Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The moment I stop paying attention he comes out with a baller livestream of his own accord, what a guy.
Does anyone have the full archive? I wanna watch this mess in full.
This is gonna get me through the wagie hours.
 
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After watching him go on about buying a church bell I think the ultimate troll would purchase him one. Imagine the background is a mighty bell that he bangs at all hours of the night, making his landlord an even bigger fan of his Youtube channel
It'd probably be stolen for scrap by a tweaker ASAP making it an even better troll.
 
I'm not sure if he's talked about it on his recent streams but I saw this on Cobra's community feed. Someone made another fake Craigslist ad listing a "Happy Wand Massage" service at Cobra's address. I'm guessing that a few non-related, non-cisgendered males showed up at his house for him to react like this. It was already flagged for removal by the time I saw it and the original wasn't archived anywhere I could find. The name of the service is in the URL.

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I'm not sure if he's talked about it on his recent streams but I saw this on Cobra's community feed. Someone made another fake Craigslist ad listing a "Happy Wand Massage" service at Cobra's address. I'm guessing that a few non-related, non-cisgendered males showed up at his house for him to react like this. It was already flagged for removal by the time I saw it and the original wasn't archived anywhere I could find. The name of the service is in the URL.
I imagine a decent number were very cisgendered, just into other dudes. Imagine being some tweaker coming down off a binge and seeing a leather daddy outside of the Gothic Castle.
 
Did coobs NOT see those bugs in his BURRRR-quesa-rito? I'd like to think that he knew they were in there and he just likes eating bugs but, i think that is giving him too much credit. Any thoughts guys?
 
So that whole FourLoco stream... That isn't some pussy made drink. That's fairly potent stuff, that basically has the alcohol content of a strong Double IPA (plus a shit load of sugar). I am talking like 10-14% alcohol, and drinking 4 tallboys of that garbage would probably fuck up anyone who wasn't Andre the Giant. I am impressed he made it through 4 of them without yakking (on stream).

I have said it a million times but he's got an iron fucking stomach. I wonder if Clint at this point is just hoping Cobes just drinks himself to death so he can be rid of the burden that is his son.
 
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