny poison and faces reality before he can cut anything off. The grandfather and the family hell-bent on "humilliating" him are really just looking after his best interests, and the online hugbox he comes back to crying is fucking his life. Man, it's depressing.
There's now a 4th of July Mass Shooting done by a troon so that's something he can think about instead.
 
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Pooner thinks she was "maybe" clocked multiple times by people. It's obvious from reading that is exactly what is happening but she's too retarded and naive to figure it out.
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Subtle clocking?

I'm sure this older woman clocked me at work and it sucked so bad. She was saying how I always give such good customer service (yay!) and I joked she should leave me a glowing review on Google so she asked my name. I answered, Magnus, and she said "Magnus or Magnes?" (At least I'm assuming, since they're pronounced roughly the same) I said M-A-G-N-U-S, and she was like oh I haven't heard that, so I said "like the chess grand master" and she said "is that where you picked it from?" So I kinda awkwardly laughed and said "I don't think he was alive when I was born..." and she was like oh OK and chuckled and left.

I just fucking hate this kind of subtle clocking. Other customers have asked me about my coming out (which I tell myself could mean gay/bi but I know they meant as trans) and I always just answer that I came out as bi as a teenager.

I just wish cis people would leave me alone. :(
Magnus might be a common name in some areas of the anglosphere but it is a really rare name in the USA. They really go out of their way to not pass yet complain about it.
Speaking of, what does this manly man look like?
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But Magnus had tittyhorns
 
Pooner thinks she was "maybe" clocked multiple times by people. It's obvious from reading that is exactly what is happening but she's too retarded and naive to figure it out.
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Subtle clocking?

I'm sure this older woman clocked me at work and it sucked so bad. She was saying how I always give such good customer service (yay!) and I joked she should leave me a glowing review on Google so she asked my name. I answered, Magnus, and she said "Magnus or Magnes?" (At least I'm assuming, since they're pronounced roughly the same) I said M-A-G-N-U-S, and she was like oh I haven't heard that, so I said "like the chess grand master" and she said "is that where you picked it from?" So I kinda awkwardly laughed and said "I don't think he was alive when I was born..." and she was like oh OK and chuckled and left.

I just fucking hate this kind of subtle clocking. Other customers have asked me about my coming out (which I tell myself could mean gay/bi but I know they meant as trans) and I always just answer that I came out as bi as a teenager.

I just wish cis people would leave me alone. :(
Magnus might be a common name in some areas of the anglosphere but it is a really rare name in the USA. They really go out of their way to not pass yet complain about it.
Speaking of, what does this manly man look like?
:story::story::story:
I love it when the pooner in question just looks like a hairy woman. Even with the teetyeet and hormones she just looks like an unfortunate soul suffering from PCOS and Arabic/italian genes.

Magnus is a very common name in my scandinavian country but I have NEVER heard it used on a non-scandi before. Magnes I have never ever heard before, ever. Sorry that you got "subtly clocked", lil' dood.

Also, do troons want to be clocked as visibly trans or not? If you don't want to be clocked as a tranny, try actually putting some effort into your appearance. Wear feminine clothes tailored for your lanky, male body or stop wearing baggy, incel'y, nerdy clothes that immediately screams "I was molested so I try to look as non-sexual as possible" and does nothing to distract from your inherent femininity.
 
"is that where you picked it from?"
🤣😂😆🤭

Grannies are the absolute gigachads of throwing shade. And Li'l Pooner walked right into it.

Magnus or Magnes?
As in Agnes with a fucking M. 😁

Busting out the grandma names for maximum salt. Too bad for Li'l Pooner she didn't catch that before opening herself for the finish.

Flawless Victory 🌿
 
Magnus is a very common name in my scandinavian country but I have NEVER heard it used on a non-scandi before.
People in this thread should have heard of Magnus Hirschfeld at least. There's also a gay vampire in Anne Rices novels. Either are a more likely name origin than that chess nerd. And why pick a name that makes you stand out if passing is so important to you? Look up common baby names from your birth year and choose one of those.
 
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Hopefully I don’t get any hate from this. If I do, that’s fine but I just need to get this off my chest and just vent. I’m very T4T and have been for the past 10 years, but it’s starting to become draining af. I’m a transman btw. Lord knows I can’t stand defending men, because we be outta pocket on a grand scale but I’m fed up at this point. As a transman who prefers to date trans women, here is what I have learned from these relationships: I am not allowed to have feelings. I am not given any grace when insecurities from past relationships are brought up because of something YOU did. I am expected to take care of everything, pamper you, and get minimum in return. I’m always supposed to be the emotional support, but fuck me if I ever need you. I’m supposed to be obsessed with you, but get treated like shit in return and think that I’m out of pocket when I expect you to show me a little bit of care. I’m supposed to be consistent and considerate 100% of the time, but you can’t be bothered to do even the smallest I’m not as good as cis men, and I should just accept that Yet I’m also supposed to ALWAYS suffer the consequences that you were some cis guys secret and you’re still hurt from that I’m supposed to pretend like you’re the only one who transitioned/ are in transition and have insecurities. Apparently, me being on T for a long time means that I can’t have dsyphoria. If I do I gotta stfu and be a man. Basically, fuck me and everything I got going on.
 
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Hopefully I don’t get any hate from this. If I do, that’s fine but I just need to get this off my chest and just vent. I’m very T4T and have been for the past 10 years, but it’s starting to become draining af. I’m a transman btw. Lord knows I can’t stand defending men, because we be outta pocket on a grand scale but I’m fed up at this point. As a transman who prefers to date trans women, here is what I have learned from these relationships: I am not allowed to have feelings. I am not given any grace when insecurities from past relationships are brought up because of something YOU did. I am expected to take care of everything, pamper you, and get minimum in return. I’m always supposed to be the emotional support, but fuck me if I ever need you. I’m supposed to be obsessed with you, but get treated like shit in return and think that I’m out of pocket when I expect you to show me a little bit of care. I’m supposed to be consistent and considerate 100% of the time, but you can’t be bothered to do even the smallest I’m not as good as cis men, and I should just accept that Yet I’m also supposed to ALWAYS suffer the consequences that you were some cis guys secret and you’re still hurt from that I’m supposed to pretend like you’re the only one who transitioned/ are in transition and have insecurities. Apparently, me being on T for a long time means that I can’t have dsyphoria. If I do I gotta stfu and be a man. Basically, fuck me and everything I got going on.
HOLY FUCK, MY SIDES JUST LEFT ORBIT AT MACH FUCKING 5 :story:
 
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