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Sinner's Sandwich said:
A tranny who feels bad for making his kid sad? That's one in a trillion. Sadly he is probably going to troon out anyway but it's rare to see a tranny who not only calls himself a dad but is also able to feel guilt. Still, the chance is high that he will fuck up his family. I hope the wife is already planning the divorce.
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Just add social media and stir: very soon he'll blame everything on the "transphobe" kid.
 
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Tranny realizes he will never be a woman.
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Y'all, what am I doing wrong here?
I've been out to friends/family for nearly 8 years now, and I've been on HRT for 2+ years. I am no closer to being perceived as female than when I started, and I really don't know what I'm doing wrong here. I get gendered masc by allies who know I'm trans. I get gendered masc by incredibly progressive trans friends who are otherwise incredibly supportive. Strangers don't even assume I'm anything else than male.
I feel like I've done practically everything I can currently that isn't surgery/laser (besides losing weight), but I'm kind of at a loss here. I would say I'm rather okay with makeup, yet with a full face of makeup and feminine clothing on, I'll be gendered male by everyone I come across. I've gotten help with my wardrobe, and even with skirts, dresses, etc. on, I'm just a dude to practically everyone. My levels are and have been fine, I've tried pills and injections, I know it's not my voice because I get gendered male with or without it, I've worked on skincare and hair care for years, I'm always clean shaven everywhere, and so on.
I know it's a huge YMMV process, where some things work for some and others don't. I know 2 years is just a drop in the bucket compared to how long HRT can take to fully finish its effects, and I know transitioning can take decades for some people. I know that passing isn't the most important thing for everyone in forging our identities, but it really is important to me on a fundamental level.
I think the realization and the dysphoria are really just setting in badly because I've reached my 2 years mark without seeing much change anywhere, and I'm back in school where I'm being gendered male left and right. With that said, is this just my life now...?


Allegedly, this one's a unicorn non-manlet asian with a big dick... :optimistic:
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FatalTater said:
If ever stuck making small talk with someone name "Valkyrie" I think I'd be like, "Unity Mitford's middle name was Valkyrie. You know who she was, right?" and then proceed to inform them because of course they wouldn't know.

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Unity Mitford was conceived in the town of Swastika, Ontario, in Canada, where her family had gold mines.
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I'm glad to know that the simulation pulled this kind of shit back then too.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
A tranny who feels bad for making his kid sad? That's one in a trillion. Sadly he is probably going to troon out anyway but it's rare to see a tranny who not only calls himself a dad but is also able to feel guilt. Still, the chance is high that he will fuck up his family. I hope the wife is already planning the divorce.
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The fixation on how much of a wuss he is at the football game clues me in to how ill-founded that guilt is. He feels guilty for engendering that reaction, of course. Not for genuinely depriving his son of a worthwhile father figure.
 
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Matt Damon said:
It's just like the "gender euphoria" thing. Neither women nor men have any incredible, mystical experiences as a result of being accepted as their natural gender or steeped in their natural sex hormones or using their non-mutilated genitals.

You just are what you are, going through each ordinary day like everybody else. Only degenerate fetishists think the opposite sex derives quasi-religious experiences from simply existing.
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If I was a therapist treating gender dysphoria (in an alternative universe where that wouldn't get me in trouble professionally or charged with a crime) I think a good technique would be to tell the client to walk down a semi-crowded street and simply observe the first 10 members of the opposite sex who walk past. Add them up, note their age, weight, appearance, etc. Just concentrate on what the average person looks and acts like.

People have a tendency to overestimate hypothetical choices and paths, especially if they're unhappy in general. If a man who is unfulfilled in life is looking back wondering what would happen if his high school garage band hadn't split up, he's going to fantasize about turning into a rock star. He's not going to think "If I had never quit music, I would have ended up as a middle-aged broke guy with a cirrhotic liver playing in a middlingly popular cover band," even though the latter is statistically far more likely.

Gender dysphoria usually involves that exact kind of flawed thinking, a fat socially awkward 30 year old male never imagines that he could have been a fat socially awkward 30 year old woman, he thinks he would have been a gorgeous social butterfly.

Of course by the time they actually transition, most troons are way past that point and their dysphoria has turned into a dissociation tool/maladaptive daydreaming. In any case, therapy isn't allowed to help them and society as a whole cheers them on as they make terrible choices

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She thinks that because she's fat her breasts look male:
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Jesus. How the hell does T make you gain weight?! Yes, they are probably all sedentary and live on junk, but presumably they did that before testosterone, so let's assume it is not entirely bullshit.

Higher T seems to be associated with metabolic syndrome in women but I won't pretend to understand how/why it would work in FtMs

The role of testosterone in the development of visceral adiposity was supported by an investigation of healthy middle-aged Australian white women which found that baseline bioavailable testosterone, and change in bioavailable testosterone, predicted accumulation of VF [visceral fat] 5 years later (20). Estradiol or its change were not significantly related to VF (20). The impact of bioavailable testosterone on VF was further supported by a clinical trial, where administration of a weak androgen (nandrolone decanoate) resulted in an increase of VF in obese white women (21).​

Also makes me think about how notoriously ravenous teenage boys are, especially soon after puberty really kicks in. Maybe there's something in a sudden T increase that makes the body think "Neat, looks like I'm going to be growing in height and muscle mass, so I better turn on the hunger" but then those messages are being sent to short girls who spend 14 hours a day sitting in front of a computer.
 
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goodgrief said:
Just the fact that they think there's any point to that question. No woman ever is gonna tell you the truth. No one wants to be harrassed online or be in danger in person. I am quite literally on fucking kiwifarms and I'd have to be polite to him in person leading him to believe I feel comfortable with him. These men have zero social awareness. The tension in the air could be thick enough to cut with a knife and they'd be like "These ladies are so nice!"
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Women try to act pleasant to pacify men they are perceiving as dangerous or crazy. It's no more a sign of approval than saying "good doggy" to a growling German Shepherd is.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
A tranny who feels bad for making his kid sad? That's one in a trillion. Sadly he is probably going to troon out anyway but it's rare to see a tranny who not only calls himself a dad but is also able to feel guilt. Still, the chance is high that he will fuck up his family. I hope the wife is already planning the divorce.
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I think he is just fishing for affirmation. He's asking it in a hugbox where everybody will tell him that he is fantastic, his son is a transphobe (possibly because of JKR, the Internet and Trump) and that everything will be awesome if only he keeps transitioning.

He knows that and that's why he asks there. Whatever doubts and conscience he might have, he went to the mtf reddit so that the community can help him purge these last shreds of decency within himself.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
A tranny who feels bad for making his kid sad? That's one in a trillion. Sadly he is probably going to troon out anyway but it's rare to see a tranny who not only calls himself a dad but is also able to feel guilt. Still, the chance is high that he will fuck up his family. I hope the wife is already planning the divorce.
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I hate to say it but his usage of the word sissy + comparing himself to all the other masculine men and saying how weak and feminine he is in comparison makes me think he's getting off on this. That's straight up the sissification fetish shit.
 
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Enwardo said:
I believe that a wise man once said that a comedy is a tragedy that falls upon troons.
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That being said, I would like to posit that reading this, in itself, is a tragedy.
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> you need to go to an obgyn
> preferably a female

Why? Why would a female gynaecologist be any better qualified to examine your rot pocket than a male one? Neither are going to have a fucking clue what to do with the man-made horror in front of them.

Surely it couldn't be because you get off on exposing yourself to women...
 
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Oliver Onions said:
> you need to go to an obgyn
> preferably a female

Why? Why would a female gynaecologist be any better qualified to examine your rot pocket than a male one? Neither are going to have a fucking clue what to do with the man-made horror in front of them.

Surely it couldn't be because you get off on exposing yourself to women...
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It couldn’t possibly be AGP, that doesn’t exist…

right?
 
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