Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

The tranny wouldn't call it an 'L' but it is one anyway.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/x1pfE

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I don’t think I want to pass as a cis woman​

I’m early in transition. I still dress like a man, so everybody sees me as a cis man. I want people to look at me and be able to tell that I’m a trans woman. I do have kind of mixed feelings about it though. Thinking about it, it probably would feel good to pass, but being a visible trans woman would make me feel like I’m doing something positive. It’d make me feel like I’m helping to normalize being trans.

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Being trans IS being beautiful. I find my transness to be more beautiful than the cis beauty standards I once aspired to because it is so authentic and real. This realization was a major breakthrough for me personally.

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I feel this. I’m nonbinary, so if it makes sense, paradoxically not passing feels the closest to being able to pass.

Either being a freak really is the whole point. To freak the mundanes.
Or pure copium.


Edited because embedding works now. Thank you Null Senpai.

 

[Kees H]

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Yeah, Dear Tranny, that is called being a autogynephile.

 

[indigoisviolet]

I find my transness to be more beautiful than the cis beauty standards I once aspired to because it is so authentic and real.

The tranny mantra "so authentic and real" is telling, and informs their counter-intuitive devotion to communism: "With this make up, dress, sex toy collection, dozens of razor blades, a big mirror and nothing else to do for the entire day but stare at my own reflection, finally this is who I really am: a narcissist basking in self worship. You guys should totally pay me for this."

I don't fear a communist uprising as I feel confident I could barter my position against the wall on Day Three of The Revolution with volunteering to clean up the tranny courtyard.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Is it truly "misgendering" if a troon inadvertently passes for a pooner (if that really happened)?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qA0AM

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Is it truly "misgendering" if a troon inadvertently passes for a pooner (if that really happened)?

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qA0AM

The mental gymnastics to try and fool his self, as if the guy saw him as anything except a man, makes me suspect it is true. Either way it's funny.
Also I couldn't tell you for sure that a person I talked to had finger nails. Let alone if they were painted or not.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

We should make "egg cracking" a transphobic dog whistle just like we did with "brave and stunning" or "valid".

Use it to mean thinned skin, they'll never use it again.

 

[Next Task]

Also I couldn't tell you for sure that a person I talked to had finger nails. Let alone if they were painted or not.

'I had painted my nails the trans colours. Everyone knows what that means, right? Everyone sees what I did because I know I did it, right?'

Sometimes it's the little details that show just how much being trans relies on their own narcissism.

 

[Meiwaku]

Gross tranny on r ftm is shocked to find out that their bodies get smelly when they're fucked with. Though given how gross trannies are in particular, it could just be their normal lack of hygiene and such.

There is definitely a difference between girl smell and boy smell. Just as there's a difference in the way the skin feels. You can tell the difference between who you're touching if they are a man or a woman by the skin alone and the smell.

Imagine being so delusional to think your dealer gives a fuck about your pronouns.

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"Misgendered by the weed man"

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This is absolute proof that they put things in absolutely the wrong places this man must have had like a front facing fake pussy for this to be possible....

No real woman in the history of ever has put on a normal pair of pants and had this happen because it's biologically impossible unless you are wearing something that has a zipper that goes all the way around your ass crack. But I've heard stories of guys getting various parts zipper stuck...hmmm

Women's pants also tend to have an even shorter zipper just because we don't have to go pee through them like men do....

How fucking retarded do you have to be to install a front facing vagina.... And how fucking retarded do you have to be to not realize there's anything wrong with that

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

This is absolute proof that they put things in absolutely the wrong places this man must have had like a front facing fake pussy for this to be possible....

...

How fucking retarded do you have to be to install a front facing vagina.... And how fucking retarded do you have to be to not realize there's anything wrong with that

Hmmm. Unaware of what a pussy looks like in situ.
Pretty difficult even for a virgin, considering how much detailed porn there is out there.

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Tax:

Just remember. AGP is a transphobic trope, you bigot!

 

[The Great Citracett]

This is absolute proof that they put things in absolutely the wrong places this man must have had like a front facing fake pussy for this to be possible....

Not an expert on frankenvag craftsmanship, but I've heard since the male pelvis is shaped differently and not meant to have an opening like that, things are in kinda... odd places.

Like way too far forward and 3 or so inches between asshole and amhole odd places.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Not an expert on frankenvag craftsmanship, but I've heard since the male pelvis is shaped differently and not meant to have an opening like that, things are in kinda... odd places.

Like way too far forward and 3 or so inches between asshole and amhole odd places.

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1646874601014657026

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Your first mistake was thinking I'd give a loaded shotgun to an insane troon.
Your second mistake was thinking I took you 6 hours into the hills in Appalachia for a hunting trip to "toughen up" someone who is already dead to me.
Now I'm sure that there's abandoned mineshafts all around here somewhere, so better watch your step champ...

 

[Meiwaku]

Not just a troon thing.
A general consequence of billionaires "identifying" as radical leftists.

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Okay this tax actually kind of explains why they all " just want to cuddle"... Something in the hormones that they take are making them touch starved but whatever is in their estrogen clearly is not powerful enough to make them platonic and asexual. Although speaking as a woman I do not get touch starved like this and no other online profile that a woman writes seeking another woman has been begging for cuddling.

so I unironically now propose that we ramp that estrogen for troons up all the way to 11 so they lose their sex drives entirely. This is a long game.

Not an expert on frankenvag craftsmanship, but I've heard since the male pelvis is shaped differently and not meant to have an opening like that, things are in kinda... odd places.

Like way too far forward and 3 or so inches between asshole and amhole odd places.

What also occured to me is the ONLY way he got his "neo labia" stuck in his zipper is if HE WASN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR

 

[Lady Bizness]

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Did this person ever stop and think maybe what they said wasn't that bad and that maybe a bunch of internet people who can't possibly love you are wrong and that it's normal not to agree on fundamental issues with people and still love each other? Such textbook cult shit.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/161es0h/how_long_until_people_actually_see_me_as_a_woman/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/d5S4b

No answers so far, and no honest answers ever at that venue.
I will check back later and see if anything interesting or amusing pops up.

 

[GettrGriftr]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/161es0h/how_long_until_people_actually_see_me_as_a_woman/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/d5S4b

No answers so far, and no honest answers ever at that venue.
I will check back later and see if anything interesting or amusing pops up.

YWNBAW, you retarded faggot. That's why no one sees, or will ever see, you as a woman.

I'll take my $10,000 consultancy fee now

 

[Lady Bizness]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/161es0h/how_long_until_people_actually_see_me_as_a_woman/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/d5S4b

No answers so far, and no honest answers ever at that venue.
I will check back later and see if anything interesting or amusing pops up.

I can smell those ellipses from here. Ewwww. In college I worked with some girls in the fashion design program. He's not wrong that he would be sticking out.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/161es0h/how_long_until_people_actually_see_me_as_a_woman/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/d5S4b

No answers so far, and no honest answers ever at that venue.
I will check back later and see if anything interesting or amusing pops up.

(lol)

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

A man wants to date men, but they must be straight. Talk about riding for a fall.

Doesn't go for gay guys because that's disgusting, right?

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