August 8th review

[PetiteFeet]

Yeah he isn’t great looking but he’s an average if slightly nerdy looking guy.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This is a teaser for a very underwhelming result that I assume we'll find out by this time next week. Hell, we may not even know much in way of specifics due to a seal, but if Chris doesn't appear online within a month that really might be it for his internet access for a good while.

With the recent retard videoing him, I do feel it's only a matter of time before an even bigger faggot tries to engage with him on camera due to the "content desert" they are feeling– If internet access truly is yanked from him due to his living situation. I'm betting he got that deferred deposition with little issue and his new situation is seen as removing a general community nuisance from his biggest enablers.

The case being sealed means we'll only learn so much, hell we might not even get to know the exact details of his probation and the terms that have been set for it.

As for restricting his internet access? Well it's obvious when he was a suspect in custody of a criminal charge he'd be given no internet acsess. But now that that's no longer the case the courts can't technically bar Chris from using the internet. The most they can do is advise him stay off it maybe make a term in his probation but really if they did I'm guessing they did so not for Chris's sake but their own.

 

[Hepativore]

The fact that it is taking a bit for the Chris' case to be updated online does make me wonder if it means that he is being transferred to a different home in the aftermath of being convicted of a sex crime...or even that it is going to trial as they have to look for an opening to schedule a trial date.

I honestly doubt the latter, but if it was a simple dismissal, would it not have been updated by now?

 

[Enwardo]

No matter how much of a nasty person Barbara was, nobody deserves to go through what Barbara went through. I hope Chris never gets out of jail and rots in hell.

Chris has effectively been out of jail for quite a while

 

[Stupidface]

The case being sealed means we'll only learn so much, hell we might not even get to know the exact details of his probation and the terms that have been set for it.

As for restricting his internet access? Well it's obvious when he was a suspect in custody of a criminal charge he'd be given no internet acsess. But now that that's no longer the case the courts can't technically bar Chris from using the internet. The most they can do is advise him stay off it maybe make a term in his probation but really if they did I'm guessing they did so not for Chris's sake but their own.

Exactly.

Oh I don't mean like a legally imposed restriction; that's been addressed to death as bring highly unlikely to ever be considered for Chris. I mean to imply he will struggle to access it due to living in a controlled environment long-term, like remaining in the group home due to the agreement or whatever the case. Also, no access to things like a computer, makes it markedly more difficult.

So a hacker gets into Chris's Pokemon Go account and only his Pokemon Go account, 2 years after his arrest, before anyone else - and they just use it to play the game? It's either that or they discovered it earlier, then for some reason waited until yesterday/today specifically to access it - yet even if they did that to troll, they somehow knew not to access it during the time we thought Chris was bonded out?

I'm not buying it, I think it's Chris.

I definitely believe it is Chris. His Switch account was also online after the review, which is pretty much impossible to be anyone else due the required physical console.
However, good reminder that significantly earlier into him being in jail, all his notable social media were compromised by somebody. He's potentially locked out and will be forced to create new accounts, if he's able to. I could buy Pokémon Go being compromised but not now, rather, back when everything else was.

 

[repentance]

The fact that it is taking a bit for the Chris' case to be updated online does make me wonder if it means that he is being transferred to a different home in the aftermath of being convicted of a sex crime...or even that it is going to trial as they have to look for an opening to schedule a trial date.

I honestly doubt the latter, but if it was a simple dismissal, would it not have been updated by now?

If he met all of the conditions of his deferred disposition, then he won't have a conviction for a sex crime as no conviction will be recorded. If he didn't, then there will be no trial as Chris waived his right to a trial and the court will just record a conviction and sentence him.

This isn't a "simple dismissal". The judge will be careful in writing the final order and run it by both lawyers to make it effectively "appeal proof". Chris's lawyer may also seek to have everything related to the case remain under seal.

 

[themarchivist2]

His Switch account was also online after the review, which is pretty much impossible to be anyone else due the required physical console.

So it's confirmed. Chris has been active on his original Nintendo Switch account, which is literally only possible if you have the original console.

Chris is free.

 

[ASeabear8952]

He’s now online on his Switch. Unless this is a super elaborate troll, we just may have a free Chris.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo#Nintendo_Switch

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After:


EDIT: Sniped LOL

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

If you could mind control Chris at a young age and have him go on a bodybuilder exercise regimen and a healthy diet, he would end up looking fairly attractive. He’s not one of those cursed with a fugly face. If you also mind controlled him to behave like a charismatic non-needy man his mind controlled body would end up slaying a decent amount of white pussy that belonged to women his age, even some who legitimately have boyfriends. On the inside he’d still technically be a virgin with rage because it wouldn’t be his True Self being validated but his body would be having consensual contact with cis women who aren’t geriatric.

I mean he isn’t, Chris has a fairly normal looking face and I’ve shown him before to people who don’t know who he is and they said he looks like a normal guy. It’s just his years of terrible hygiene, lack of any fashion sense or attempts to improve himself has definitely not helped.

there are pictures of young Chris where he looks normal, though when you’re exposed to video footage and if you were there to see him in person (even without him talking) you would notice this stiffness in his facial expressions and also other autistic mannerisms. I can spot autists in the wild fairly well. Governor Ron DeSantis of FL is someone who also comes off as light level autistic, not nearly as bad as Chris but you can notice that he’s robotic in his behavior.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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I never realized what a handsome feller Chris is
He'd look incredibly normal and even decent in all of these if he wasn't making that "nobody taught me how to smile" face
Look at the last one, it's the only one he's not pulling a face in and its evident he's not a bad looking guy, give him a haircut that doesn't look like a barcode and he might attract a mate

Say what you will, Chris has good genetics, we've seen Bob and Barb in their yough and they looked good too
It's just that an inability to look after himself and years of bodily harm via fast food and muscular atrophy took all that away

 

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Chris is free.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If you could mind control Chris at a young age and have him go on a bodybuilder exercise regimen and a healthy diet, he would end up looking fairly attractive. He’s not one of those cursed with a fugly face. If you also mind controlled him to behave like a charismatic non-needy man his mind controlled body would end up slaying a decent amount of white pussy that belonged to women his age, even some who legitimately have boyfriends. On the inside he’d still technically be a virgin with rage because it wouldn’t be his True Self being validated but his body would be having consensual contact with cis women who aren’t geriatric.

I wonder what the 'best Chris' outcome would have been. As in, there's an alternate universe theory where in one of them, you are the best version of you that you could have ever hoped to be. Even if he'd worked out, got his boyfriend-free girl, and got therapy to be less of a sperg, there's only so much you can do with someone. He'd still be him, on some level, even if it's just a less angry one, confused that the world doesn't understand him.

Or, a more horrifying alternative, what would the worst Chris be if our world isn't it?

 

[WelperHelper99]

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So it's confirmed. Chris has been active on his original Nintendo Switch account, which is literally only possible if you have the original console.

Chris is free.

Repeat, a wild sonichu is loose! Out of the cage!

Hide yo mothers fam

 

[Saint Agustin]

Megan clearly was a bit socially Inept herself, she was probably autistic herself and maybe found solace in. I don’t know what if If anything she really got out of that relationship but clearly it was probably built on money and sympathy. I do genuinely believe she actually ‘liked’ Chris (yeah nuts right) for his strange sonic recolor’s and specifically obsession with transformers and found solidarity with him.

It was only after Shecameforcwc.jpg that Megan realised he was a sick fuck and never wanted more to do with him. I do wonder what’s she’s doing now sometimes, 10 years ago someone found her account and I wonder what she’s up to now. Probably doing better without Chris imao.

I never realized what a handsome feller Chris is
He'd look incredibly normal and even decent in all of these if he wasn't making that "nobody taught me how to smile" face
Look at the last one, it's the only one he's not pulling a face in and its evident he's not a bad looking guy, give him a haircut that doesn't look like a barcode and he might attract a mate

Say what you will, Chris has good genetics, we've seen Bob and Barb in their yough and they looked good too
It's just that an inability to look after himself and years of bodily harm via fast food and muscular atrophy took all that away

Someone (I need to find it again) did an AI image on how Chris will look if he did exercise and lose weight.

Dude was incredible handsome and would have no issue fulfilling his Love Quest.

In a parallel universe Chris, autistic as he is, probably slays puss left and right.

 

[thegooddoctor]

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Legitimately the best Chris has ever looked. If he had just kept this appearance through the rest of his life he almost certainly could have scored some actual China.

 

[Slug]

It is truly hilarious to me that even after this entire shitstorm, Chris' first and only instinct upon regaining his freedom is to play Pokémon. There is nothing before or after, there is nothing above or below, there is only Pokémon.

 

[PhoBingas]

I honestly doubt the latter, but if it was a simple dismissal, would it not have been updated by now?

Who knows? Maybe some clown just hasn't hit the update button yet? It's semi-rural Virginia, so I wouldn't put it passed the boomer staff to just not click the button needed to update his shit.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

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Legitimately the best Chris has ever looked. If he had just kept this appearance through the rest of his life he almost certainly could have scored some actual China.

Nah, Rollin' and Trollin' Chris for sure.

The goatee was a good look for him. Makes him look slightly less like an overgrown baby.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Chris' problem was never looks, in pics he's normie enough. In video, he's clearly autistic, and women despise autistic men unless they're very good looking.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I wonder what the 'best Chris' outcome would have been. As in, there's an alternate universe theory where in one of them, you are the best version of you that you could have ever hoped to be. Even if he'd worked out, got his boyfriend-free girl, and got therapy to be less of a sperg, there's only so much you can do with someone. He'd still be him, on some level, even if it's just a less angry one, confused that the world doesn't understand him.

Or, a more horrifying alternative, what would the worst Chris be if our world isn't it?

I'm like 100% sure Chris would have still been Chris basically if he hadn't been discovered by the web. Plenty of the weird shit he's known for predates his 4chan discovery or is shit that no one told him to do. The only thing that might have changed is that he probably wouldn't believe in the dimensional merge or any of the weird shit happening in CWCville.

Actually I think without being discovered by the web there's a good chance Chris would have become like Alex Missman and driven Sonchu into a crowd of people as revenge for the universe not furnishing him a boyfriend free girl. Watch Alex's interrogation tape and tell me you couldn't see Chris swapped in.