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Millennials Love Anal Sex More Than We Thought​

Millennials love Disney movies and ending their texts with “lol”. Oh, and they love anal.

A new survey from the queer woman and nonbinary-focused dating HER, highlights that bottom play is top of mind for queer millennials. HER’s ANALysis determined that half of their survey respondents tried anal play/sex (51.4%), with 30.5% of queer folks actively engaging in anal acts. A deeper diver by generation showed that millennials were regularly participating in anal activity over other age groups.

Further research showed that an overwhelming 81.3% of respondents tried anal fingering, with 44.8% stating that fingering was the most pleasurable act. We just recommend you properly stretch your fingers first before engaging in serious activity.

But that’s not all anal fans are doing. 55.3% have either tried or regularly partake in rimming, or analingus, if you will. Others are taking matters into their own hands, or toys, with 30.8% stating that they’ve tried pegging.

However, there seems to be a top shortage. 56.9% of respondents stated that they had never attempted being a penetrative partner and only 14.8% of survey takers said that they’re actually givers.

When you consider that survey takers who gave bottoming a go were 48% more likely to orgasm than folks who were only working with digits and fingering, you’d imagine more people would conduct booty business. Granted, some respondents did state that they stay away from anal activities due to pain (28.6%) or poop (51.7%).

But a healthy diet rich in fiber, douching (if it’s needed), plenty of lubricant, and tons of patience can turn stress and mess into pleasure and peace of mind. Influencers like The Bottom’s Digest and Dr. Carlton have plenty to say on the topic, but you can also turn to HER’s “sexperts” for more info on how to make your next trip to “Peach PoundTown” perfect.

Ease your way into the rest of HER’s anal play findings here.
 
Are you talking about the authentic stuff with fish sauce and all that jazz? Cuz that's the kind I'm talking about. It's fucking rank.

Sauerkraut is good though.
We'll have to agree to disagree because I think it smells and tastes amazing. Sauerkraut is good too, but for me it's always second to kimchi.
 
Yah, I think it's a bit hypocritical that some guy who probably eats goyslop all day would make such an argument about gut flora.
You've been beating around the bush nonstop to avoid adressing the fact that regular enemas in any form are bad for gut flora.
 
After several years of sodomy, most homosexuals lose control of that orifice, and they have to wear adult diapers for the rest of their lives. It's disgusting, it's the result of engaging in unnatural acts, and it is something we should NEVER be subjecting our wives to.
 
You've been beating around the bush nonstop to avoid adressing the fact that regular enemas in any form are bad for gut flora.
It's less beating around the bush and more trying to be as annoying as humanly possible. You didn't think I was taking this seriously surely? Haha.

You haven't even defined what "regularly" means.
 
This is one of the dark trends seen in porn. Where anal became almost a requirement in the late 90s and early 00s. It was pushed and pushed hard for some reason. Even and especially in plain straight porn and erotic stuff. Even still, I don't buy these numbers for a number of reasons only partly including that its self-claimed. Don't forget there is pressure within younger social groups to not just inflate letter people numbers, but also make them feel more "normal" which included accepting, at least publicly, stuff like anal sex as perfectly "normal" and "valid" etc.

Anal is so fucking gross and ruinous. So much stuff was ruined because of that bullshit. It spread even into art and hentai.
 
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Vagina: take panties off, play with it, lick it, fuck it, do whatever
Ass: need to change your diet to high fibre bullshit, still need to blast water up your ass, need to take poppers, molly or other uppers so it doesnt hurt, requires a ridiculous amount of industrial grade lubricant: till causes tearing, abscesses, loss of control over the rectal muscle and maybe even a fucking prolapse, you still get shit on your dick and smell ass

Dont get the obsession with anal
 
i mean millennials have been getting fucked in the ass their entire adult lives, what else is new
 
It's less beating around the bush and more trying to be as annoying as humanly possible. You didn't think I was taking this seriously surely? Haha.
Not really, you've admited in other threads you're a sodomite so I know you're trying to justify your lifestyle.
 
As a godless and amoral millennial bastard, I resent this statement. Not all of us are buttfucking degenerates, some of us are hopeless incels.
I don't think you have to be a Bible-thumping religious fundamentalist to see the wisdom in ideas like "hey, maybe don't stick your dick where poop comes from".
 
I don't think you have to be a Bible-thumping religious fundamentalist to see the wisdom in ideas like "hey, maybe don't stick your dick where poop comes from".
Considering some of the sluts you can find on Tinder or even Grindr if that's your thing, you'd think that poop would be the least of one's worries.
 
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