Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Maui used to be full of pineapple plantations. The reason it's burning to shit so fast is because of an invasive grass that grew up after the plantations were dug up. Guess what grass does really well in the presence of fire? *WOOF* Think prairie fire on steroids.
And high winds from a cyclone.
 
yes, yes they are calling MtG a cow.
Ah. Truly a epic own.
These retards are so stupid. Cooling would cause disasters too, due to winds shifting. And it did, too. Something something year without a summer coughcoughkrakatoacoughcough.

Maui used to be full of pineapple plantations. The reason it's burning to shit so fast is because of an invasive grass that grew up after the plantations were dug up. Guess what grass does really well in the presence of fire? *WOOF* Think prairie fire on steroids.
When man plays god and fucks with nature, it tends to remind them quickly that it is in control. And yea, that supervolcano that caused a year with no summer. Wish we had some global warming then.
they're trying to paint it as poor people have NO CHOICE but to go into overdraft cuz they're poor.

I'm not rich, not even close. Even at my poorest, I've never been in overdraft. NOT ONCE.
Literally just pay your shit. That's all you have to do. Don't spend more than you can afford. But Bob only thinks in the now you see
 
Ah. Truly a epic own.

When man plays god and fucks with nature, it tends to remind them quickly that it is in control. And yea, that supervolcano that caused a year with no summer. Wish we had some global warming then.

Literally just pay your shit. That's all you have to do. Don't spend more than you can afford. But Bob only thinks in the now you see
Bob being a retard with money is a day ending in Y. Alcohol is expensive and the boy drinks like a damn fish. Not to mention the fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average sized person and poorly cooked steak at Discount Dave & Buster's. People with alcohol problems coincidentally almost always have money issues (see: booze is expensive).
 
I was playing some random videos and guess what appeared this Cinema Roberto Review about The Expendables and the 1st part of the review this man was crying mad that Scott Pilgrim ended up at 5th place while The Expendables was at number 1. I saw that review and cringed and wondered why was this man taken seriously at all.

Maybe it's because I'm a cranky old fuck, but this is why I'm always puzzled whenever someone on this thread talks about how they used to like Bob's stuff. He's always been an insufferable jerkoff who barely knows what he's talking about in his supposed field of expertise.
 
fear mongering about co2 makes tons of cash
Indeed "carbon offset" and "carbon coupons" are indulgences for the 21st century.

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I thought the anchor was making a Hilary joke but it doesn't seem so.

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Ted Cruz
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How dare a school, a Christian school, has regulations!!!!
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I thought rainbow degenerate love digging ditches?

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This "Mx Anderson" should be familiar enough to people following our tranny forums. She is a gross landwhale.

Paul Fag (remember him? He directed the all-female Ghostbusters!!) did a séance and invited a woman who was shot dead to tell her story.
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Someone claims Elon Musk's life sucks; Bobby wants to find ways to make it sucks worse.
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The only correct way with insulting tweets are to ignore them. James Gunn is playing the puerile "ho ho I'm better than you" game that Bobby is so fond of -- and that "apology" looks fake; looks like it is a fake account that one of Gunn's hirelings makes.

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Induct your children to the Consoomer Cult while they are young.
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Wasn't that shit 2 years old already? The Rat is getting desperate.

Indeed it is!
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Bobby knows media analysis. Here he explains the Watchmen TV.
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There is absolutely no discrimination against Christians in Hollywood. I mean look at Chris Pratt!
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Can we do the same to niggers? There is no racial discrimination in Hollywood because Samuel Jackson and Idris Elba?

Speaking of niggers.
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Something happens to Mario.
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I thought Oliver Lennard is the voice of Princess Peach?

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Voice.

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Bobby replies to a now-deleted tweet, but from the reply of his fellow plastic-crap consoomer, it is likely about AI-rotoscopeing.
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Horny on main, again.
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Fake Tits creates another drama around herself. Now she claims she "had her wings clipped" by the PRC and was vanned for being a "lesbian". I'll let KF's Fake Tits enthusiasts clarify.
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That HackingButLegal looks like a wackjob herself.

Bobby says something commonsensical. I should not have to commend people on being commonsensical but we are living among morons.
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Although if the two women cracked the girl's "egg", Bobby would heartily approve them plastering the child's brave and beautiful antics all over social media.

I was playing some random videos and guess what appeared this Cinema Roberto Review about The Expendables and the 1st part of the review this man was crying mad that Scott Pilgrim ended up at 5th place while The Expendables was at number 1. I saw that review and cringed and wondered why was this man taken seriously at all.
I mentioned this in the OP.

@Tronathon242 points out that some of the most odious traits of Bob today were already evident in the review of The Expendables (2010) he did for The Escapist:
  • Virulent yet non-specific insult to the media he is reviewing.
  • Impotent rage because the audience favored something other than Bob’s beloved niche, cheesy nerd media (in that case the film Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World – a “potential pop-culture turning point” according to Bob).
  • Insulting the audience as “sheep” which fail to evolve.
  • Dismissal of rugged masculinity (“musclehead-douchebag-pandering piece of crap movie” for “biceps fetishists”)
  • Finally, creepiness out of nowhere (“The Dead Or Alive [movie] has 8 more reasons to exist”).
 
Ah yes, Michael "Hockey Stick" "Climategate" Mann, the faggot who deliberately killed the AC in a Congressional hearing to make them think they were going to all die of global warming immediately, the asshole who deliberately falsified climate information (along with others) and when caught showed zero remorse, the retard who has been so flat-out wrong about everything he's predicted and yet people still listen to him for some reason. We should definitely continue to give him money to solve this nonexistent crisis!
Bob doesn't get a huge amount of engagement on his tweets, but he does get consistent views and likes. He also tweets an absurd amount daily, so there's plenty of content. If he'd actually acquiesced and forked over the $8 a month, he might have made at least that much back. I dunno if bluechecks still get an engagement boost over the plebs, but if they do, he might have gotten more. Thus, it's possible that he could have gotten more out of Twitter than he paid into it if he had just swallowed his pride.

Of course, if Bob really wanted to hurt Elon's bottom line, he'd quit Twitter entirely to deprive the site of one more user's timeline to place ads on. But he's an addict, so he won't.
Keyword: "international markets." Elemental is still very much a flop, especially stateside.

As of this writing, Elemental made $151 million domestic/$307 million international, for a total of $458 million. Spidey-verse 2 made $381 million domestic/$306 million international, for a total of $687 million. I can't say I'm surprised, the former is a really basic story that doesn't need much to be dumbed down for foreign markets while the latter is overly complicated capeshit that only really resonates strongly with domestic audiences.

Also, note that studios generally get more of the domestic take than international anyway. Thus, Spidey's much stronger domestic take means it made considerably more money than Elemental anyway, even before you consider it had a larger total, and before you consider the vastly overblown Pixar budget. (I'll also point out again that it's in the top 10 worldwide grossing movies of this year, while Elemental couldn't even crack top 10 worldwide or domestic.)
Downtrodden machines got their voice heard.
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So either become a professional voice actor or get a job that AI can't do. Or just cope and seethe some more, whatever.
Induct your children to the Consoomer Cult while they are young.
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Yes, capeshit is for five-year-olds. Bob retweeting this while constantly tweeting about it is really telling on himself.
Bobby knows media analysis. Here he explains the Watchmen TV.
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So, because the New Frontiersman paper has a right-wing bent, that means that anyone who reads it is a neo-Nazi and thus that's why Rorschach's journal is totally neo-Nazi propaganda. I am an expert at media literacy.

Except that really isn't the point of the ending. Ozymandias's plan to avert WW3 by scaring the US and USSR into cooperation to stop an alien threat they didn't expect could only work if nobody knew the truth. The other Watchmen chose to accept the sacrifice of millions of New Yorkers if it meant averting a greater disaster, but Rorschach refused to compromise his morals, forcing Dr. Manhattan to kill him outright because he was determined to tell the public the truth.

However, the journal he previously mailed to the New Frontiersman is still there waiting to be discovered, with the final frame of the comic hinting that the master plan that Ozymandias carried out might very well be undone. When paired with Dr. Manhattan's warning that "nothing ever ends," it creates a haunting ending. Reducing that ending to "lol neo-Nazi propaganda" does it a tremendous disservice.

(I'm aware that Alan Moore is a crazy hobo that would probably agree with the initial statement because he hates Rorschach, but he's kind of retarded.)
Fake Tits creates another drama around herself. Now she claims she "had her wings clipped" by the PRC and was vanned for being a "lesbian". I'll let KF's Fake Tits enthusiasts clarify.
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That HackingButLegal looks like a wackjob herself.
Bob only cares about this particular case of human rights abuses because of the giant fake tits. Quit being horny on main.
 
How dare a school, a Christian school, has regulations!!!!
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I thought rainbow degenerate love digging ditche
How could school choice destroy public schools and leave "mostly religious schools (paid for by the government)"?

How is this theory anything other than an admission that to these people the purpose of public schools is to allow an elite to forcibly educate people's children without their consent and at the cost of the parents?

The Batman is shorter than Endgame, 20 minutes longer than Eternals and 15 minutes longer than Black Panther 2.

Bobby knows media analysis. Here he explains the Watchmen TV.
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"moral-clarity inevitably becomes fascism"

You've got it backwards again, Bob.

Fake Tits creates another drama around herself. Now she claims she "had her wings clipped" by the PRC and was vanned for being a "lesbian". I'll let KF's Fake Tits enthusiasts clarify.
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That HackingButLegal looks like a wackjob herself.
Jackie has a thread here: https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/jackie...tlegal-hackingbutlegal-piggytomlinson.163351/
 
Maybe it's because I'm a cranky old fuck, but this is why I'm always puzzled whenever someone on this thread talks about how they used to like Bob's stuff. He's always been an insufferable jerkoff who barely knows what he's talking about in his supposed field of expertise.
I think it's because back then, most of my exposure to online reviewers was based on TGWTG or Red Letter Media, so the idea I had in my head is that the critic is always playing a character. Since Bob was saying that shit on a site that hosted the likes of Yahtzee and Jim Sterling, who also acted like douches for comedy, I assumed most of Bob's shit was just him playing along. Until I followed him on twitter after he was fired and realized that no, that's what he really believes.
Fake Tits creates another drama around herself. Now she claims she "had her wings clipped" by the PRC and was vanned for being a "lesbian". I'll let KF's Fake Tits enthusiasts clarify.
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That HackingButLegal looks like a wackjob herself.
He really thinks tweeting this will get her to finally notice him. He still hasn't worked out that she's not even the one tweeting. Dumbass.
 
Indeed "carbon offset" and "carbon coupons" are indulgences for the 21st century.
And now the EPA wants pickup trucks to get 40mpg. True clown hippie world
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I thought the anchor was making a Hilary joke but it doesn't seem so.

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No offence, but Biden's response took around a fucking week. Kennedy is right blobbert.
There is absolutely no discrimination against Christians in Hollywood. I mean look at Chris Pratt!
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Can we do the same to niggers? There is no racial discrimination in Hollywood because Samuel Jackson and Idris Elba?
Chris Pratt is Chris Pratt. The exception doesn't prove the rule. When was the last time you saw a high budget Christian flick?
Bob doesn't get a huge amount of engagement on his tweets, but he does get consistent views and likes. He also tweets an absurd amount daily, so there's plenty of content. If he'd actually acquiesced and forked over the $8 a month, he might have made at least that much back. I dunno if bluechecks still get an engagement boost over the plebs, but if they do, he might have gotten more. Thus, it's possible that he could have gotten more out of Twitter than he paid into it if he had just swallowed his pride.

Of course, if Bob really wanted to hurt Elon's bottom line, he'd quit Twitter entirely to deprive the site of one more user's timeline to place ads on. But he's an addict, so he won't.
Bob,'s pride won't allow him to make money off his twitter addiction, even if it's a genius idea. He will complain about being poor because above all else, he likes raging.
 
yes, yes they are calling MtG a cow.

These retards are so stupid. Cooling would cause disasters too, due to winds shifting. And it did, too. Something something year without a summer coughcoughkrakatoacoughcough.

Maui used to be full of pineapple plantations. The reason it's burning to shit so fast is because of an invasive grass that grew up after the plantations were dug up. Guess what grass does really well in the presence of fire? *WOOF* Think prairie fire on steroids.

they're trying to paint it as poor people have NO CHOICE but to go into overdraft cuz they're poor.

I'm not rich, not even close. Even at my poorest, I've never been in overdraft. NOT ONCE.
I've been in overdraft a few times, but that's what happens when you let your insane girlfriend have access to your bank accounts. Why are the pretty ones always insane?
 
I've been in overdraft a few times, but that's what happens when you let your insane girlfriend have access to your bank accounts. Why are the pretty ones always insane?
That's how they get into your bank account in the first place. On the plus side for Bob, he's never had to deal with that. On the downside, liquor is expensive, so diving into overdraft he goes.
 
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  • Impotent rage because the audience favored something other than Bob’s beloved niche, cheesy nerd media (in that case the film Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World – a “potential pop-culture turning point” according to Bob).
BPD and ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
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Also did troons found and build America no , they lazy people that want credit for doing nothing like Bob
 
The Watchmen tv series was hot garbage and it honestly had nothing to do with the idea of Neo Nazis idolizing Rorschach the true garbage was the idea that Dr. Manhattan from the end of the Watchmen book would ever comeback to Earth to play a house husband.

The other thing which all the adaptions of Moore's book misses both Watchmen and V for Vendetta and I actually quiet like the V film but it misses the major point there are no heroes. Being better than your enemy doesn't make you good just better than them.
 
The Watchmen tv series was hot garbage and it honestly had nothing to do with the idea of Neo Nazis idolizing Rorschach the true garbage was the idea that Dr. Manhattan from the end of the Watchmen book would ever comeback to Earth to play a house husband.

The other thing which all the adaptions of Moore's book misses both Watchmen and V for Vendetta and I actually quiet like the V film but it misses the major point there are no heroes. Being better than your enemy doesn't make you good just better than them.
Rorschach is liked because he refuses to drop his principles and continues onward. When your principles are flimsy to non-existent like Bob and his hideous ilk, you heap scorn on those who have solid principles and are strong physically, mentally, and morally.
 
BPD and ecstasy, conceited with low self-esteem
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Also did troons found and build America no , they lazy people that want credit for doing nothing like Bob
Troons didn't fucking exist at the start of America. And unless your family was mega rich rich, a person like Bob would have been booted to the street in the 1700's at the founding. Back then, America was untamed, with wolves, wild Indian tribes, and mother nature ready to kill you if you didn't chop enough firewood that season. Life is fucking easy today because Christian teachings kept society together.
 
Rorschach is liked because he refuses to drop his principles and continues onward. When your principles are flimsy to non-existent like Bob and his hideous ilk, you heap scorn on those who have solid principles and are strong physically, mentally, and morally.
Blobby doesn't have principles he has hate and he latch's onto whatever he believes focuses his hate onto those he blames for his life.

Having no moral center is bad because it means you will do anything to achieve what you want hence Blobby's no bad tactics only bad targets belief.
But Rorschach is the flipside to that coin and equally as bad when someone's principles are so rigid they can't bend them collateral damage is acceptable as long as their principles are intact which is insane.

What Ozymandias did was wrong but he thought he was right because while killing millions he saved possibly billions. If Rorschach had his way he would make the death of those millions in vein and risk the rest of humanity just to appease his principles.

That's my point there are no heroes in Watchmen it's the basic point of the story.
 
Troons didn't fucking exist at the start of America. And unless your family was mega rich rich, a person like Bob would have been booted to the street in the 1700's at the founding. Back then, America was untamed, with wolves, wild Indian tribes, and mother nature ready to kill you if you didn't chop enough firewood that season. Life is fucking easy today because Christian teachings kept society together.
And the Natives would scalp your ass, kidnap your children, shoot up schools, fight each other, and other barbaric acts.
 
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