Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

HOLY FUCK, MY SIDES JUST LEFT ORBIT AT MACH FUCKING 5

>I have to STFU and be a man.

Yeah, well welcome to being a man, amazes me how these Pooners will cry and scream that they are heccin' valid men, but then faced with the reality of being a man they pule and whine.

They're always the most whiney histrionic of women too, newflash Li'l Pooner, if you want to LARP as a man you're gonna find you get treated like a man, men don't cry and write paragraphs on Reddit about our feelings, we get the fuck on with it, no one is gonna pick you up and hold your fucking hands Pooner.
You want to be a man first up man the fuck up and stop being such a bitch.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

>I have the STFU and be a man.

Yeah, well welcome to being a man, amazes me how these Pooners will cry and scream that they are heccin' valid men, but then faced with the reality of being a man they pule and whine.

They're always the most whiney histrionic of women too, newflash Li'l Pooner, if you want to LARP as a man you're gonna find you get treated like a man, men don't cry and write paragraphs on Reddit about our feelings, we get the fuck on with it, no one is gonna pick you up and hold your fucking hands Pooner.
You want to be a man first up man the fuck up and stop being such a bitch.

I have read approximately 1 million posts exactly like this. On women's boards, complaining about men. Go figure, FTM + MTF having the exact emotional dynamic as F + M. How odd.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Out of pocket" allegedly means "inappropriate" in case you were wondering.

https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/articles/3-meanings-of-out-of-pocket/

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have read approximately 1 million posts exactly like this. On women's boards, complaining about men. Go figure, FTM + MTF having the exact emotional dynamic as F + M. How odd.

Pooners are always the weakest and most fragile of women too. I know plenty of women who know they are women that are more "manly" than these Pooners ie get on with shit, don't whine, don't cry, and don't write 2000 word essays on Plebbit about their feelings.

 

[Product Placement]

Not only lies about being a woman, but lies about being 23

 

[Sloth Commander]

Not only lies about being a woman, but lies about being 23

HRT is magic, as they say. It magically ages you 20 years into looking like you're in your mid-40's.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Pooners are always the weakest and most fragile of women too. I know plenty of women who know they are women that are more "manly" than these Pooners ie get on with shit, don't whine, don't cry, and don't write 2000 word essays on Plebbit about their feelings.

My old man came home drunk once and took a swing at my mum her response she took her knitting needle and jabbed it into his ass. For wanting to be men no pooner would ever have the balls to do that.

 

[LimeRikki]

People in this thread should have heard of Magnus Hirschfeld at least. There's also a gay vampire in Anne Rices novels. Either are a more likely name origin than that chess nerd. And why pick a name that makes you stand out if passing is so important to you? Look up common baby names from your birth year and choose one of those.

It might be a refrence to the once popular DnD podcast "The Adventure Zone"

Magnus Burnsides was a main character and that podcast probably hit peak popularity as pooner was starting to troon.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

>I have to STFU and be a man.

Yeah, well welcome to being a man, amazes me how these Pooners will cry and scream that they are heccin' valid men, but then faced with the reality of being a man they pule and whine.

Part of this is believing feminist rhetoric about how easy men have it.
Based on conditions that existed, but not in 21st century (Anglosphere or Western Europe) .

I always figured on some level women knew better but that it was a useful schtick.
Too cynical?

 

[Procrastinhater]

It might be a refrence to the once popular DnD podcast "The Adventure Zone"

Magnus Burnsides was a man character and that podcast probably hit peak popularity as pooner was starting to troon.

Magnus Hirschfeld was the sick pedo fuck that ran the Institute for Sexual Perversions in Weimar Germany that the Nazis burned, when people cry about Nazis "Burning Books" they never tell you what kind of books they burned, mainly degenerate shit like the fag institute put out.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

The Nazis burned a lot of other books. The big book burnings they showed in the newsreels was not the raid on Hirschfeld's outfit but at universities all over Germany.

 

[Runch]

>I have to STFU and be a man.

Yeah, well welcome to being a man, amazes me how these Pooners will cry and scream that they are heccin' valid men, but then faced with the reality of being a man they pule and whine.

They're always the most whiney histrionic of women too, newflash Li'l Pooner, if you want to LARP as a man you're gonna find you get treated like a man, men don't cry and write paragraphs on Reddit about our feelings, we get the fuck on with it, no one is gonna pick you up and hold your fucking hands Pooner.
You want to be a man first up man the fuck up and stop being such a bitch.

Being a man and being a woman are both hard for different reasons, and transitioners are always going to be blindsided because they weren't raised with the context and lessons necessary to navigate those difficulties, and they're also lied to by popular media and their shitty insular communities about how easy the other sex has it.

In many ways it's like Paris Syndrome.

Yes, pooner. You get exactly what you wanted, you get to be the man of the relationship, and everything that goes with that. Welcome to our world.

 

[Next Task]

Yes, pooner. You get exactly what you wanted, you get to be the man of the relationship, and everything that goes with that. Welcome to our world.

To be fair to the li'l pooner, she's been dating TIMs for a decade now. So it's not just having to be 'the man', it's having to be the man to an insane partner who undoubtedly is a narcissist, as well as trying to be the most vapid, selfish, insulting version of a woman they can be because that's how they see them.

To also be fair to her, she's picked up on the pattern but still, apparently, can't draw any logical conclusions after a decade of repeated mistakes. 'If everyone you're dating is an asshole then maybe you're the problem' has a caveat when you're dating troons, because they are all assholes. But she's still the problem since apparently that's who she's exclusively choosing to date.

Basically, it's 'welcome to being a man', but with a huge heap of added 'you've decided your dating pool should be exclusively terrible people, to the point it's on you for making that choice'.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

It might be a refrence to the once popular DnD podcast "The Adventure Zone"

Magnus Burnsides was a man character and that podcast probably hit peak popularity as pooner was starting to troon.

My first thought was a fiction horror podcast called Magnus Archives. It's a last name in this case though, but the podcast was/is popular on tumblr / with the trans gay pooner population who ship the main characters (who unfortunately have boring normal male names) and like to headcanon at least one of them as trans. I actually did like it (never finished it though) because it was quite creative and interesting, but the creators are pretty pozzed and tranny-infested.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Grannies are the absolute gigachads of throwing shade. And Li'l Pooner walked right into it.


As in Agnes with a fucking M.

Busting out the grandma names for maximum salt. Too bad for Li'l Pooner she didn't catch that before opening herself for the finish.

Flawless Victory

M’Agnes!

 

[LimeRikki]

My first thought was a fiction horror podcast called Magnus Archives. It's a last name in this case though, but the podcast was/is popular on tumblr / with the trans gay pooner population who ship the main characters (who unfortunately have boring normal male names) and like to headcanon at least one of them as trans. I actually did like it (never finished it though) because it was quite creative and interesting, but the creators are pretty pozzed and tranny-infested.

The guy who voiced Magnus on TAZ is also a major soy saturated trans lovin self hatin white guy.
AKA pooner goals

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

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Hopefully I don’t get any hate from this. If I do, that’s fine but I just need to get this off my chest and just vent. I’m very T4T and have been for the past 10 years, but it’s starting to become draining af. I’m a transman btw. Lord knows I can’t stand defending men, because we be outta pocket on a grand scale but I’m fed up at this point. As a transman who prefers to date trans women, here is what I have learned from these relationships: I am not allowed to have feelings. I am not given any grace when insecurities from past relationships are brought up because of something YOU did. I am expected to take care of everything, pamper you, and get minimum in return. I’m always supposed to be the emotional support, but fuck me if I ever need you. I’m supposed to be obsessed with you, but get treated like shit in return and think that I’m out of pocket when I expect you to show me a little bit of care. I’m supposed to be consistent and considerate 100% of the time, but you can’t be bothered to do even the smallest I’m not as good as cis men, and I should just accept that Yet I’m also supposed to ALWAYS suffer the consequences that you were some cis guys secret and you’re still hurt from that I’m supposed to pretend like you’re the only one who transitioned/ are in transition and have insecurities. Apparently, me being on T for a long time means that I can’t have dsyphoria. If I do I gotta stfu and be a man. Basically, fuck me and everything I got going on.

To be in a relationship with a troon, especially an MTF, is inherently to be in a relationships with an egotistical selfabsorbed bully. That's why they troon out in the first place. Also, they are perverts.

 

[Lady Crow]

It might be a refrence to the once popular DnD podcast "The Adventure Zone"

Magnus Burnsides was a main character and that podcast probably hit peak popularity as pooner was starting to troon.

I liked TAZ before they became slaves to their audience's endless SJW sensitivities. It's unlistenable now...every fucking thing requires a preamble about how problematic everything and everyone is. JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING STORY.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I liked TAZ before they became slaves to their audience's endless SJW sensitivities. It's unlistenable now...every fucking thing requires a preamble about how problematic everything and everyone is. JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING STORY.

i went back and listened to the first few "missions" from TAZ a bit ago and they're still funny to me. the show jumped the shark when they made one of the main characters' siblings a tranny and changed its name because having a joke name of "chalupa" was racist. yet another thing ruined by internet cults

 

[gamerweeb1]