"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Here is something novel that could maybe fit in MATI.
https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/138336297
Some autist on /co/ wants to commission a life size doll with bells and whistles for 500-700 dollars. The bells and whistles being a dragon dildo, milkable breasts, character AI voice box, custom clothes, large polymer ass that's detachable, all on a custom weaved doll of some OC from an ARG that's around 7 feet tall.
It's family is a group of equally disabled retards. The amounts of consumerism and blatant open ended degeneracy and mental illness in the family is crazy.
If there is a slow general segment, this pure and raw autism read can be a good giggle to talk about zoom zooms and consooming the coom.
The thread devolves into him complaining about his retarded family from the costly sex doll. He can't get a normal B-day present because he crashed 2 cars already.
 
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I made this for the Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes thread. Thought it was funny, you can show it on stream if you want.

And here's a song for Ethan Ralph leaving Cozy.TV
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
Null is live with Ralph.

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LOL no fucking way, this is incredible for so many reasons. This is unbridled kino.
33:33 Ralph says "Bring Metokur on, bring Josh on, this is the real crew in the first place nigga! All these motherfuckers [Fuentes and assorted faggots] are posers, to us."
I really have no horse in this race but I have to point out that I remember vividly Ralph saying a few months ago "Imagine if I stayed loyal to Metokur and to Gator instead of Nick and Beardson. When Metokur dies, they're done." Listen Ralph, we know you were in a tough place but we're not just gonna forget this.
 
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@Null

You didn’t get a chance to ask Ralph about Baked Alaska, but if you do get a chance then I’d like to hear more. If Fuentes did actually sell Baked off to the Feds and it’s the inverse of what everyone thought happened I’d be interested.

It sounds like Nick is basically just leading a Honeypot for the Feds full of homosexuals who do gayops. Ralph was supposed to br his plausible deniability, but fucked up ang interacted with Ralph way too much for that to work.
 
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Cornfed said:
So if Ralph is Judas, and sold America First for 30 pieces of silver to Null does that mean that 3 days Jim is going to rise from the grave?
I mean you even have Faith as the whore of the story, and May as the donkey in the manger.
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Ralph is like the woman caught in adultery
Null is like Jesus saying "Let he who is without cringe throw the first stone" and "go forth, and leave your life of cringe".
 
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Fëanor Curufinwë said:
The stream was ok but I just wish Ralph would shut up for a minute.
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I completely agree. About halfway through and I have to play it on 1.5x because Ralph just never shuts up. Still big props to him for being able to sit down and have a civil "conversation" with Josh, I really didn't think he was capable of this, (Ralph said he would let Josh lead the interview in the beginning but that just fell apart because he wouldn't shut up) and big props to Josh for having the patience to sit through Ralph repeating himself over and over, saying "One second" as another superberry comes in, repeat ad infinitum. Contrast this to someone like Fatrick Tomlinson who has never once admitted that the people making fun of him deserve anything less than a bullet in the brain.

Then again, Ralph makes money from drama and Fatrick just seethes on twitter, so. At this point I hope Ralph stops larping about his retarded concept of "Loyalty" and starts using his brain to think about things logically. If he apologized to people for flagging them, I believe it would go a long way to building up his credibility once again. Curious to hear Josh's thoughts on today's mati.
 
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"I think I'll make more money after this, don't your agree Josh?"

Several solid beats of silence before Null deflects to a reference I don't get of someone streaming from parking lots in Florida.

Bravo Null, I don't know how your had a tongue after that Stream, you must of been biting it so hard. Sorry your couldn't get info on who's doing the swatting, I was legit cheering you when you tried to get that info out of him.
 
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Sneeds said:
I’m at work and was looking at the mati thread, I saw that people were saying “Null and Gunt are talking on stream”. I thought it was a joke, until I went to the featured thread and looked for the archive. I was shocked and I thought it would be a cold day in hell until Gunt and Jersh talked to each other again. But I was wrong, It’s very interesting and I’m listening to the archive right now.
Also seeing a bridgetfag being in AF is surprising and not surprising at the same time
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Guilty gear fans are the reason I hate guilty gear. I go out of my way to bully Bridget players.
 
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KingCobraJFS was the subject of a documentary this past week by a Youtuber named YourFavoriteSong who's copping the iDubbbz "Full Force" documentary format about a lolcow Youtuber. The highlight was Cobra's drunk rendition of "Hurt" by Johnny Cash at karaoke.

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KingCobraJFS Sings Hurt by Johnny Cash
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