Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Silent Perjority]

They won't change, online hug boxes will see to that.
If they stood in a scrum of blokes in a pub and talked like this they'd be laughed out of the building but it isn't about reality, if it was they wouldn't be pretending to be men in the first place.

Imagine living your entire life in these infantile fantasies.

 

[Howslans]

They won't change, online hug boxes will see to that.
If they stood in a scrum of blokes in a pub and talked like this they'd be laughed out of the building but it isn't about reality, if it was they wouldn't be pretending to be men in the first place.

Imagine living your entire life in these infantile fantasies.

Yeah it's very telling that the majority of little pooners retreat to the comfort of their fanfic forums and subreddits with other deluded young women, rather than actual places men like to gather like pubs and working mens' clubs.

 

[Terffals]

None of these people actually exist or live in reality. Little bugmen and bugwomen chirping at each other from safely in their little bug hives.

 

[Incel Death Note]

How do our male kiwis feel about this manly male bro-talk? Is it more imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or does it make your skin crawl and bile rise in your throat like the troons' cum-soaked girl-talk does for women kiwis?

Makes me think of a third-worlder who learned English through Jack Black movies.
My duder! Just took that floozy to Poundtown! For shure homeslice! My manz slipped her the sausage fatty-style. Bump it, rock G! On the flipside!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I firmly believe that God didn't give us transmen dicks because we'd be too powerful.

Well if we are talking about religion then God didn't give you dicks because you are women.

God wanted you to grow & give birth to new life. That's why you don't need dicks. You are perfect and beautiful without them.

 

[monstrous bubo]

MtFs doing 'girl talk' comes off as predatory and sex-obsessed.

Even when it’s not sex-related it’s offensive. A man is enacting this idiotic parody of you to your face. Human lives are complicated, but ours are reduced to airhead bullshit. Actual airhead women are less annoying, because they don’t think there’s only one way to be a woman.

 

[soulless guarantee]

That lil poorer with the mighty 3 inches just comes across the same as the teenage boy who hasn't had sex but insists to his fellow virgins that he has pounded more pussy than a Chinese meat tenderiser.

 

[Ann Berlin]

This one's hilarious.

Yes because porn is obviously catering to the actors' personal pleasure, not the audience getting off on it.
What a bunch of pornsick idiots.

 

[Nick Obre]

Got some low standards if that's a "pretty boy". Fucking swear, everytime I see people say any of these dudes are handsome or pretty they're always some retarded lookin goober who just has a decent jawline. A good jawline doesn't do shit if you look like a goober the way these troons always do.

Hey if David Swimmer could make it, why not this guy

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

 

[Rick The Stick]

Yes because porn is obviously catering to the actors' personal pleasure, not the audience getting off on it.
What a bunch of pornsick idiots.

But all the porn girls say it's totally empowering and they totally love it and don't regret their entire life's choices

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/an5AC

Considering the response so far, the problem with the mirror is not an individual quirk, but typical of the genre. No selfies here, so we can't gauge how objectively hideous they are. But I'm guessing not very, merely unfeminine.

 

[Muskcarpone]

How do our male kiwis feel about this manly male bro-talk? Is it more imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or does it make your skin crawl and bile rise in your throat like the troons' cum-soaked girl-talk does for women kiwis?

It's a completely made up language. Not even horny teenage boys sound anything like that. You can literally hear the deep insecurity and frailty behind every forced "king", "dood" and "brah".

It's like that scene in "Life of Brian" when a bunch of women put on fake beards to join a public execution only to give themselves away over and over again with their screeching.


The weirdest thing is that most of the time, I don't know whether a man or woman wrote a text, whether on social media or in literature. Yet somehow troons and pooners both developed a distinct writing style that makes them instantly clockable as men and women. It's eery that they can't even pass online while everybody else easily could, if they wanted to.

 

[JimiHendrix]

won't let me quote directly, because apparently you can't quote a quote, but

"I'd be pounding so much penis I would run out of similes!!"

Pounding penis? what? that's not even the phrase? Is she fucking other guys dicks with her dildo? the phrase is "pounding pussy" because you're...you know...thrusting into pussy. what the fuck does "pounding penis" mean? woman can't even get the phrase correct.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

The pooners do not want to be men, they want to be their unrealistic fantasy of what being a man is like.

Here's one who sort of gets it but not quite.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Atq4A

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

The pooners do not want to be men, they want to be their unrealistic fantasy of what being a man is like.

Here's one who sort of gets it but not quite.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Atq4A

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JC, do they themselves know what they want.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"All I wanted was to be heard about my feelings, but they didn't see it like that because I'm A Man."

yeah, welcome to being a man. no one gives a fuck about your feelings.

 

[veritarded]

The pooners do not want to be men, they want to be their unrealistic fantasy of what being a man is like.

for trannies there’s a spectrum of misgendering <-> treating them too much like their identified gender. you have to strike right in the middle to appease them, and even if you do they will still sneed. as always, nothing is ever enough for them

also,

wish cis allies understood that although trans men are men, we have a different lived experience than cis men and they can't typically apply those types of stereotypes to us

she comes out and admits she has a female brain and was raised female therefore can’t be held to the same standards and stereotypes of real men. sooooo does this same logic apply to TIMs? if so, that means the dang dirty TERFs were right all along about male predation not being erased by HRT. if not, why? what’s the difference?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

you have to strike right in the middle to appease them

And if you ask them how to do it, then it’s incredibly not their job, but yours to educate yourself.

 

[veritarded]

And if you ask them how to do it, then it’s incredibly not their job, but yours to educate yourself.

god the narcissism is so strong with them. they really expect everyone around them to read up on respecting transfolx 101 as if everyone around them doesn’t see them at best as an inconvenience, and at worst as a volatile bomb that’ll detonate if they interpret your sentence wrong