Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kees H]

A troon dilates and somehow busts one of his arteries, causing his scrotum-labia to engorge with blood. He panics and refuses to name the surgeon and just insists it is a freak complication with absolutely no regrets. He also got to dilate again 24 hours later. (A)

"Luckily I didn't lose any depth"

I take something you'd never hear a real woman say for a thousand bucks.

 

[GettrGriftr]

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Hey, bud. Spoiler that second image next time, will ya?

(Cold shudder)

 

[Procrastinhater]

I swear to god people say this about every faggot dude who troons out. Muscles don't make up for a fucked face, shit personality or mental illness. He'd just end up being a juice monkey feeling forever small instead.

Naw dude he'd be a gigachad. I can just tell.

You ain't wrong, theres plenty of dumb bitches that go for retard gymbros but yeah, you'd have to give any troon a personality transplant to make them human, hitting the weights alone won't cut it.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

You have to copy and paste the links you posted into an archiving site,

Thanks for that. My previous usual archive sites have been down for a while.

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Tax:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/15xh57m/my_mom_basically_signed_my_death_sentence/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gQavV

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tax

As a local Russian kiwi — she’s not wrong, you know. She may be exaggerating about execution (that’s usually Chechnya tradition), but she can be placed to psycohut for “treatment”, and it’s not an “explorative” treatment or “conversion therapy” either.
So personally, I can’t sneed on this one.

 

[George Floyd]

Essentially, my left perineal artery blew causing my labia to fill up and stretch and ultimately burst. The internal labia sutures had all given out from the pressure. I lost all of my blood and had to have transfusions. The surgeon sutured off the blown artery and then resutured my labia.

Sweet Jesus!

This is why I don't donate blood anymore. You spend a couple of months giving 1-2L in hopes of saving someone, and they waste entire bags on a retarded troon!

 

[Yamamura]

Why Fallout New Vegas? Did the faction that's a misogynistic, male dominated, patriarchy based on sexual slavery and the subjugation of women appeal to them?

They also got a robot that fists you in the ass.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I remember being on SomethingAwful around the time New Vegas released, and someone mentioned how troons should love it because they can make a custom female character to play as.

Of course, the troons flipped out and started screeching that no, they could NOT do that, because the character would be female from the start, they couldn't collect pre-war hormones in the wasteland, the character creator didn't feature a gender slider, dysphoria meter, etc. All kinds of insanity.

But troons being the consoomers they are, all went out and bought it release day anyhow.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Fuck me dead, I laughed so hard at the mental picture of a troon in the back of an ambulance falling in and out of consciousness while their legs are spread wide open and a dilator is hanging out.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Color me stupid, what disability allows you to walk around, with enough confidence in your balance to go outside, but not bend over or get yourself up?

My only guess is this person is verging on super morbidly obese.

Obese plus millennial cat lady fatigue syndrome. ("POTS" and "EDS" and yada yada) Most likely.

 

[Dread First]

Fuck me dead, I laughed so hard at the mental picture of a troon in the back of an ambulance falling in and out of consciousness while their legs are spread wide open and a dilator is hanging out.

>202X
>Be Rishi Kumar, son of Anand and Aditi Kumar.
>Family emigrated from Delhi in the 90s because economy was shit or something
>Parents work stereotypical immigrant jobs: contracting, truck driving, babysitting, odd jobs, whatever.
>Grow up hearing the nonstop spiel of "we work so hard to provide you a better life!"
>Spent all my summers going to Sylvan and Kumon while friends were playing wrestling games at their houses together.
>Constant fucking pressure to excel in school, like holy fucking shit
>Specialised school exams? SATs? ACTs? AP classes? Extracurriculars? Fuck yeah I did em all
>Parents are always so proud of me, as long as I tell them I'll become a doctor.
>Stopped arguing about my career with them a long ass time ago; resigned myself to my fate
>Make it through college, pre-med, med school, residency, and finally became an ER doctor
>First day on the job as an ER doctor
>Fat man with a dress and a wig bleeding from his crotch
>mfw I lost my childhood, teen years, and early adulthood studying to get this job and my first patient is a severely mentally ill man with a festering groin wound

 

[PetiteFeet]

Pre-emptive L incoming when word spreads: Alabama passed a law a while back restricting troonery treatments on minors. It went through the courts to the district court which said "nah this law is invalid because troon pills have strict scrutiny!" and granted an injunction. They have just been cock slapped harshly by the district court, which vacated the injunction.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca11.78510/gov.uscourts.ca11.78510.125.1.pdf

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Can I get this in Simple English, please? I am a retard.

 

[DavidS877]

Can I get this in Simple English, please? I am a retard.

Alabama's law preventing troon drugs from being prescribed to minors is allowed to take effect for now. Many more court battles to go.

 

[Haloperidol]

It looks great now. Just super swollen. I lost no depth as a result, I had to stop dilating for only about 24 hours.

He’s awful nonchalant about nearly dying from a pussy lip blowout

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Troon finds out the hard way cutting your dick off and taking estrogen doesn't magically make you a woman.
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And that guy started HRT at 18, when hormonal development may still have been going on. Should be a warning to all thinking of trooning out at 20+.

The biggest changes when people post before/after HRT isn't from HRT, it's from starting to wear make up, gaining weight and having different hair. These men also start using lots of filters because they think that's another trait of women they should emulate.

 

[Enwardo]

Tranny rages because real women effortlessly attract men even though he sees himself as “objectively attractive.”

Behold, the “attractive” person of gender (complete with stubble and all):



edited for spelling errors

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

It went through the courts to the district court which said "nah this law is invalid because troon pills have strict scrutiny!" and granted an injunction. They have just been cock slapped harshly by the district court, which vacated the injunction.

The district court cockslapped the district court?

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

So personally, I can’t sneed on this one.

i can. her situation is entirely her own fault.

in her situation, while you had a job, would you a) have continued in that job until i could afford the airfare out, got yourself a place to stay in your new home etc, prior to starting transition or b) ploughed ahead with transition fully aware of the dangers then expected mum to foot the cost of getting out?

 

[One Quick Post]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/15xh57m/my_mom_basically_signed_my_death_sentence/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gQavV

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The amount of comments asking OP to make a GoFundMe so they can donate, holy shit. I'm not by any means suggesting it, but scamming these people would be really fucking easy.

Spotted this in the comments, too:

Hey, if you're a true and honest manly man shouldn't you be on the front lines right now? Or is gender affirmation no longer important when it means you get to not be turned into tomato paste?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

i can. her situation is entirely her own fault.

in her situation, while you had a job, would you a) have continued in that job until i could afford the airfare out, got yourself a place to stay in your new home etc, prior to starting transition or b) ploughed ahead with transition fully aware of the dangers then expected mum to foot the cost of getting out?

1970s iron curtain refugee* :
-work like a dog from childhood to develop a special skill
-realize at some point this could be your ticket to escape to the West
-resolve only strengthens after seeing friends and family arrested and tortured by Secret Police
-keep head down while doing time in compulsory military service
-secretly develop a plan
-walk for days carrying a knapsack of most treasured belongings
-use wit, speed, and daring to evade border guards
-alternately play it cool until you're sent overseas with a sports or arts program
-bolt and defect in the Embassy
-start over anew as a cabbie or restaurant slave in the New World

2020s former iron curtain refugee:

-troon out
-grift on internet
-disappoint mother
-die

*(I grew up around them and have a great fondness.)