Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Misanthrope]

Speaking of..

Cecil

Now I know his face has been posted here before, but have ya'll ever seen him this up-close?

Spoiler: Maskless freak spotted

Don't mind Anna's mandatory filters deforming the hell out of his face..

How old is this dude anyway? Also, I thought he was fat! What's going on here?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Cecil did fasting during his divorce with Wife, he lost weight due to it. Which by the way same divorce tied his Cash Grab funds up in litigation (reason he couldn't fulfill) because she wanted the cash as alimony.

As to age and really who he is, all I know is he's a Jewish ex-stockbroker with excommunicado status for mismanagement of funds.

However our, "Hey Mike, Hey Mike it's a Penis" spared no time trolling Cecil in case people had doubts on his head being the same guy.

Spoiler: Mike S Miller Trolling Cecil

 

[Ike Aim]

@Ike Aim Just want to credit you with watching that schlock, I think I lost some brain cells in the 34 seconds I did watch, 4 hours would kill me.
BTW Captain Chokeout was way funnier as a bit @FROG did on the Disney fight review video he did years ago now with Jeremy "Grift" Griggs and that WCBS guy I forgot the name of. This Captain Chokeout on the livestream is just some drunk bong.

Thanks homie. I would normally not cover a JACK Show in such detail but it started off promising. Should've known better...

Don't mind Anna's mandatory filters deforming the hell out of his face..

That was the first pic I viewed and I had no idea Cecil was bald despite his earlier accidental face reveal. The chrome dome combined with the filters and the creepy smile is not pleasant. Both Anna and Cecil are two rather unsettling people when they're trying to "look nice". They should stop doing this immediately.

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RenieDraws
2023-06-16 & 2023-06-17

On Renie's drunken closeout stream from Friday night (Part 1: EVS, Part 2: Malin), she took the opportunity to go beyond a mere reading and perform a recitation of a song created for her constructed world, written in her unique constructed language complete with Laskian Striggoi -esque script. Very cool. What isn't cool is that she did it drunk and made it weird, but that's uniquely Renie. She remains rather endearing, in my opinion.

Source: [YT]

The haunting melody calls to mind the inimitable Bette Midler, albeit having suffered a massive stroke. The mumbling, off-key a cappella is both disorienting and arresting, to evoke the experience of a helpless lover tied to a bed and immobile - his eyes fixed in mortal terror, perhaps at the sledgehammer Renie wields above him as it sways ominously to the tortured tune of a lullaby which is also a final mournful goodbye dirge, a lulla-goodbye, if you will. This was a powerful high point for the marathon drinking stream (that began on EVS channel earlier in the evening) that brought into stark contrast the multiple instances she disappeared to likely vomit off camera.

In order to neutralize all this free-floating innocent charm she released into the universe on Friday night, Renie followed it the next night on FlashCast (around the 4h08m mark) with 30 jumping jacks for a group of lecherous men including EVS and Malin. After all, what else is a girl to do? That's just Renie, I guess.

https://odysee.com/@cornbreadman:f/FlashCast_LSA_06_17_2023:8?t=14920

This was one of those times when you really want Shane Davis on stream to interact with Renie but alas he was doomed to remain outside of FlashCast and second-class to he likes of Nina Infinity, Tom Conners, and Raging Ryno. Poor Shane was sending in superchats and - when that failed to get the attention of YellowFlash, Rippa, and his friends EVS and Jon Malin, he made random gloomy comments to the chat to limited fan response before disappearing.

 

[Miniluv]

I guess some weird shit is going on between Patrick Thomas Parnell and Dale Keown. From what I gather, Parnell's Riot Press outfit was supposed to help Dale in some capacity with a Pitt omnibus that was apparently going to launch Saturday. This seems to have fallen through with Dale putting the kibosh on the entire deal after a mysterious third party contacted Dale and defamed Parnell and his overly tattooed wife as "grifters". Dale took some time to ruminate on this information and decided the best course of action would be to get blind drunk and bombard Parnell with loads of texts accusing them of trying to steal from him or something,

I'm sorry I can't give more details or a sufficient TLDR of the story but I really can't listen to PTP stutter and "uh uh uh...so so...you know...I I I I...you know...uh uh...so so" for very long without wanting to top myself. I guess all that shitty ink has creeped into his blood-brain barrier. In any case, Parnell ended the story by making oblique references to "interesting people" (Ethan) swooping in to steal the project help Dale publish his book. Ths leads into Parnell shitting on CG (and Ethan by proxy) for a minute.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Any one who has followed this shit since 2018 enjoying the cult of Ethan Van Sciver? I am honestly impressed with his cult of personality; thousands of pay pigs, who will lap up any re-write of history and definition of words as Aldus Huxley once warned about in an Interview half a century ago.

RIP Patrick Parnell (DeD) why did it take you this long to figure it out? you sat there on EVS live streams for years stuttering and biting your lip to snake now? Late is better than never but damn bro.....

Comicsgang its a great neo Greek tragedy, yes I am entertained, far less retarded than the Gamergate IBS Drama, because the snakenings in CG are twice a year, some one looses there Money, there fan base, and history is rewritten and Ceaser always ends up on top waiting to go after the next contender calling out the stench.

Who are the SJW's anymore are they even a threat? does any one care? CG only eats its own, the peasants must be put down.

the way I see it Patrick did everything he could for Ethan Van Scivergate like a good little cuck, and the greatest sin was calling a spade a spade .... ComicsgateTM leaves a bad taste in the mouth for Fans and creators alike, and if its manevolant Preston or a our benevolent frog king no one should have that power over a fan movement, but oh yeah it never was a fan movement, its a creator's Survival Movement.

Dale Keown is a drunk man child, he drinks himself stupid on streams, does not do work, can't manage his own affairs IE Omnibus Campaigns or a simple cover. The man has wet brain its sad. this is your Kangz drawn out of retirement to be humiliated and grifted off of ...... Creators and Pay pigs stay clear ... join the party of Ayyloggs and enjoy the tirefire in a dumpster show ... there is 2000 pages of snakenings and revisionism right here!!!

 

[Dimwitted Chicken]

Does anyone think the drama will end in shits and giggles? I like shit stirring in chats, but I'm just a dumb retard. Either way I think this is all blown way out of proportion. Ethan seems to care less about everything, because in the end he's still making money. Can't blame him for worrying about himself first.
Personally I see people coming to beat a dead horse that's only gonna get replaced. I like Dale and I never had anything bad to say about PTP, but they got trolled hard. Elon musk or not, Twitter will always be a bullshit site run by fags. Seems like rather than come to an agreement everyone is efapping and stirring the pot more. I just wanna read some damn funny books with pretty pictures and shit. All the infighting and drama is turning into Ralph shit. Drinking until someone falls out of their chair can only go on for so long. The lazy stoner, fuck it attitude gets old fast too. I just hope everything is alright in the end, most of the creators still have families to worry about.

 

[Absurdity]

Video games killed the comic book stars. What Eric is doing is the equivalent of a wind-up toy in a Happy Meal though unlike Sciverfrog it won't take 3 years to produce! Of course I judge by appearances in this case, but I'm open to be surprised if it's better than pedestrian level. I'd love to see a name change: "Isom" just sounds awkward.

 

[jspit2.0]

Honest question, Frogs putting out allot of videos about DC not 'thanking' him in there Flash movie. Is he legit believing they should give him credit for something like that?

Leaving why anyone would want to be thanked for making arguably one of the worst superhero movies ever created, what if anything does Frog imagine he or Mark Waid are owed?

The movie isn't even loyal to the terrible Geoff Johns story it is very, very loosely based off of. Ethan wasn't involved in that story by the by. Nor was Waid. They maybe helped create an idea or two, vaguely refrenced.

It circles back to this entitlement mindset. Others have documented as the liberal kiddy diddler brigade have rightfully lampooned Eric July's overpriced shitty little comic how entitled comicsgators like Cecil and company have refused to accept criticism, however valid of work.

Anyway, it strikes me as stemming from the same root problem, no one owes you anything, people have agendas. Make good work and it's like Cyberfrog criticism. Most of the Blood Honey critiques were laughable and I myself mocked Mark Brooks on here criticizing Frog's art.

 

[Absurdity]

Recognition is always valuable, especially for Sciverfrog now that all CG hype is at an all time low. Coincidently, so is the plight of all superhero movie franchises atm. Eee-hee is going to have a tougher time with the grift as the tranny wars heat up threatening his pro-LGBT stance. Even Ethan isn't bipolar enough to keep a sufficiently high spending middle ground to support his mediocrity at previous high levels.

 

[Pilule Noire]

Well chaps! Looks like the scoundrel Frog has appropriately chosen July 4th, America's most patriotic day, as his last refuge for launching the third, and hopefully final chapter of his horrible, shit comic.

He will no doubt spend all day wearing USA flag branding, shitting on Britain and trying to erase the nation's British ancestral roots, while hocking his awful 90s cyborg frog character and related merchandise.

But brace yourself for some devastating news, guys - it seems Da Frawg can't post here no more. Too fat, stupid, retarded and gay. Too much of a dumb faggot to even know where the farms even are now. The URL alone would give him a heart attack, he types all URLs manually with his index finger, one letter at a time, like it's a complex code.

But never mind him, he can fuck off - and indeed he has fucked off. Along with, it seems, all the low-IQers on here who guarded his gunt, most of whom are likely incapable of even seeing the farms at this point, same as him.

But WE can still get all excited together guys! Ooooh, how much $$$$ will he milk from his overweight loser fandom's male udders this time?!?! Money and numbers, excitement!!! I'm going to conservatively predict $400 milliion to be raised in the first ten to fifteen minutes. No wait - seconds. That'll really show those SJWs! Haha, look how rich he is now, haters! Take that, SJW comic pros!! Owned!!!

It's going to be so sweet... and yet, I've noticed some VERY ugly murmurings, from traitorous EX-FANS, about NOT backing him for one reason or another. 'Late booksssss' or 'indirectly threatening to dox people if they stop being his customers' or 'he's just a fucking fat cunt, arsehole douchebag twat' - silly little whiny baby reasons like that.

Shut up you whining babies My dear fellow Comicsgaters, this couldn't be more of a mistake!

Comicsgaters if you are reading this: SEND FROG ALL YOUR MONEY FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. It is the only way to save America! And the only way to save comics! Remember, American superhero comics by Comicsgate are the ONLY COMICS that exist.

America is the best country in the world! Comicsgate comics are the best comics in the world! Americans should just forget all about Europe, and only focus on how they are the best.

That is the best route to becoming the best - which America doesn't even need to do, because America already IS the best!

So this July 4th I say, HAIL to the American Comicsgaters, you bold adventurous pioneers!

Do NOT look back to Europe - ever! Don't EVER look back!

 

[Life is Hell...]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned on the thread yet, but a comic artist by the name of Ian McGinty apparently passed away last month.

I don't really know much about this guy aside from mostly doing work on comics for Adventure Time and Invader Zim. Along with making his own comic called Welcome to Showside.

Which even got an Animated Pilot made for it.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned on the thread yet, but a comic artist by the name of Ian McGinty apparently passed away last month.
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I don't really know much about this guy aside from mostly doing work on comics for Adventure Time and Invader Zim. Along with making his own comic called Welcome to Showside.
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Which even got an Animated Pilot made for it.

I'm sorry the artist passed away, but somehow I just cannot believe people truly like this style of art.

Maybe in a four panel web comic (with a chuckle worthy punchline) it might be tolerable but in stretches beyond that it quickly turns into an assault on the senses.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm sorry the artist passed away, but somehow I just cannot believe people truly like this style of art.

Maybe in a four panel web comic (with a chuckle worthy punchline) it might be tolerable but in stretches beyond that it quickly turns into an assault on the senses.

I'm sure drugs help.

'Cyberfrog 3: How Late This Time' just launched. $40k by 200 backers in the first 20 mins of the stream. Seems low? Only 893 viewers.

Campaign already screwed up. And look who's in chat!



EDIT: 90 mins in and it's up to $158k with 956 backers. Not sure how that tracks with his other campaigns but feels off for some reason. Backerkit says Cyberfrog2 made $318k on it's first day if I'm reading it right so maybe not.

https://www.backerkit.com/projects/ethan-van-sciver-s-cyberfrog-2-rekt-planet

EDIT2: Frog is 2 hrs into his second launch stream of the day.

9.5 hours after launch CF3 is at $245k with 1,573 backers. Seems to be underperforming versus CF2 according to Backerkit.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ethan-van-sciver-s-cyberfrog-3-red-extermination/

Ha he just said 50% of CF2 backers haven't even gotten that order yet and most said they wouldn't be backing CF3 until they did. Hows that for an excuse?

VIEWS!


Worst launch stream of all time confirmed!




EDIT3: The Next Day Edition

Overnight numbers are in and CF3 is at $286k with 1,918 backers. This is tracking well below CF2 numbers which made like $150k in the first 20 minutes (according to a launch-day post on pg 743). You sir are no Eric July. See what happens when you push Liam Grey out of your movement?

This thread is dead dead. You can judge the popularity of a pop culture thing by how many people are shitting on it and nobody cares about this stuff any more. I'm whistling past a graveyard. CF2 launched on 3-15-20 and there were three pages of posts here that day (starts way back on pg 742)


I just noticed the campaign's expected fulfilment date is December 2024. 18 months from now. I suppose that's one way to avoid being late again.

 

[Fleetwood]

Seeing as the culture war has long been known to most as a grift, with even republican politicians co-opting it's rhetoric of anti-wokeness perhaps it's time for comicsgate number one (in weight) Ethan Van Sciver to explore another avenue of lolcowdom. The mukbang. Perhaps he is trying to impress his good friend Trent Steele aka STEELEWORLDWIDE or perhaps competing with such fatties as Foodie Beauty and Niko Avacado? Whatever the reason Evan the Skiver has done a nine patty borgar eating stream. Again perhaps in the STEELEWORLDWIDE style this video is mostly music and chewing, and lasts approximately the length of the gluttony. All that weight loss and hair dye to look his approximate age on Tim Pool is gone, we now have a paunchy 60-something year old 48 year old EVS. With the cyborgfrog or whatever that diminishing returns vaporware is called, oh yeah Cyberfrog... with that thing on the decline you can expect more stunts like this to get views. Anyway...slow month for comicsgate. It's pretty dead, losing relevance to Eric July. EVS is fat, Matt Bahr is a sperg, and all of the above are too boomer to use tor and check in with us here. MOLTLIQUOR!

 

[JackoVerde]

Video games killed the comic book stars. What Eric is doing is the equivalent of a wind-up toy in a Happy Meal though unlike Sciverfrog it won't take 3 years to produce! Of course I judge by appearances in this case, but I'm open to be surprised if it's better than pedestrian level. I'd love to see a name change: "Isom" just sounds awkward.

comic book writers killed comic books.
lets look at manga which is basically the exact same thing and one single manga is almost outselling the entire comic industry, you know why?
let's say you want to read batman, where do you start.
not issue one, it was rebooted, not this issue either, it was a reboot but there's a more recent reboot. okay you find the right comic to start out with. well there's alll these cameo characters that you have to read in different comic to get more context. how has it been 80 years and batman is still in his 30s? why is character who wasn't gay before all of a sudden a massive pozzholing faggot.

let's say i want to read dragonball, where do i start?
chapter 1?
no reboots, giant retcons, or mass characterization changes for the most part
what about naruto?
chapter 1
my hero academia?
chapter 1

there's also variety, if you want to read comics. there's superhero comics, and superhero comics and more superhero comics. they also make gay superhero comics.

if you want to read manga, you got slice of life stuff, school stuff, sports stuff, drama stuff. im not really into that myself, but some people are.
you certaintly don't get this retarded shit in japan, well let me rephrase. it's not praised like gods gift to earth.

imagine if toei or toriyama released a manga in the same vein, called im not goku. where it exists to put down goku for some shitty self insert character.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

All this drama sounds extremely gay. I'm just shocked that Gary hasn't backstabbed Az yet.

 

[Felis Meanis]

I realize I'm very late with this one, but what in the actual fuck? I know I shouldn't be surprised in the slightest, but I'm actually bewildered by how much SJW-faggotry they managed to compress into one single comic book page. The only thing that's surprising is that the portrayed woman Charlotte Webber, a.k.a. the Sun-Spider, is allowed to be a white red hair. Perhaps nigging her up would be too much on the nose even for the politically correct freaks who're running the show?

This disturbing celebration for handicaps, seemingly to celebrate the very concept of "weakness" as a moral good in and of itself, is an actual fetish at this point, and it seems to go perfectly with what I've read that Friedrich Nietzsche called "slave morality". These sad, limpwristed fucks actually perceive needing a wheelchair to be equivalent with oppressed excellency. I was pondering over whether or not I should have posted this picture in the thread about pictures that makes you laugh, but I reckon this picture is far more sad and pathetic than it is funny.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

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I realize I'm very late with this one, but what in the actual fuck? I know I shouldn't be surprised in the slightest, but I'm actually bewildered by how much SJW-faggotry they managed to compress into one single comic book page. The only thing that's surprising is that the portrayed woman Charlotte Webber, a.k.a. the Sun-Spider, is allowed to be a white red hair. Perhaps nigging her up would be too much on the nose even for the politically correct freaks who're running the show?

This disturbing celebration for handicaps, seemingly to celebrate the very concept of "weakness" as a moral good in and of itself, is an actual fetish at this point, and it seems to go perfectly with what I've read that Friedrich Nietzsche called "slave morality". These sad, limpwristed fucks actually perceive needing a wheelchair to be equivalent with oppressed excellency. I was pondering over whether or not I should have posted this picture in the thread about pictures that makes you laugh, but I reckon this picture is far more sad and pathetic than it is funny.

You have no idea how bad Sun Spider gets.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

LOL, Kamen America is shadowbanned.



He seems to admit fault for promoting his future campaigns via updates, very pussy-whipped. He even posts a Vikki video screenshot as proof, probably too lazy to look it up himself.

The full update:
https://archive.is/fdjNQ

Is Tim Lim secretly back in CG? Is he breaking the TOS? Will Vikki cover this?

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

I'm sure EVS will gloat over this and keep on promoting IGG despite many of his compatriots being in the same boat.

Speaking of which, Ya Boi had a meltdown over Indy 5 flopping and went full SJW, accusing evil YouTubers like Doomcock of ageism, deleting comments and shadowbanning users, and telling everyone to do better because they're being mean to Harrison!