Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 22 36.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 21 35.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 6.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 13 21.7%

  • Total voters
    60
Doesn't look like the full playlist but shows the TED talk and the elissa clips. This is partly why people assumed Rackets yelled at Elissa at Kayla's request regarding the Mandy lust clip.
Devil's advocate:

I watched the TED clip (well, most of it). There's a lot of obnoxious psychobabble BS, but it appears to be more "how to preserve the fire in your relationship" than "how to swing," or advocacy for swinging.


I certainly agree that Kayla probably asked Nick to ask Elissa to take down the Mandy shit, but I'm wondering whether that was because she was embarrassed that Nick, and not her, seemingly wants swing or otherwise act unfaithful. Basically for the same reason Perception Check castigated him for that monologue. Whereas Kayla is trying to figure out how to keep the fire in her relationship with Nick. Like she wants to preserve the monogamy.

Am I wrong here?
 
Devil's advocate:

I watched the TED clip (well, most of it). There's a lot of obnoxious psychobabble BS, but it appears to be more "how to preserve the fire in your relationship" than "how to swing," or advocacy for swinging.


I certainly agree that Kayla probably asked Nick to ask Elissa to take down the Mandy shit, but I'm wondering whether that was because she was embarrassed that Nick, and not her, seemingly wants swing or otherwise act unfaithful. Basically for the same reason Perception Check castigated him for that monologue. Whereas Kayla is trying to figure out how to keep the fire in her relationship with Nick. Like she wants to preserve the monogamy.

Am I wrong here?
I don't dispute that the French woman talks about how to keep the fire in one's relationship, but I would say she is better known for pushing the idea that monogamy is impractical and that people need to change their views on monogamy.

She doesn't advocate for anything goes, but more something that is "realistic" in the modern times we live in.
 
Nick entered Gator's mentions and corrected the record about his conversations with Null, who is an oblivious "robot" who doesn't understand "human social cues".

He is just contacting his robot buddy from the shower late at night to inform them they have no idea what social cues are. That is not a puzzling or weird thing at all and if you disagree you don't understand social cues.

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Also something something Null betrayed all his friends and got rejected by Catboy Nick and Kanye (????) so Balldo Nick is making fun of him for being "not mad"? :story:

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I don't even understand what Nick's issue is. Is it supposed to be that Null isn't able to read social cues because he doesn't understand he's supposed to sweep it up for Nick's disgusting piece of shit friend who is like 40 years old and, according to @Pippa's Greasy KB's screenshots, spends his time talking in Discord about things like how girls are "already burnt out by 18" and approvingly forwarding YouTube comments saying "by the time they turn 18 it's too late, they been ran through"?
Why are all Nick's friends like this? At least ones that are not in the popculture yt side?
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If Josh was clout hungry he wouldn’t still be running the farms, he’s aware that makes him poison to everyone. If he was just clout obsessed like these people seem to think, it would be easy for him to wipe out the farms, lie low a few years, then come back with a repentant troll act and be the token reformed edgy boy, that shit sells like hot cakes. Half of bread tube is former edgy boys and the top of that sektur makes bank. With Jersh’s notoriety, if he came back after a few years with some token black and tranny friends and started spouting the party line he’d probably shoot right up.
 
I don't dispute that the French woman talks about how to keep the fire in one's relationship, but I would say she is better known for pushing the idea that monogamy is impractical and that people need to change their views on monogamy.

She doesn't advocate for anything goes, but more something that is "realistic" in the modern times we live in.
I'm not really familiar with this woman. I'll take your word for it. I'm only going by the video that was in Kayla's playlist. In a vacuum, it doesn't seem to support swinging.

My problem with spending a lot of time trying to pin down Kayla for degeneracy is that it seems to me that really only serves Nick in the end. As we've seen with the "goddamned kids" and now Null, Nick has a habit of trying to fob off his failings on others. I'd be careful of falling into that trap.

Nick entered Gator's mentions and corrected the record about his conversations with Null, who is an oblivious "robot" who doesn't understand "human social cues".
This is surreal. He texts/calls Null from the shower at 12am to bitch about the site, but Null is the one that's MATI?

I think most people would think that's weird. I rather think Null understands social cues better than Rekieta.

I don't even understand what Nick's issue is. Is it supposed to be that Null isn't able to read social cues because he doesn't understand he's supposed to sweep it up for Nick's disgusting piece of shit friend who is like 40 years old and, according to @Pippa's Greasy KB's screenshots, spends his time talking in Discord about things like how girls are "already burnt out by 18" and approvingly forwarding YouTube comments saying "by the time they turn 18 it's too late, they been ran through"?
Yes. That's exactly it. He wants the brooms to come out, but won't actually ask for it directly. So, he goes the passive-aggressive route. Just like he did when he claimed (without evidence) Farmers were neghole pozzing. Null is supposed to immediately start sweeping shit up, and if he doesn't, it's because "Null doesn't understand social cues."

It is, basically, as other have said, womanly behavior. Like, I'm sure many of us have had that girlfriend who said some variation of "Well, I shouldn't have to tell you. You're supposed to know!" Same thing.
 
Dick Masterson has leapt into defense of Rekieta and Drexel.

BTW Dick and Nick are not the mad ones, it's Null who is mad.

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It's cute when they try to pretend they don't watch every bit of criticism people make about them by intentionally getting facts wrong.

@Null I'll get you preggers bb. Don't worry. We will raise little Spaded Josh together.
 
Juju's favorite thing to do is to completely misrepresent any point, no matter what it is, so that he can try and force you to call in !!!!!!!. Don't you want to correct the record????

mmmm howbouno.


edit: also the weird tweet he quote-retweeted is cringe. it's also indicative that i'm over the mark.

sorry bro, you can only sexually harass women into leaving you alone. doesn't work on men.
 
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Juju's favorite thing to do is to completely misrepresent any point, no matter what it is, so that he can try and force you to call in !!!!!!!. Don't you want to correct the record????

mmmm howbouno.
Good. Don't do it.

If you did, he'd try to do a victory lap saying that he got you to come back after you said you wanted nothing to do with him anymore because of the other pet pedo.
 
"I'm really banking on that whole salvation without questions thing"

Now, I consider myself an "Atheist who hopes he's wrong", but I've read the bible and was raised in a Christian household. Unless I missed something in my 16 or so years of sitting in a church reading the bible while everyone else sang...Nick is placing all his eggs in a nonexistent basket. Good luck with that, Nick, but there are going to be some questions.


 
I remember he did this weird 'definition' early this year on 'no other penis has entered her vagina',
On information and belief that can only mean that several burly Basketball Americans, and when nothing better is at hand just Drexel, routinely and vigorously fart into her vagina.
 
Wouldn't be too hard on TUG, he's generally pretty level headed and has been sympathetic to KF in the past, and I do believe he doesn't keep up on online events, cause other than covering Amber Heard stuff he isn't online much on random streams, he does actually keep a normal 9 to 5 unlike nearly everyone else in CG or the sektur, and has 2 small kids.
I was not overly familiar with TUG, and so took the time to review his thread here. Seems to start out somewhat supportive then seems to turn on him. Sounds like a shiller of his own content and a grifter of others. Didn't realize how apt my comment about 'only grifters need a friend like Nick' was.

Also, even without knowing these things, TUG's statement still sounds ignorant at best.

Our Wife gets a lot of shit in this thread.

But for all her faults, she wised up and disappeared from both the Locals cesspit and Nick's live streams last December the second she started taking public flak.
Kayla started out with a lot of goodwill and it carried her through for awhile, even making her seem like a victim of Nick's degeneracy to many. Found it puzzling why so many were sympathetic toward her, and so queried this thread for the basis before making a megapost on Kayla.

Kayla's physical appearance is largely irrelevant save for context clues of her self-perception (and occasional teasing). Kayla's character and conduct are what interest me the most. Kayla may have limited her online presence, but it is doubtful that anything else has changed. Kayla is likely the same person, just more MATI these days.

To be such an exhibitionist and "forced" offline must be a kind of hell for Kayla, though I'm sure she has her outlets...

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I find it very interesting that Nick says not swearing in an act. I swear a lot but I do not around family, kids or strangers without putting any effort what so ever and I do not consider it an 'act'.

But Nick admitting a small lie to hide the bigger lie (everything up until his post depp outburst is a lie) is a very Nick move, I think. Anyone disagree?
Nick considers it an act because it was work. Had the opposite problem when I was growing up. Other kids would pull my hair and such to get try and get me to swear, though I never did. The school bullies were the ones who made them stop, which was nice of them. To this day swearing just doesn't come naturally to me so I use it when quoting someone in writing (otherwise it just doesn't sound right).

Nick's message pairs nicely with Nick's "I am me" and "I don't pander" rant in making him look like a profoundly disingenuous person.
 
Am I the only one who gets really homoerotic vibes from the whole "I texted you drunk in the shower in the middle of the night and you didn't pick up the hint!!! Ugh!! Why are you so autistic??!!" thing. Nick just say you want Null to be your bull. I doubt he will fuck your crazy wife, but you should just shoot your shot or fuck off cause this is really embarrassing for everyone involved.
 

Stream Highlights. August 24: Cops, Politicians, Corporations, and Everything Else Running Our Lives - with Dick Masterson Rumble Link here

Grade B+ - Masterson is entertaining despite everything.​

"Do I even do a show anymore?" - Nick Rekieta
" You have a magical curse tether." - Dick Masterson to Nick re July drama

Note 1 I'm not covering much of the July vs Vito & Masterson. This thread is all over it and the conversation has advanced. There was very little anyway. Last Wed was a lifetime ago.
Note 2 Feedback welcome on this wall of words and not hogging the thread.

Admin
- There will be regular weekday shows until Sept. 8 (nope) - "Because I have to" - which he will miss due to the annual art show. He's referencing his contract.
- Nashville is September 16. He hopes to arrange a small group of superfans who will share an old bottle of whisky before the show.
- Nick will be the warm-up act for Chrissie Mayr on Oct 21 in Sartell, MN. Tickets here
- Didn't go to Rumble until 2:23:00. Didn't do Field of Greens read until 5:29:00 Rumble.
- He's irked that the top 10 streamers on Rumble rankings don't calculate views/hour and others who stream 3x more hours are ranked higher.
- Nick claims that at the end of 2020 50% of his viewers were over 50 yrs old because he was doing short prerecorded vacuous pro-Trump content and it hit some kind of YT algorithm.

If true I'm sure these are the people who are leaving him in droves.

Vacation: "I hate every second of leaving my house" Rumble 2:25:40
- He hated his vacation because it was focused on everyone else and not him. He said this unironically.
- There were fan meetups in both Corpus Christie and Tampa apparently
- The Navigator electrical system broke right after leaving so they rented a van.
- Kayla's parents were also at Legoland.
- It seems the Rekieta family reunion was in Padre Island and not in Corpus Christie proper.
- Confirmed that it was Sweet Caroline that Vic sang at the Black bar in Houston.
- The grope story at CC meetup: There was a mix-up with his bill which should have been far more than $31 because he had been buying rounds. While the bartender went to the back to sort it out a NJ woman at the bar felt up his ass unexpectedly. He supposedly tipped $400 when they couldn't figure out the tab.

- There is a shed on the Nick's property filled with crap that Kayla buys. Nick implied she has a shopping problem.
- Bob paid for Kayla and Nick's wedding.
- In 2007 Nick was in an indoor soccer league
- Before the pandemic, Nick bought three trips, two to Mexico and one to Italy. Re the Mexico trips: Pacific coast town that starts with M. Big house in gated community that is owned by someone locally in MN but Nick is afraid of Mexico.

Nick's said it's Mazatlan in older streams but either forgot the name or is trying to hide where he will be vacationing. Bought at a charity auction, same house & same owner.

- Mandy's sister-in-law died leaving three children. She's also without her truck after an accident. Predictable flood of chat sympathy.
- Around midnight the mod JLingbott superchatted birthday wishes to JustDawn, CGoody, and Judge Matty who all share August 25 as a birthday. These are all OGs in Nick's fandom.
- Got a Rumble rant asking "How's the divorce going?" He laughed it off.

Fwiw, Nick's getting more challenging Superchats/Rumblerants. Another one from the Freedom person on Locals. She was mad ass angry about Nick's anti-cop stand seemingly but maybe fat shaming. I believe Freedom is fat.

Masterson
- His comments on ISOM and legal matters start at Rumble 3:28:00 but not worth looking up.
- Vito and Masterson run a small comedy club in LA. Vito wants to buy $5 Costco pizzas and sell for $20/slice. Masterson vetoed it.
- Dick thinks Trump is toast because CA won't put him on the ballot.

I imagine SCOTUS would ring in before that happened but Nick didn't say shit. Even without that CA is blue and the College votes would be Dem anyway so the logic escapes me.

General Content
- Cynical tribute to Donovan, the wheelchaired comedian who recently died. Basically: At least the pathetic cripple didn't whine about it.
- Nick ranted with fondness about Redo of the Healer which is a "lighthearted romp through rape" because "the Japanese are the most broken people to exist".
- Trans women have been banned from competitive chess. Cue laughter.
- The reason fat women have sex is because there are Black men
- Nick is very excited for Baldur's Gate III. Something related to D&D
- If Nick had to take one album to a deserted island it would be Taylor Swift's Fearless*
- They covered this article about Antioch (N CA) officers's offensive texts at Rumble 4:52:00

Worth a look. It's a funny story. Surprises literally no one.
*I've settled on Nick being homosexual.
 
Nick entered Gator's mentions and corrected the record about his conversations with Null, who is an oblivious "robot" who doesn't understand "human social cues".
This just confirms that Nick has crafted his self-image from the collection of alternative universes in his head. He did this with PC. He's done this with most anyone who form "alternative perceptions" of him that don't agree with this self-image.

His ego can't cope with the pain of rejection and relationship volatility, so the source of the criticism must be publicly maimed so that they seem feeble and harmless. All very common behavior for a grandiose narcissist.

This is why the people he surrounds himself tend to be more malleable. (Sorry, even you Kurt) As soon as they're no longer malleable to him and they grow a spine, the passive aggressiveness, which functions as a coping mechanism for internalized narcissistic rage, begins to emerge and this is just how it starts. It's typical for narcissists to "toy" with non-malleable people hoping to get under their skin so that they can effect their sense of self and emotional ease when in their presence. It's not so much about intimidation as it is a covert method of control.

However despite Nick being a social media genius, I'm afraid even he made some errors: Firstly, he admits the goal of the conversation outright with his tweet re:Null as a "robot". By saying he was attempting to effect his understanding of surroundings and "social cues", he has generously offered us the unintentional admission that he was deliberately attempting to fuck with his sense of self. Imagine being that upset over the internet that one even needs to make shower buddies with potential frenemies.

He did this "Are you friend or foe" nonsense with PC and spent way too much time trying to assess their pushback and gaslight them. It was exposed and thankfully the effects of that didn't stick. Had it not been shared publicly, PC likely would've had to go through great lengths to reexplain anything. The simple fact it was posted here with no filter now backs Nick's true pathology with even more evidence. Unbeknownst to our Social Media Expert, his silent rage both in DMs with PC and actions after have built pyramids to buttress the evidence already out there and have further solidified PC's stance on his emotional retardation when receiving feedback as meer fact.

It seems he expects Null to disavow this very thread, would be my guess. Perhaps he's hoping to find Null in a weak moment where he may say something that gives him hope. Why this needs to be a 2hr conversation, is extreme, but narcissists when caught with their face in the mirror showing back what they don't like, it's very common for them to unravel. Perhaps Null will say something that will make him feel better, that will make him perceive him as less of a threat or that he can "get somewhere" with him. Anything to stop the thoughts apparently keeping him up at night.

It's worth noting the one thing going for Twitter/X is it's the ideal tool for the master Narcissist to engage in social mirroring and persuasion techniques. How easy is it to get into the comments and detract, distract, dissemble until the public's view shifts towards a narrative that is more palatable to the eyes. Obviously the conversation with Null was ineffective enough for him to act out pathologically on social. But this is what Twitter is good for.

It also shows us that Twitter is his outlet when he's dealing with loss of control over other's perceptions. The amount of time he spends there in comments might be directly correlated to uncomfortable feelings around his online identity. With a few keystrokes, one can rewrite narratives and create a small army of sycophants willing to repeat and regurgitate whatever pathological nonsense one wants doused across the interwebs. Even if it's not effective in the longterm, it's very effective for dealing with cognitive dissonance in the shortterm when one can watch the effects of their creative delusions making ways to soothe the masses. It restores a sense of confidence over their ability to perpetuate the desired image.

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It seems he expects Null to disavow this very thread, would be my guess. Perhaps he's hoping to find Null in a weak moment where he may say something that gives him hope. Why this needs to be a 2hr conversation, is extreme, but narcissists when caught with their face in the mirror showing back what they don't like, it's very common for them to unravel. Perhaps Null will say something that will make him feel better, that will make him perceive him as less of a threat or that he can "get somewhere" with him. Anything to stop the thoughts apparently keeping him up at night.
This is all well and good, but I just think it's hilarious how the only thing Null really needs to do in order to defeat Nick's narrative is to either treat Nick's attempts at manipulation with natural befuddlement and the truth like he did with the texts, or in the future to just ignore or laugh at him, i.e. both things that are perfectly normal people reactions to whatever the hell Nick thinks he's trying to do here. It's just funny how Nick assumes he has any leverage over Null when he's explicitly stated he has no control over the narratives on the Farms and Nick can't even dispute this because he instinctively and immediately pivots to non-sequiturs about how great his life is.
 
Why this needs to be a 2hr conversation, is extreme, but narcissists when caught with their face in the mirror showing back what they don't like, it's very common for them to unravel.
The woman I was with before I met my wife was a BPD Narcissist. If she was ever put on the defensive in any fight or argument it's guaranteed that it would last hours. Narcissists wage a battle of attrition until you concede to their demands or conform to their reality. Often if they've been pushed too far, this becomes impossible and you're left trying to figure out what it even is that they want you to say or what can be done to appease them because they don't even know themselves at that point.

TL;DR: Nick is a BPD woman.
 
"I'm really banking on that whole salvation without questions thing"

Now, I consider myself an "Atheist who hopes he's wrong", but I've read the bible and was raised in a Christian household. Unless I missed something in my 16 or so years of sitting in a church reading the bible while everyone else sang...Nick is placing all his eggs in a nonexistent basket. Good luck with that, Nick, but there are going to be some questions.


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I seem to recall something about faith without actions and actions without faith.
Gosh it would be handy if there were some relevant commentary on that somewhere in that dang ol' book he nominally ascribes to.
 
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