Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 46 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 60 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 20 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 56 30.6%

  • Total voters
    183
My favorite Eric July dumb-take moment comes from an appearance on the Tim Pool Show where he tries to explain his opposition to public streets. Yes, he believes all streets should be private toll roads.

Skip back a min or two for better context. Also Pool derails the convo for a bit (as is tradition) but it steers back quickly. Even the tard regulars realize how dumb this take is.

That is unironically, the most libertarian position I've heard anyone take. Fuck private warships or thermonuclear weapons; they laugh at tax payers for "What about the roads," and answer their own question by telling you that you need to pay to fucking walk.
 
That is unironically, the most libertarian position I've heard anyone take. Fuck private warships or thermonuclear weapons; they laugh at tax payers for "What about the roads," and answer their own question by telling you that you need to pay to fucking walk.
Oblivious that bad actors might abuse it too. Because rich fuck robber-barrons are known for their altruism or some shit. I was a little shocked that he didn't know that there was a time when the railroads were all private monopolies (oligopolies technically I guess). He says he wanted to research that further but never brought it up again on any platform that I'm aware of. That was a couple years ago back when his ideas were intriguing to me and I wanted to subscribe to his newsletter.
 
Cheers to todays sponsor I guess!?
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i only started to pay attention to nick when i saw his full throated defense of dick and vito. i wish i had started sooner.

made his career off defending a guy from tortuous interference. now defends his friends committing tortuous interference.
5 kids but he streams for hours on multiple shows with vito the admitted pedophile.
middle aged married man but gets shirtless on stream and talks about how he wants to fuck his fans.
complains this thread is harming his business by insulting him then claims its ridiculous to think insults from his friends could harm a business.
plays up being a lawyer but is currently losing in court to some internet weirdo.
claims to be a social media expert but is about to lose his rumble deal.

its funny that i learned most of this from watching elissa clips rather than this thread.
 
He says in those DMs that he has made changes in the last 9-10 months “but no one cares about that”

What changes has he made? The only change he made that I’ll credit him with is posting his and Our Wife’s™️ lewds in the Locals chat. But that was only because people were correctly starting to call him a degenerate and Lady Rackets a whore. Primarily because he was acting like a degenerate with a bottle up his ass and she was posting photos to public groups like an attention starved whore.

But apparently it’s not the content but the platform that matters. He said iDubbz’s situation was different because his wife had an Only Fans. But if you post lewds, for free no less, on Locals, than that is okay.

Make it make sense.
 
What changes has he made?
He will make a change for a single stream. Then if we don't all come flooding back with praise and superchats, he says "Fuck you guys, nothing is ever good enough, this is pointless!" and goes right back to his new normal the next stream. He is a child, and as a child he is a slave to instant gratification.
 
These appear to be DM's -- do we know how they came to be posted publicly? Did PerceptionChek share them with a third party who then leaked them? Did PC just post them herself?
PC posted them herself to a discord. Most of the members used to be in Nick's discord but he purged his discord after they turned against him and started calling him a cuck.
 
"Have some more pills and lay down, Lady R. I'll be spending the next 4 hours talking with Ms. PerceptionChek."

Even if Nick is to be believed about his totally monogamous marriage, he's a terrible husband.

We've known how badly Nick wants a new sexual partner, even if he hasn't actually had one. This was made plain with MandyGate.

Now it's clear he's "emotionally cheating." PerceptionChek is pressing him and already leaked dms, and he's kissing her ass and writing heartfelt essays. Clearly he cares deeply for this person. HOW EMBARRASSING.
 
Nick did a hot tub stream:

- Nick went ahead and referred to his nanny as his housekeeper multiple times. Pretty much confirms it is the same people

-Nick is on Camelot on Wednesday. He has his art show this weekend so maybe no show.

- Nick said view numbers on YT are unknowable and unfathomable.

- People asked about what happened to Monday Joe shows and religion streams. He hasn't done enough LOCALS streams. He really wants to do it, but he has trouble finding time.

- Nick said he hates commitments. He said it was hard to do 2 hours early. He is so bad at scheduling and time management and found he was flaking so much, so he cancelled. He just cannot make and keep commitments.

- Nick said some people think that he sold himself as a 'trad Con Christian', but he never did that. It was never part of his marketing.

Nick is mis-representing. No one thought he marketed himself as 'trad' as part of his channel brand. They saw that he said things, then contradicted them. I am sure Nick will find a hair-splitting distinction like he did with his lewdposting and Jack Murphy and Idubbz.

- Nick's definition of religious 'grace' means that any amount of effort is OK to God. He knows that only a few people will watch, but that it is OK. He doesn't want to be a prosyletiser. That is not his thing. He likes a lot of people who sell the religion angle (likE Melonie Mac) but he never wants his channel to do that.

Lol! Mark 15:16.

- Nick is afraid that there is no life after death. His wife and he argued about Catholic/Protestant issues, but he came to like the Prot worship and she saw how much the rites and sacraments of Catholicism helped his grandparents on their deathbed.

- Nick actually gave a schedule for days around Nashville when he will be available or not.

I doubt he will keep it.

- The Nashville show will be 'fun'.. No 'Trump and guns'. He wants people to laugh and 'not be mad at paedophillia'.

I LOL'd at the out-of-context final quote. Nick repeats certain phrases multiple times across multiple shows, DM's, and other platforms. 'Trump and guns', 'My wife and I are monogamous', and others. It strikes me as very weird. I am not a psychologist, but it seems to me that he is trying to put out a narrative, ot had some weird TiC to use the same phrases. Maybe it is an English major thing where he thinks they are 'power phrases' or something.
 
- Nick said view numbers on YT are unknowable and unfathomable.
The fuck is he on? YT numbers are way more trustworthy than rumble.

He has dropped another 1k btw. He dropped from 469k to 468k after a couple weeks of pulling up post the rumoured hedo part 2 vacation and now it has dropped another 1k one week after his matsuri trip. Pulling up!

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- Nick's definition of religious 'grace' means that any amount of effort is OK to God. He knows that only a few people will watch, but that it is OK. He doesn't want to be a prosyletiser. That is not his thing. He likes a lot of people who sell the religion angle (likE Melonie Mac) but he never wants his channel to do that.
Preeetty sure he was saying he was gonna make a religious show on the weekends for locals a couple months ago...
 
Nick is afraid that there is no life after death. His wife and he argued about Catholic/Protestant issues, but he came to like the Prot worship and she saw how much the rites and sacraments of Catholicism helped his grandparents on their deathbed.

More than anything, off-hand comments like this make me think that his "worst day of his life" last year shook him to his very core. He's completely lost his faith and decided that instead of finding it again, he's going to do whatever he finds pleasurable because "we only get one life".

Nick probably wasn't a strong Christian before so it's no surprise that as soon as he has something test his faith, he immediately gets choked out by the pleasures of this world (Matthew 13:22).
 
He says in those DMs that he has made changes in the last 9-10 months “but no one cares about that”

What changes has he made? The only change he made that I’ll credit him with is posting his and Our Wife’s™️ lewds in the Locals chat. But that was only because people were correctly starting to call him a degenerate and Lady Rackets a whore. Primarily because he was acting like a degenerate with a bottle up his ass and she was posting photos to public groups like an attention starved whore.
Rekieta has made two concerted efforts to pull up this year:
  • January 2023: Nick admitted he overshared details about his personal life. He tried to limit the degenerate/drunken mess content to Friday panel streams. The rest of the nights were mostly lazy hot takes on top news stories, except the stories were often days late. He didn't really try to hide the fact that those streams were not things he cared about or even wanted to do at all.

    In Jan-Feb he tried to cover the Murdaugh trial but he effectively ragequit the proceedings with an extended rant that appeared to disturb his panelists about how much he found the trial boring and joking(?) about how he could be using that time to get a "happy ending" massage instead.

    The last show in May before Nick went on vacation was a panel stream where he basically had a breakdown. He got extremely drunk and lusted in great detail over an individual female fan (Mandy). He whined about how he had been covering boring news topics that he didn't want to do for months for the benefit of disgruntled fans. He now told them to fuck off and leave.

  • June 2023: Rekieta has made a new attempt to pull up when returning from his extended vacation. Nick admitted he had been drinking too much on stream and that the Friday panel shows had gotten too degenerate.

    He made some big post about how he was going to build great new things with his platform (as far as I know that has never been referenced again) and announced he was starting a new long-form interview series which has made it to 2 episodes and seems to have basically fizzled out.
When he says 9 months he probably means to refer to his pulling up in January. But he has faltered since then and it seems that literally nobody, including Nick, likes the paint-by-numbers legal news streams he's done throughout the year. The super chat data (from Playboard for YT or from @Potatoherder's posts for Rumble) is positively anemic and I think the conclusion is right that he has basically shed most of his old audience.

Rekieta is not going to blame himself, so current my guess is he is planning on treading water until his Rumble deal expires, and then say how glad he is it's over, that HE decided not to renew because it's impossible to grow your platform on Rumble, only to lose YT subscribers at a faster pace than before.

- The Nashville show will be 'fun'.. No 'Trump and guns'
Yes, that phrase is one he repeats and it's specifically a phrase he pulled out during the Mandy stream.

This is his buzzword for the legal news shows he very clearly hates doing.

That suggests that this era of "pulling up" is on the rocks already.

He has dropped another 1k btw. He dropped from 469k to 468k after a couple weeks of pulling up post the rumoured hedo part 2 vacation and now it has dropped another 1k one week after his matsuri trip. Pulling up!
His subs drop paused because he wasn't streaming.

Streamers like to blame the black box "algorithm" for magically unsubscribing people but the fact that the decline subsided during Rekieta's trip shows that the problem isn't that the algorithm is deboosting him, the problem is that the algorithm IS showing people Nick's content and they are deciding that they don't want to see him anymore.
 
The fuck is he on? YT numbers are way more trustworthy than rumble.
Yeah, no shit. That's probably why he said what he said. Rumble is likely inflating his view counts, whereas Youtube is probably a hell of a lot closer to the truth. What do? Flip the narrative around: Rumble is true and accurate, whereas Youtube isn't. Brilliant!

I think Rumble is inflating the public figures to look better to investors and prospective new streamers, whereas a giant behemoth like Alphabet/Google/Youtube doesn't have nearly the same concern, so their public tracking of these metrics is probably about as accurate as the software will allow.
 
- Nick went ahead and referred to his nanny as his housekeeper multiple times. Pretty much confirms it is the same people
Thanks for these locals summaries! And thanks for the confirmation on the help. I still am dumbfounded at what a mess that house is. If what Nick occasionally shows on screen is any indicator, the rest of the house must be a sty. 5 kids (well, 7 mental juveniles) is a lot, but nary an empty surface? In the kitchen?!? No wonder he doesn't cook anymore.

Clean your room, bucko.

he has trouble finding time.
Nick said he hates commitments.
He just cannot make and keep commitments.
I'm sensing a pattern here. The inability to do what he says, to be faithful, it feels like it's not just with his audience, but with his family as well.

Nick repeats certain phrases multiple times across multiple shows, DM's, and other platforms.
He's trying to convince both the audience and himself of the lies. By framing stuff he doesn't want to talk about as "muh Trump and muh guns", he can appease the wine aunts and not have to do work.

His subs drop paused because he wasn't streaming.
This is a great point. The typical youtube user behavior is not to drop someone because they don't update videos. The typical behavior is they keep seeing stuff they don't like come up in their feed, which reminds them to unsubscribe. You can see this with dying channels, like idubbz. The subscriber drops happen most often on the new video being posted.

There is also the theory about youtube unsubscribing people. I know people have sworn it's happened, and maybe it does. But I don't see evidence that there are thousands dropping at youtube's action, unless it's bot removal. Then it shows up as drops across channels. If Nick had a channel with videos worth re-watching, his best move would be to stop posting new stuff. But who re-watches a Rekieta stream?

- Nick said view numbers on YT are unknowable and unfathomable.
I think Rumble is inflating the public figures to look better to investors and prospective new streamers, whereas a giant behemoth like Alphabet/Google/Youtube doesn't have nearly the same concern, so their public tracking of these metrics is probably about as accurate as the software will allow.
Number tracking is as much an art as a science. We see this with traditional TV, we see this with web site rankings. We know Youtube will count a view at a user only having watched 5 seconds of video. My supposition is rumble does it at 1 second, but others have posited other theories, including multipliers or tracking pages and media. As mentioned also upthread, the real tell for Rackets is the money he's taking in, and it's gone way down.

I would love to know how the Locals is going- thanks to the logs, we can see the chatter has gone way down, so engaged users are down. We also know from things like Patreon heat-deaths (like Spoony or Lowtax) that people often leave subscriptions running until the creator does something truly vile. I would not be shocked if a lot of those annual subscriptions from last summer opted not to renew, but I guess we have no way of knowing. My supposition is his numbers are still solid 4 digits on Locals subs, but there just isn't enough data to know if he's closer to 3 digits or to the 5k he trumpeted last year.
 
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