💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

Good heavens, Jack is a brain-injured dullard. And a total cocksucker for anything remotely resemblant of flattery, which makes him even more of a giggly sissy girl.

His incompetence that leads him to 'like' sarcastic comments (while being blind to the fact that they're actually poking fun at him) is nothing new, but this^^ one really takes the cake. Apparently, he didn't notice the pfp or the 'bestbudz' username, the latter being significant in the context of his ending his YouTube livechat. What a dope.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Apparently, he didn't notice the pfp or the 'bestbudz' username, the latter being significant in the context of his ending his YouTube livechat

Can you summarize this bit of lore? I haven't heard about that before

 

[beautiful person]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5aokRDxQfys

Lmao, Rob is such a G!

Btw, who tf is this faggot?

Unless I'm missing some sort of sarcasm, which is a distinct possibility.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao, Rob is such a G!

Rob=Gigachad.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Good heavens, Jack is a brain-injured dullard. And a total cocksucker for anything remotely resemblant of flattery, which makes him even more of a giggly sissy girl.

His incompetence that leads him to 'like' sarcastic comments (while being blind to the fact that they're actually poking fun at him) is nothing new, but this^^ one really takes the cake. Apparently, he didn't notice the pfp or the 'bestbudz' username, the latter being significant in the context of his ending his YouTube livechat. What a dope.

According to Jack, Live streams with Jack are supposedly coming back in the autumn.

I sincerely doubt that this will actually happen. And if it does, it will be for one spite episode,

 

[make_it_so]

He's constantly bitching about fake meat. That's his topic of the week it appears. Hurrr durrr sustainability badddd.

Just because a lolcow is distrubed by the prospect of something doesn't mean it's not a big deal or dosen't exist.

Lab-grown meat has nothing to do with "sustainability" outside of that's the excuse VC oligarchs are giving to governments in order to justify regulating the cattle/livestock industry out of existence so that their own lab-grown slop is the only viable market alternative in the IRL cyberpunk dystopia these fuckers keep wanting to bring upon the rest of us.

But other than that, Jack is an idiot for fretting about it right now since most of this shit hasn't been able to be rolled out yet (and given the end of the easy VC funny money, hopefully it will never be rolled out).

 

[ZipDisk]

$17 is Jack's "too expensive" trigger. Since Tammy no longer allows him to burn himself in the kitchen, it's fun to watch for it.

He always makes the shit pants face when he sees something he wants is more than $17.

Rob is partying hard. Kindergarten grade instructional he knows Jack WILL NOT HEED.

"No thinking involved."

So, Rob owes us two videos, a Mcdonalds trip, and whatever is on page 37 of Jack's book.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Can you summarize this bit of lore? I haven't heard about that before

Between 2019 and 2021 Jack did live streams. The first few of these were for paid channel members, but Jack only got one or two paypiggies so he opened them up to the public later. Chat attracted a lot of trolls so he enlisted some of his simps as mods, but they weren't always available. At some point, Best Budz, a more subtle troll, managed to get the wrench. The last livestream Jack ever did was especially troll-infested and Jack was getting combative. Best Budz told Jack that he was "making the viewers uncomfortable", at which point either he or one of the other mods banned Best Budz. Chat got unruly after this, so Jack ended the stream in a huff and has yet to do another one. Supposedly he's starting them up again next month, but we'll see.

Here's a link to the last live stream. It goes off the rails at 1:14:15 but the whole stream is mostly Jack getting trolled and only belatedly realizing it.

 

[ZipDisk]

The names were fantastic, don't just watch the video, pop it out and read the live chat. I've mentioned it before but my favorite part of the chats were the kamikaze users who would ask him for a ghost story. He'd make the shitpants face and ban them.

It's also fun to see him tell people to take care of their health and not eat those demon vegetables.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Btw, who tf is this faggot?

Unless I'm missing some sort of sarcasm, which is a distinct possibility.

It's sarcasm, that account is a troll.

The names were fantastic, don't just watch the video, pop it out and read the live chat. I've mentioned it before but my favorite part of the chats were the kamikaze users who would ask him for a ghost story. He'd make the shitpants face and ban them.

It's also fun to see him tell people to take care of their health and not eat those demon vegetables.

Unfortunately a lot of the chat trolls were banned and no longer show up, but yeah, the best parts of those livestreams were when Jack would get halfway through a chat then make the flat face. It was so funny when Jack would read chats asking if he's listened to Pink Chicken & the Lazy Man.

 

[ZipDisk]

I found it particularly funny when he was tricked into giving them "shoutouts" while he was actively DMCA'ing them.
He loves Tom and Michelle, but he's NEVER HEARD OF PCLM.

 

[Tiresome]

"Let's do a little educational video for those who need a little educating." - Rob

Jack will never even bother to notice, but continues to be effortlessly trolled by the master.

 

[beautiful person]

Jack will never even bother to notice, but continues to be effortlessly trolled by the master.

I keep wondering when Jack will catch on and flip out on Rob or just outright block him. Maybe he really is too slow to notice the obvious.

It's sarcasm, that account is a troll.

The joke could've been executed better imo.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Jack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

Jack loves nothing more than the bone. He loves getting boned.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkEmPa1yp3oJack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

well it is jack and we've proven time and time again he is retard

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkEmPa1yp3oJack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

This conspiracy theorist arc is shaping up to be a good one. Jack's general idiocy and reactionary worldview is combining with his narcissism, making it so he is impervious to being corrected or admitting he is wrong. I hope we get treated to JOTG videos where he frantically asks servers if their meat is fake or not.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Jack loves nothing more than the bone. He loves getting boned.

That explains the extremely effeminate basketball american soyjacking in the thumbnail! I was wondering what the connection was.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That explains the extremely effeminate basketball american soyjacking in the thumbnail! I was wondering what the connection was.

Personally I thought Jack was getting into eating dark meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He doesn't even know what he's angry about. His sources are TikTok videos made by complete retards who insist the shitty meat they are getting from Walmart is fake because it shreds when you defrost it or soak it in vinegar. Other people on the Facebook thread are trying to calm him down with facts and evidence, but Jack refuses to hear any of it.

It was like years ago when people discovered that Breyers "Frozen Dessert" a.k.a. Low Fat frozen stuff that looks like ice cream wasn't melting. Except it was melting but due to the all the crap they pump into it to make it low fat the structure remained.

Jagoff is just afraid that the gubmint is going to take away his juicy meats.

Btw, who tf is this faggot?

Unless I'm missing some sort of sarcasm, which is a distinct possibility.

I don't know if they're a Kiwi or not but the name is the same as somebody who uploads vids related to the cows we discuss on this site. Here's his Youtube site: https://www.youtube.com/@FrancoisTremblay

It's loaded with Jagoff Scalfatty stuff and this little bit of lore from the Maradonia movie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkEmPa1yp3oJack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

To be fair to Jagoff here, a grinder is a good little investment if you plan on grinding a lot of meat. You buy the cuts at Costco or whatever butcher shop you want and you'll have all the ground meat that you want. Best way to make burgers, meatloaf and other things like that. You know exactly what you're getting this way.

But his reasons for it are retarded.