Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

dare I say it, accessible for me.

Let it be known the Farms can never be called ableist again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sUPPd

Gonna have to shave that to be fit tested for clinicals.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Gonna have to shave that to be fit tested for clinicals.

Excellent point. Expect more Reddit drama.

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Tax:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3f1Cn

Sanity attempting to break though.
Not physically too late for this one.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Nigga YOU CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, what the fuck do you expect.

The thought process of these retarded men is so fucking bizarre and insane. They think they are women so they mutilate their dick & balls and they expect to coom more after getting butchered. They don't understand the simple fact that balls = coom & no balls = no coom.

 

[AfroMegan]

"Yeah, and your dick is still small."

And don't forget the classical comeback: "yo mamma never complained".

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

They don't understand the simple fact that balls = coom & no balls = no coom.

When how dem women coom with dat whole body orgasm if no balls, huh???

 

[gorgoroth7134]

When how dem women coom with dat whole body orgasm if no balls, huh???

Its almost like theres more than just an inside out dick, like muscles and nerves that function completely differently. I suggest we call it the birthing slide.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Its almost like theres more than just an inside out dick, like muscles and nerves that function completely differently. I suggest we call it the birthing slide.

Better ask his her surgeon about this birthing slide on next revision, that should fix orgasm with no balls like them cis women do.
Still has flesh to mold, right?

 

[Autistic Joe]

They don't even look like clits, I don't know how they mutate like that, the Testosterone does something Lovecraftian to them, the way Pooners turn vaginas, which are awesome, into those foul things that look like sea slugs that were grown in water from Pripyat, is one of the most fucked up things about the troon cult.

> something Lovecraftian
It's turned into Cunthulhu, and the "T-Dick" is the Tentacle. That must be what the "T" really stands for, lol.

 

[behindyourightnow]

https://archive.md/Hg7vL

Spoiler: Text

I’m 23, been on and off T for various reasons since I was 16/17. I’ve had top surgery, wear men’s clothes, have shaggy hair in a men’s cut, my voice is masculine in tone, and I have facial hair that is definitely noticeable (a goatee). So WHY do it still get called “ladies” when I’m out with a girl. Or at work cashiering I get called ma’am she/her all the time. The only thing I can think of is that I’m short, but I’ve seen cis men my height before and I can clearly tell they are men. So I don’t know what it is. Maybe I still look like a girl who has facial hair? It doesn’t happen at my other job I don’t understand and it’s so frustrating. I’ve done everything I can and still people think I’m a young woman

"Men's clothes" and a "men's cut." I love how when they are talking among themselves they drop the facade of their religion not being based on regressive gender conformity.

The commenters reassure her that cis doods get misgendered all the time, bro, it's just that people aren't paying attention and don't see how manly she is!






(Quick check of the post history reveals that she is 5'0 and has to hem the pants and shirts she buys herself because they're too long)

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

A tranny 'L' that inspires existential dread.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/169cdmw/what_is_it_like_with_a_vee_jay/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/5ePqA

Spoiler: Text

What is it like with a vee jay?

Not meaning to be rude but is it as annoying as a dick, I might go on HRT so my womanly features are better, basically identify with ANYTHING BUT male so

I will check back later and report any answers.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

This was almost too on the nose to be true but nonetheless I believe life sometimes gives us little miracles. I found this going through the sideshows thread lol.
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I’m gonna groooooooom

& you were less of an embarrassment homeless living in an abandoned car wash than now as a troon to your family.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

From r/amiugly: (archive)

Spoiler: Pics

Surprisingly, reddit was not that fooled. I capped some funny ones, though lots were already deleted when I saw the post:

Ugly not really. But you look very manly.

I don’t know why, but your facial features resemble a guy’s. (Etc)

Handsome fella

The second to last pic is one of the worst most outdated outfits I’ve ever seen maybe that’s why you get looked at and your face is manly you could pass as trans ()

Maybe high T? Look more like a dood

There was at least one simp, of course:

Whoever was body shaming you is probably just jealous. You

But my favourite comment is this one:

Men know men...period. Especially men that actually date a lot of women…it's just an instinctive primitive thing in us to see the subtle things that make them NOT us.

Hair…facial structure...hands, voice, posture...even teeth are small tells that you can't hide unless you got that Elon money at your disposal.

The issue isn't even being Trans...trust us...it's the DECEPTION that will always be the barrier to being excepted from men as a whole.

Be whatever you want...but...be honest with others…..and THEN you will get the due respect or at least the "honesty" back that you expect from others to tell you if you're "ugly" or not.

edit: by the by, is there a thread for r/transpassing and related stuff like this?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What is it like with a vee jay?

And of course no one will tell him that genital mutilation won't solve his problems and will make his life worse.

Instead they will tell him tranny fairy tales about full body orgasms. It's like these Nigerian E-Mail scams. Idiots will fall for their lies.

 

[monstrous bubo]

From r/amiugly: (archive)

Remove the moobs and in the first pics he looks like a gentle metalhead. Cut the hair and he’s a twink. Either way he would get more action.

It's like these Nigerian E-Mail scams. Idiots will fall for their lies.

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, a Nigerian surgeon. Over my esteemed career, I have operated on many ladies and gentlemen of the trans persuasion, and assisted them to be happy, fertile husbands and wives.

I have also accumulated pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can provide many more vaginas and penises to unfortunate Americans such as your good self. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. We will also craft you a new set of genitals to the highest specifications.

God bless you

Dr. Bakare Tunde

 

[One Quick Post]

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oh no, the lesbian movie is about lesbians

These people are so toxic I don't know how anyone can bare being around them. If one of my friends demanded that I "explain myself" for liking a movie, I'd tell him to get the fuck over himself. It must be so mentally exhausting constantly hanging around people who are extremely judgemental over every little thing you do.

 

[glass_houses]

These people are so toxic I don't know how anyone can bare being around them. If one of my friends demanded that I "explain myself" for liking a movie, I'd tell him to get the fuck over himself. It must be so mentally exhausting constantly hanging around people who are extremely judgemental over every little thing you do.

It is. I'm in the autist community, and while I've been complaining about the SJW infestation for a very long time, it's becoming clearer and clearer that this 'supportive and nonjudgmental community' is strangling more and more women who want to talk openly about shit but can't because they'll be called a bigot and unpersoned. I'm hoping that there will eventually be a mass uprising, but what I suspect will happen is that more and more individuals will quietly detach themselves and disappear, until there's no one left except for a small core of hardline SJWs who do nothing except howl about bigots.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Im not trying to PL, I just don't know how to confer my thoughts without explaining some of my own experience. I will gladly accept the following powerlevels.

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

I genuinely don't understand what they mean. When I coom, there is a definitive build up sensation centered around the clitoral area, and then some very pleasant rythmic contractions with a "release" of tension. I do not feel any sort of noticeable pleasure anywhere else on my body. Maybe more relaxation but thats about it.

Is this just some sort of cope by the troons, now realizing that the orgasms they have after surgery are just a fraction of the sensation they had before, and they are trying to justify it by arguing that their whole body feels epically good? Are they simply not feeling anything at all in their genital region and hyper foxused on the rest of their bodily sensations in anticipation of an orgasm?

Is it some hentai porn thing? Im genuinely curious.

And what about TiFs? What is their excuse for the reduce sensation in their genitals and their orgasms? Surely they cant explain it as a manly full body orgasm. Do they have an argument for their lack of sensation?

 

[TruffleSpark]

But what on earth do troons mean when they say they are having more "women-like, full body orgasm"?

porn, they are porn sick men, they think the girls in porn aren't just acting, that's it

 

[Poonocchio]

These people are so toxic I don't know how anyone can bare being around them.

For sure. These people are like Dementors, they suck the fun out of everything and if I gave even half a shit about their feelings anymore it would be like walking around on eggshells all the time. It must be so draining being constantly offended by something or looking for something to be offended by so you think you have the moral high ground too. No wonder they are deeply unhappy people. Just say the gamer word, you'll feel better guize.