Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%
  • Total voters
    212
Vito has also designed a card game where you must stop "that really cool kid from the local skatepark" from "banging your mom" by shooting him with "a gun that turns penises into vaginas."

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I must be missing the nuanced social cues as to how this is anything other than another hint in a long line of breadcrumbs of self-admitted pedophilia.
 
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Vito has also designed a card game where you must stop "that really cool kid from the local skatepark" from "banging your mom" by shooting him with "a gun that turns penises into vaginas."

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I must be missing the nuanced social cues as to how this is anything other than another hint in a long line of breadcrumbs of self-admitted pedophilia.
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He made an ironic hipster card game about his highschool trauma? Amazing. It's like he's speedrunning how to be the most unlikeable person in the world.
 
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I am by no means a Drexel defender. If his balls are as big as he claims, he can defend himself. Even should one consider Drexel not a groomer, from his own words regarding the mother-daughter situation, it is still scummy and aberrant behavior. I would not want him around children, much less my own.
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They're not sending their best.
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Sadly, I think they actually are the best. Most of them couldn't figure out how to set up an account.

Swole McPole said:
Americans probably don't know him, but Jimmy Carr does a LOT of paedo jokes -- and some of them are about him being a paedo himself. Example:

Q: What's the number one cause of paedophilia?
A: Sexy kids.

Priest to choir boy: You know God is watching you masturbate?
Choir boy: Is he a paedophile too?

If I was a billionaire paedo, which I'm not, I'd have a funfair in my back garden too.

etc. etc. etc.

But because they're recognizable as actual jokes -- and are usually pretty funny -- nobody has ever accused Carr of being a kiddy-fiddler. None of them are enough to stop Carr dominating our TV screens or getting a Netflix special, though the media have recently started to bitch and moan about them.
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To be fair, Carr's fake teeth help distract from any number of inconveniences, like say, taxes. At least for a while. But that's a good point, and a good way to frame actual comedy versus deviancy in the guise of comedy.
 
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Has anyone asked Nick what he would do if Drexel was dating one of his daughters? Has he been blinded by the balldo enough to not see that the very thing that Drexel brags about doing, he may be doing to Nick? He sees the huwite daughters and just can't help himself, even if it means becoming the house negro to an old friend.
 
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Has anyone asked Nick what he would do if Drexel was dating one of his daughters? Has he been blinded by the balldo enough to not see that the very thing that Drexel brags about doing, he may be doing to Nick? He sees the huwite daughters and just can't help himself, even if it means becoming the house negro to an old friend.
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Nick's "context" to the situation is that all these stories about Drexel are "historical" stories. That Drexel tells these stories to help save men from the "degeneracy" that Drexel fell into years ago. He is suggesting that old Drexel was "bad" Drexel and that at some time in the past he "saw the light" and became good Drexel. Good Drexel fights to help young men avoid degeneracy and becoming "incels".

Nobody here or most other places would believe that nonsense. Especially anyone who has listened to Drexel or read the stuff on his Discord. There is also no time where "bad" Drexel turns into "good" Drexel. He has been nothing if not consistent.

My theory is that Nick's "context" is strictly aimed at gaslighting his wife into accepting Drexel into their home and having him around their kids. And Kayla is totally dumb enough to believe in Drexel as strong moral man fighting on the internet to restore traditional relationships.

I also suspect that the reason Nick gets so angry on certain subjects with the farms is that at times the farms is messing with his gaslighting of our wife.
 
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Nick is like 15 years behind the curve when it come to this. He's at that point where he just assumes that everything is "ironic" or trolling, after all that's the secret that experienced Internet users know. He wouldn't want to be the newfag that falls for an "obvious" troll now.

I've been here long enough to know that assuming that the dipshit sperging out is a genuine retard is a far safer bet. Vito can wink wink, nudge nudge all day long but I'd rather just take him at face value. If he doesn't like that and just so happens to not be a pedo then he can drop the act, until then Vito is a pedo.

The fact that Nick can't see that or more importantly can't see how it shouldn't matter to him just shows that he is really stupid. The truth is that is doesn't matter what Vito, Dick or Drexel are, only how they act and how that impacts him and his business.

I understand that Nick doesn't want to burn bridges and I think that's a fine attitude to take but there's has to be a limit to how much shit you are willing to take for defending some asshole on the Internet. Drexel is a bit different as they are irl friends but the same logic applies here imo.

As for free speech, who gives a fuck? No one is censoring Vito or Dick, they are just taking their words at face value. The fact that there's blow back from that isn't anyone's problem but theirs.
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Great post.

But one thing: pretending to be retarded is one of the funniest things because of how pissy it makes everyone. Even better after you admit it and the cope begins.

RRU
 
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But one thing: pretending to be retarded is one of the funniest things because of how pissy it makes everyone. Even better after you admit it and the cope begins.
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Pretend long enough, you become one.

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Did Nick say where he is going on vacation?
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Did he say he's going on vacation again? He has a nashville show on 16 sept and he has said before that he bought 2 vacations from charity that he hasn't used yet. One is for mexico, the other italy.
 
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