Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

Right, but what if you claim you will suicide if someone misgenders you and then they do it anyway?

Every cell in your body explodes.

 

[Nick Obre]

Right, but what if you claim you will suicide if someone misgenders you and then they do it anyway?

just calling your bluff

and you ARE bluffing

 

[Jacques1194]

Right, but what if you claim you will suicide if someone misgenders you and then they do it anyway?

Well if i was an entitled narcissist like these people then i'd probably sue them since i know the MSM and the democratic party have my back.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Oh no, 30. Life is over!!!!! Might as well move into a care home.

Some of these people might be happier if they stopped looking for a negative in everything, 30 isn't old. They're all commie doomers.

Although I definitely find it funny that he is basically shitting on any tranny who didn't transition as a pre-teen. LMAO. Not surprised they hated that post.

only a pedophile would be concerned about becoming 30 and how it isn't 15 anymore like the little kids they aspire to fuck.
for others, getting older finally unlocks opportunities you didn't have before, and i don't mean senior benefits because 30 isn't old enough to qualify for that.
you can't even get senior brunch benefits at 30 but this tranny's life is over because he's a scene pedo that isn't "cute" anymore.
a lifestyle that drinks and fucks usually never thinks about the future, they just end up in the future and bottom out when they realize they're over 25.
omg near 20 omg not 30!!!!!!!!

in the movie "another gay movie" a kid walks into a gay bar and a twin pair of pedos ask him "how old are you?"
and the kid says "seventeeeeeen." with a smirk thinking he's smart for getting in underage at the bar.
but then the pedo rolls his eyes and says. "sorry kid, you're waaay past your prime." and snaps his fingers, turning away because even seventeen was "waaaay too old" for a pedo.
and that movie was made in 2006.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Jesus these people are such drama queens.If i was ever misgendered by someone my first thought wouldn't be to make the jump to suicide.How exactly can these people survive in this world when even words can hurt their feelings?

At the same time these people happily mutilate their genitals.

You can cut their penis off but don't you dare to misgender them because that hurts.

 

[Prime Tony]

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>Girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl
I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Another one of these. It seems to be typical.

 

[behindyourightnow]

A small collection of young women and girls who have had all their mental health problems solved by embracing their true gender:

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Tw: mentions of sh, sewerslide
Just depressed in general but my dysphoria keeps getting worse. I keep having dreams about trying to hurt/end myself. I keep feeling worse and worse. I’m pre-t and I’m fat, I also have Latino genes so my body is very curved and shit. I hate myself I hate everything. I just want to cry. I relapsed in sh after being clean for 2 years. I just hate everything. The most I can do is wallow in self pity and play cookie run and genshin impact all day. I feel like an utter waste of a human being. My dysphoria is hitting me like a bus and it makes me want to scream. I hate this fucking feeling I hate it so fucking much. I have no insurance so I don’t even have a therapist. Im fucking 15 and I just want T I want top surgery. I want to feel okay in my body but I just can’t. I feel like im broken, like im fundamentally flawed. Like im a piece of garbage. I don’t know what to do.im so fucking sad and I don’t know how to get out of this depressed funk. Please, any advice is appreciated.

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I know I wouldn't be quite this overwhelmed if I wasn't already exhausted. But I can't calm down enough to sleep.
My head is spinning with all the things wrong with my body and its giving me nausea. I'm unhappy with my body fat, skeletal structure, lack of muscles, weight distribution, the downstairs, everything.
After being closeted for a decade for my safety, I just started taking baby steps towards transitioning (literally baby steps, got my first masc haircut today). But it just makes my ideal body seem so much less attainable.
Any kind comments, commiseration, or advice welcome.

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Hooked up with someone I've been hooking up with for years and something they said triggered my dysphoria. Sex is just dysphoria inducing and every time I try to give it a chance, I'm reminded that it's shitty, not fulfilling and a reminder that I'm not cis.
The cis men near me have no interest in trans men who are tops or who don't want focus on their genitalia. Other trans men around here are usually looking for only cis guys and trans women are only interested in topping except for cis men. It's demoralizing and dysphoria inducing. No, I don't think I'm owed a relationship, sex, whatever. I'm just observing a pattern. We're not seen as men and it's just so blatantly obvious. Sex has never been pleasurable for me and I hate it every time. I'm better off accepting there's no future in my intimate life and just becoming recluse.

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Been in a funk recently. Feels like the cis people around me are bumbling through different relationships, casual and serious. As a passing man, I see the way girls change their vibe with me once I come out to them. I become friendzoned pretty instantly. Obviously, I don’t expect everyone to see themselves with a trans person but mentally, it’s hard to see someone’s attraction literally turn off like that.
Being passing has also, unfortunately, made me comparable to cis men. I know my height, for example, seems to be a turn off. I feel like I’m being held to standards I can’t keep up with it, and not experiencing the kind of cool and fun dating life I was hoping to have now that I am further in my transition, and finally feeling good about myself.
I’ll shake this off but needed to get it off my chest. I don’t live in the most queer friendly country, and live in a pretty small city by international standards. Moments like these make me want to leave.

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I almost laugh when guys complain about being 5'6", I'm only 5'1"... And I'm trans. Women online constantly drone on about height, men drone on about height, and even studies should that women care about height (quite a bit). It sounds like height isn't even a preference, rather a requirement. Add that with having no dick, I feel like I'm a fucking joke. I'm the embodiment of a dickless manlet.
I know this sounds like some incel/doomer shit, but I'm 19 and I feel like my love life is over before it even started. I'm constantly hearing story after story of 5'8" men being rejected because they're too short. And whenever women try to reassure men they say things like "I do like dating men who are taller than me, but I'm 5'3", so that's not exactly a challenge for anybody." It just feels I lost before I even got to fight. Height = better.
Shorter men get paid less, shorter men have higher suicide rates, shorter men are more likely to be single by 30, shorter men are more likely to suffer from depression, now add all this shit in with being trans and I feel like I'm completely fucked beyond hope.
I've been trying to fake confidence but after hearing about short men who are taller than me being mocked, belittled, and laughed at by women, it all really knocked the wind out of my sails. And it kills me because I don't have any strong physical preference for women, I love tall women, short women, skinny women, big woman, feminine woman, masculine woman, etc. In a childish way I feel like screaming "it's not fair!" However, I'm too chickenshit to even ask a woman out in fear of being looked at with mockery or disgust. So I can't even be bitter about rejection, I haven't even been rejected. I'm a whole ass mess rn.
Excuse my first world problem vent, it's 5am and I'm just feeling depressed more than usual. Just been doomscrolling about short men. (I'll try to fix any typos I see)
ETA: I've already tried several different therapists, and none of them really helped at all.
EDIT 2: Wow, I just woke up and wasn't expecting all these warm comments. Thank you all, I'm still reading them. I really appreciate the kindness.

Don't worry ladies, I am sure the cure to all these mental health struggles is just around the corner. You just need one more round of "gender affirming care" and you will finally feel good, as promised.


This one is both hilarious and tragic. "I just feel so silly that I imagined I’m unclockably a 5’2 24 year old cis man who looks 14":

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First off I need to make clear that my dad has always been super supportive, didn’t say anything when he accidentally found me out (stayed silent for two years until I came out), helping pay for surgery etc. I’m absolutely stealth in general, only people who knew me pre-transition know and I avoid mentioning transition stuff to them.
Anyway I was discussing surgery with my dad and how I need to figure out how to get time off work for surgery without telling anyone at work and he said they probably all know. I know he didn’t mean anything bad by saying it but now i feel so conscious that everyone knows I’m trans and just don’t say anything. It’s not like I’m necessarily embarrassed by being trans I just feel so silly that I imagined I’m unclockably a 5’2 24 year old cis man who looks 14.

Even the reaction is stereotypically feminine. An MtF would not have had a "confidence crisis," he would simply have posted online about his dad being a transphobe and threatened to kill him.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Right, but what if you claim you will suicide if someone misgenders you and then they do it anyway?

Duh, the correct answer is to hide in a bathroom stall, sob then run to Reddit and tell everyone.

 

[ThicClaw]

Another one of these. It seems to be typical.

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Broken records. Almost anything any of them post are copypastas at this point.

Also love they think women say "dress full fem" and all it takes to be a woman is skirts and makeup.

 

[batteredpancakes]

"Stealth" TiF does muay thai and her packer falls out onto the floor during practice. Training partner sees it and is confused. She attempts to pass it off as a type of guard.

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Packer fell out. Need advice.

Well, shit. I'm completely stealth and I train muay thai. Today during pad work I kicked and my packer fell. My pad holder is a friend and was visibly confused. I picked it up and went to the bathroom, fixed it. Came back and laughed it off. I told him it was a shock absorber you place over your normal bits in lieu of a cup.

Does that sound even remotely believable? I'm so embarrassed but I tried not to let him see how it shook me. I won't bring it up again but I'm scared he will tell others.

Poor bastard probably thinks it's some kind of sex toy.

A commenter also has a story of when her packer fell out during a pizza delivery in front of the customer.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"Stealth" TiF does muay thai and her packer falls out onto the floor during practice. Training partner sees it and is confused. She attempts to pass it off as a type of guard.
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How do we get this post framed?

 

[disorder in a system]

"Stealth" TiF does muay thai and her packer falls out onto the floor during practice. Training partner sees it and is confused. She attempts to pass it off as a type of guard.
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Packer fell out. Need advice.

Well, shit. I'm completely stealth and I train muay thai. Today during pad work I kicked and my packer fell. My pad holder is a friend and was visibly confused. I picked it up and went to the bathroom, fixed it. Came back and laughed it off. I told him it was a shock absorber you place over your normal bits in lieu of a cup.

Does that sound even remotely believable? I'm so embarrassed but I tried not to let him see how it shook me. I won't bring it up again but I'm scared he will tell others.

Poor bastard probably thinks it's some kind of sex toy.

A commenter also has a story of when her packer fell out during a pizza delivery in front of the customer.

i'M COMpletElY sTeAlTh means she's 5'3", frog voiced, balding, with huge hips.

 

[George Floyd]

only a pedophile would be concerned about becoming 30 and how it isn't 15 anymore like the little kids they aspire to fuck.

At 30 the hormonal development of the body is irreversibly complete and it is no longer possible to physically and convincingly feminize any part of the body anymore, with any amount of hormone therapy or surgical interventions. That's what he means and it's not hard to figure out.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

>tfw your existence as a man above the height of 5'9" mogs pooners' so hard it makes them suicidal

 

[Power Appreciator]

"Stealth" TiF does muay thai and her packer falls out onto the floor during practice. Training partner sees it and is confused. She attempts to pass it off as a type of guard.
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Packer fell out. Need advice.

Well, shit. I'm completely stealth and I train muay thai. Today during pad work I kicked and my packer fell. My pad holder is a friend and was visibly confused. I picked it up and went to the bathroom, fixed it. Came back and laughed it off. I told him it was a shock absorber you place over your normal bits in lieu of a cup.

Does that sound even remotely believable? I'm so embarrassed but I tried not to let him see how it shook me. I won't bring it up again but I'm scared he will tell others.

Poor bastard probably thinks it's some kind of sex toy.

A commenter also has a story of when her packer fell out during a pizza delivery in front of the customer.

The chance that you can practice muay thai with a woman and not notice it's a woman is literally zero. I have held pads for both children and women, and the latter are much weaker than 12 years old boys

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

One thing I've come to a conclusion on, just based on reading this thread a bunch. Is it really wise to shit on the Truscum people? Or gender critical trannies? People that know they're mentally ill, basically. I feel like the more people attack, the more it pushes them towards the crazier trannies. They're still batshit but the kind of batshit that's at least somewhat aware. Or am I over thinking it?

 

[Procrastinhater]

"Stealth" TiF does muay thai and her packer falls out onto the floor during practice. Training partner sees it and is confused. She attempts to pass it off as a type of guard.
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Packer fell out. Need advice.

Well, shit. I'm completely stealth and I train muay thai. Today during pad work I kicked and my packer fell. My pad holder is a friend and was visibly confused. I picked it up and went to the bathroom, fixed it. Came back and laughed it off. I told him it was a shock absorber you place over your normal bits in lieu of a cup.

Does that sound even remotely believable? I'm so embarrassed but I tried not to let him see how it shook me. I won't bring it up again but I'm scared he will tell others.

Poor bastard probably thinks it's some kind of sex toy.

A commenter also has a story of when her packer fell out during a pizza delivery in front of the customer.

I love some of the comments
"I'm sure a lot of guys wear packers"
"Plenty of guys stuff socks down their pants"

I don't know what the fuck kind of guys these Pooners know.

As for the pizza delivering Pooner, if I ordered a Pizza and a fucking Pooner turned up with it and their fake dick dropped out on the doorstep, I'm not taking that Pizza. I'm not paying for it. I'm gonna phone the Pizza place and complain and never eat there again.
I'm not having a fucking Fujo handle my food.
I don't think that's unreasonable, even if it's in a box.
Not a fucking chance.

 

[George Floyd]

I had to look up what a packer is and I hate everyone who contributed to me having done so

 

[Susanna]

As for the pizza delivering Pooner, if I ordered a Pizza and a fucking Pooner turned up with it and their fake dick dropped out on the doorstep, I'm not taking that Pizza. I'm not paying for it. I'm gonna phone the Pizza place and complain and never eat there again.
I'm not having a fucking Fujo handle my food.
I don't think that's unreasonable, even if it's in a box.
Not a fucking chance.

I’m surprised they’d have women working in pizza delivery in the first place. It’s a genuinely dangerous job.