Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Be bartender at a gay bar
Most patrons are gay men but gay women are nbd, it's not exclusive, fag hags come in all the time anyway
Oh a femme/butch couple, better be polite so they feel more welcome... "What can I get you ladies tonight?"
Be Hitler
 
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Speculation: First they react to the hair, then they get a good look at the face.
 
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She says it's ruining her mental health. No matter how skeptical you may be in a general way, I think we can take it as given that her mental health has some sort of problem.
Very minor PL here. I have several given names. I was called one of these growing up, and now go by a different one, my first name. Both are my legal name, and have been my whole life. I started going by my first name over 20 years ago. People from my hometown still call me by the other name, including my parents who gave me these names in the first place.

Put another way, there's basically nothing you can do, deal with it.
 
Oh shit is that the pronoun girl? The one that makes videos about how to use bun/bunself and emoji pronouns? This is legit so funny. She goes by lesbiansnowwhite on tiktokif View attachment 5310869
What the fuck do you expect to be called as a person who apparently identifies as a lesbian?
 
The reply to this post that has the response to be openly hostile and tell them to "fuck off" has me snickering.
Sounds like that response came from a jobless tranny redditor. Most people with jobs and two functioning brain cells know not to talk to customers like that.

Plus what if the customer is a Nazi? Haven't they read the self defence comic for non-binary retards?

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Plus what if the customer is a Nazi? Haven't they read the self defence comic for non-binary retards?
I hadn't seen this before; it's actually pretty good advice, for someone who has to be explicitly told things like "make sure other people care if you live or die."

Probably transphobic by now, for implying that transwomen should ever have to do anything besides what they want at all times, or think before they act.
 
Maybe I’m overthinking it but literally all the genderspecial examples that go into homosexual places seem to do so from a place of sexual entitlement. The hugbox makes these weirdos think that gay men really do see the doods as “one of us,” even the lady born “femboys,” that a Grindr dude would be totally down to pound her magic gender soul. I bet the girl from the video is bisexual and used to being able to draw special attention online, like demanding sexual attention but with extra steps to really indicate their interest. That this gay bro didn’t immediately grovel and “what’s yer pronouns omg” must’ve been a shocking contrast from what she experiences online.

That might be the case with FtMs, but for the female "queers" I think it's more just the same thing that attracted fag hags 10 or 20 years ago. They are attracted to men, and they like being around men socially, but they are too threatened to be around heterosexual males, so they hang off gays.

It's no coincidence that the rare female who actually befriends and hangs out with male troons, as well as most of the mothers who troon out their kids, almost all fit the profile of the fag hag from yesteryear. Often fat and unattractive (gays won't put her down about that, they don't want to fuck her anyway, so they are safe), socially awkward, or generally stunted.

Exactly once in my life I met a woman who was 6 ft 4 in.

She still looked and sounded unmistakably female.

Tall women do exist, though at that extreme it's pretty rare, and a troon would never hope to pass as one.

TRAs all have this strange brain disease where they cannot comprehend that humans do not notice one trait at a time: they notice a whole person. So they don't understand that the effects of masculine traits are cumulative.

Is it possible for a woman to be very tall? Yes.
Is it possible for a woman to have an unusually low voice? Yes.
Is it possible for a woman to have prominent thyroid cartilage that could be mistaken for an Adam's apple? Yes.

But what is the probability of all of those things naturally occurring at once in the same woman? Pretty much zero.

They can't face that though, so they will keep telling each other things like "there are plenty of tall women!" "some cis women have broad shoulders too!" as if every masculine element of their body is separate and unrelated and no one could possibly synthesize it into a whole when perceiving it.
 
Oh a femme/butch couple, better be polite so they feel more welcome... "What can I get you ladies tonight?"
and this is how it should be. feminists were making good progress getting rid of stereotypical gender roles then the tranny squad came along and ruined that progress. it’s rude to assume someone’s trying to be the opposite sex based off the way they dress or present, but they’re trying to make that the norm
 
They can't face that though, so they will keep telling each other things like "there are plenty of tall women!" "some cis women have broad shoulders too!" as if every masculine element of their body is separate and unrelated and no one could possibly synthesize it into a whole when perceiving it.
I spent years in heavy industry, and wore the boots to neck thick, loose, heavy, brightly coloured cotton uniform. I have unusually broad shoulders for my sex, that I've always been self conscious of. In summer I'd put a wide brim with a neck shade on my hard hat, which hid the sides and back of my neck. Not once did I ever get mistaken for a sir, on or off site, by a colleague or an outside contractor, from the front or from the back. Is it because I'm a short arse or had my long hair in a braid down my back? Well, I'm sure that helped, but listen, one of the blokes I worked with was a man who also had long red hair in a braid, wore a sun brim on his hardhat, was a certified manlet not much taller than I was, and had an incredible bubble butt that just begged for a slap. Did anyone mistake him for a woman, even from the back?

Not a single fucking time in all the years I worked there.

Funny, that.
 
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