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It is a damned shame that some Brit bitch got to know what Hitler’s speaking voice was like while the rest of humanity has to ponder.
Ponder no more, fellow Kiwi. One recording of Hitler's normal speaking voice has remained. It's a recording from Finnish Army Commander Mannerheim's 75th birthday. Official speeches were recorded, and after those the guy who operated the equipment just left the mic and recording on for 11 minutes until some SS guy figured it out and made him stop.

 
I believe that a wise man once said that a comedy is a tragedy that falls upon troons.
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That being said, I would like to posit that reading this, in itself, is a tragedy.
Note the need to be victimised. The doctors “laughed at” them and “yelled at” them. Now don’t get me wrong, doctors can be assholes as much as anyone else, but I find it hard to believe that when presented with a patient in distress, a doctor would burst out laughing.

More likely, the doctor just explained the situation. Or, given that the doctor didn’t refer the troon in the right direction, they didn’t see anyone and they’re hoping Reddit can cure it without them having to go outside.
 
> you need to go to an obgyn
> preferably a female


Why? Why would a female gynaecologist be any better qualified to examine your rot pocket than a male one? Neither are going to have a fucking clue what to do with the man-made horror in front of them.

Surely it couldn't be because you get off on exposing yourself to women...
Aside from the fetish aspect, I suspect a female OBGYN is less likely to be confronting the lunacy by reasoning her training is in women's reproductive organ health and not the rotpocket, causing the troon to yet again face the fact that they're men and will never, ever have a womb, ovaries or anything remotely resembling the birth canal.

given that the doctor didn’t refer the troon in the right direction
What would even be the "right direction"? Trans "medicine" is so new that there's probably no or very few "experts" on the subject. And we've heard MANY stories of post-op troons being handwaved away by their surgeons because it's not the surgeon's issue that there's a fistula or other complications, again because they are surgeons and not experts in trans medicine.
Part of me feels bad for the trans people who get gaslighted by their hugbox into getting the amhole installed, especially when we hear the stories of medical neglect, but I have to keep reminding myself that they're also the same people to deny facts and logic when reality doesn't suit them..
 
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What would even be the "right direction"?
The "right direction" points to the inevitable end of the medicalized troon pipeline:
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Aside from the fetish aspect, I suspect a female OBGYN is less likely to be confronting the lunacy by reasoning her training is in women's reproductive organ health and not the rotpocket, causing the troon to yet again face the fact that they're men and will never, ever have a womb, ovaries or anything remotely resembling the birth canal.
With that in mind, ignoring the obvious reality of the situation (as troons always do,) is there actually anything a obgyn could do with a rot pocket? I mean, it's literally not a vagina, it has none of the functions of a vagina, so what could they realistically do to 'help'? You may as well bring them a roast beef sandwich to examine.
 
> you need to go to an obgyn
> preferably a female


Why? Why would a female gynaecologist be any better qualified to examine your rot pocket than a male one? Neither are going to have a fucking clue what to do with the man-made horror in front of them.

Surely it couldn't be because you get off on exposing yourself to women...

Theyre so obsessed with “female only” and other types of curated/safe spaces which is horribly ironic considering every troons (inachievable) goal of existence is to “pass”. In a place with only women they will never pass as women, which is why its so clear to actual women that they are getting off on it because why else would you constantly subject yourself to that kind of frustration otherwise? Its nonsensical.

… they didn’t see anyone and they’re hoping Reddit can cure it without them having to go outside.

Im convinced this is what it is. The desperation of “oh is this just how it is?” gives it away because anyone who admits it is going to be ostracized by the community. And its all grounded in mental illness - they just wanna self-diagnose themselves as a perpetual victim of circumstance and continue whining about it forever.

Part of me feels bad for the trans people who get gaslighted by their hugbox into getting the amhole installed, especially when we hear the stories of medical neglect, but I have to keep reminding myself that they're also the same people to deny facts and logic when reality doesn't suit them..

Personally, I think they should be pushed back on their therapists that suggested these methods. Why arent they organizing continued care, as professionals, in the first place? Every single argument I have seen lately has fallen back on the “oh well this is medical science” and “its all backed up by blahblahblah psychology fart shid turd”. So once its over the medical experts all disappear? Laughable. But they’re still arguing for 12 year olds to start up.
 
With that in mind, ignoring the obvious reality of the situation (as troons always do,) is there actually anything a obgyn could do with a rot pocket? I mean, it's literally not a vagina, it has none of the functions of a vagina, so what could they realistically do to 'help'? You may as well bring them a roast beef sandwich to examine.

Perhaps they'd try all the things they wouldn't normally want to try with a real vagina, like very carefully cleaning it. After all, a "neovagina" lacks the natural characteristics to replicate this functionality, contrary to what many tumblredditors say. For external use, they could probably prescribe the same types of medicines they would for natural female anatomy, as the "neovulva" can't be much, if at all different.

Edit: Or did you mean the obstetrics stuff? 'cause that's a lost battle.
 
Theyre so obsessed with “female only” and other types of curated/safe spaces which is horribly ironic considering every troons (inachievable) goal of existence is to “pass”. In a place with only women they will never pass as women, which is why its so clear to actual women that they are getting off on it because why else would you constantly subject yourself to that kind of frustration otherwise? Its nonsensical.
India Willy-boy is a particular menace for this, and he's so fucking obnoxious about it. It takes a real sort of prick to smugly try and force your way into a space you have explicitly been told you're not wanted in.

It reminds me of the guys who specifically went to the women-only screenings of Wonder Woman, except at least some of them were just trolling and they weren't trying to prey on anyone.
Or did you mean the obstetrics stuff? 'cause that's a lost battle.
I basically mean what could they do that a regular doctor couldn't when it comes to cleaning out an open wound.
 
>"infected axewound"
>maybe there's a basis in reality

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With that in mind, ignoring the obvious reality of the situation (as troons always do,) is there actually anything a obgyn could do with a rot pocket? I mean, it's literally not a vagina, it has none of the functions of a vagina, so what could they realistically do to 'help'? You may as well bring them a roast beef sandwich to examine.
He needs to see a proctologist.

Asshole bacteria are known to fester in troon rotpockets.
Our study is the first to describe the microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women. It reveals a mixed microflora of aerobe and anaerobe species usually found either on the skin, in the intestinal microflora or in a BV microflora.
 
With that in mind, ignoring the obvious reality of the situation (as troons always do,) is there actually anything a obgyn could do with a rot pocket? I mean, it's literally not a vagina, it has none of the functions of a vagina, so what could they realistically do to 'help'? You may as well bring them a roast beef sandwich to examine.
A gynecologist could dilate a neovagina with a speculum and look inside, try to observe any of the characteristic discharge that indicates certain infections like yeast or trichomoniasis or bacterial vaginosis. They could take a swab and either culture it or observe it under a microscope to try and diagnose the kind of infection this troon possibly has, then prescribe a treatment like an antifungal drug or boric acid for bacterial vaginosis.

Is it fucking stupid to go to a gynecologist for this? Yes. Is the troon getting off on it? Definitely. But a gynecologist would have a few diagnostic and pharmaceutical tools to help with an infected rot pocket.

What I want to know is whether troons who insist on going to gynecologists ever receive a pap smear? A pap smear is a women's health procedure where cells from the cervix are cultured to check for cancer. This is incredibly routine for women; depending on risk factors some women even do it annually. The procedure involves simply dilating the vagina and collecting a swab of cells from the cervix. I wonder how common it is for gynecologists to go through the motions of doing a pap smear for troons who demand it (or just to pretend like they're doing something for a rot pocket) in spite of troons not having a cervix?
 
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With that in mind, ignoring the obvious reality of the situation (as troons always do,) is there actually anything a obgyn could do with a rot pocket? I mean, it's literally not a vagina, it has none of the functions of a vagina, so what could they realistically do to 'help'? You may as well bring them a roast beef sandwich to examine.
Exactly. The poor OBGYN could only take a look at the inverted penis/bowel lining and come to the conclusion "I have no idea what I'm looking at, you may have a fistula but I'm not a Penis-Inverter, I'm an OBGYN"

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I fucking hate tucutes. Trannies are stupid enough already but the "UwU nonbinary" people are even worse.
 
Why? Why would a female gynaecologist be any better qualified to examine your rot pocket than a male one? Neither are going to have a fucking clue what to do with the man-made horror in front of them.
I wonder if it's also because a man is more likely to tell them to go to the butcher that dug the stinkditch?

Totally not a fetish....

If you love transphobic negative stereotypes, you'll love ...
Every single box checked. Yes every single box. :medallion:

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He tried to sell his nudes and FAILED.
The envy that his friend is getting mutilated is so sad and pathetic. Also 41% candidate.
 
This one is clearly labelled "trigger warning" so beware or be triggered ...

Read the comments and internal hyperlink for extra giggles.
Rather long but worth it.

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...and...predictably, it was the biggest mess, a greatest hits album of all the transphobia (among other things) imaginable in the span of just about three hours.

In fact, it all justifies so much of a trigger warning that I've marked it NSFW (actually, the NSFW tag is probably at least semi-justified content-wise anyway).

Now, granted, when he emailed me back after I came out to him (I guess making this post a follow-up to this one from when I came out to him: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/15in19c/worst_coming_out_ever), there's not much he didn't say a couple days ago that he hadn't already said back then. But jeez, just hearing it in person is something else, I have to tell you... (I don't want the post to be too long, so I put everything in a comment.)

And he's here for another just under two weeks.

This is exchange number one of four. Possibly more.

The ONE upside is that he admitted that, since I'm an adult, he can't actually control what I do with my own life, and he can't force me to do or not do anything -- but he figured he needed to come over here to try and convince me one last time so that he has no regrets.

Some battles aren't meant to be won. Some things, you just have to survive, and then get out of there.
 
A gynecologist could dilate a neovagina with a speculum and look inside, try to observe any of the characteristic discharge that indicates certain infections like yeast or trichomoniasis or bacterial vaginosis. They could take a swab and either culture it or observe it under a microscope to try and diagnose the kind of infection this troon possibly has, then prescribe a treatment like an antifungal drug or boric acid for bacterial vaginosis.
Could they even do that? Dilate it with a speculum I mean. I've only tried it once myself and it fucking hurt even with the smallest speculum, I don't want to imagine the pain a tranny would be in considering some of them fail to dilate on their own already.
And I'm like 99% certain that the inverted penis or the intestinal neovagina do not in any way resemble the real thing with regards to..well..everything. I don't for a second believe the troons that buy lactic acid vaginal suppositories or get "a healthy sample from a natal woman friend" have any positive, if any, effect from it at all.
 
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