Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

The older I get the more I sort of understand why Chris' world revolves around shopping malls. It's kind of a nice comfy place to hang out that isn't too overly stimulating to an autist like him and nothing major really changes day to day. After leaving high school and college there aren't really a lot of places indoors an autist like him can hang out to meet boyfriend free girls.
I think it's a symptom of American suburban city planning that made him drive there to interact with people

If he lived in a walkable city I could see him walking up to the park or the nearby college campus to woo women
 
I think it's a symptom of American suburban city planning that made him drive there to interact with people

If he lived in a walkable city I could see him walking up to the park or the nearby college campus to woo women
I mean you're not wrong, American Urban Planning is honestly terrible (I'm not a burger but parts of my country are very much inspired by American Urban Planning) and you end up with hubs of areas that are defined more by Road Infrastructure than any actual need or want. Shopping Malls are just large areas to buy shit with Parking and not much else to do. Perfect breeding grounds for autists like Chris because thats the only regular part of his life where he see's people that aren't his Mom (for better or worse)
 
What are the chances that chris might send barb to the cwcville in the sky?

It seemed like grew some contempt for barb while he was in jail. I'd wager Chris is probably more insane now than ever.
 
Would’ve made this its own thread but I’m not allowed to make a thread in this subforum.
Would therapy have been able to salvage a pre-Idea Guys Chris? Not salvage as in make him a functioning member of society, but for him to not be outright insane. I think aside from one mention of “reality cartoons” and him pretending to talk to Sonichu, he wasn’t completely deranged until the Idea Guys happened. He knew he didn’t have any superpowers, for example.
 
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Whoever cleaned out 14BC while Chris was in jail had to throw all his frozen semen in the garbage. Somewhere in some dump in rural Virginia is a giant rancid cumstain that seagulls are lapping up as we speak.
Now that Chris is back home, he's going to be filling the freezer (among other things) back up with cum.
 
I have a few questions that I've always wondered about.

During the Miyamoto Saga, I often wondered what the trolls expected to happen to Chris if he had really gone to Redmond?
Why were the trolls so obsessed with Chris playing video games all the time? What were their endgame to getting him to stop playing them?
 
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Wasn't really sure where to put this but there's a really cringe thread on Twitter atm with a lot of moral grandstanding and blaming KF for Chris being how he is now.
Thread Here
 
Calling the freak "Christine" just feels wrong.

Even calling him "Chris Chan" feels disgusting.

(even if the latter is "Chan" like Jackie Chan)
Is there a bootleg Chris living in somewhere behind the great firewall?
 
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Is there a bootleg Chris living in somewhere behind the great firewall?
Seeing how "transgender" and obesity aren't really things in China, any severely "high functioning autistic" guy over there who's a "bootleg" of "Honor Roll" would most likely be more like how "Honor Roll" was in high school (definitely before "going tomgirl"). In other words, the "bootleg" would likely be better off than the original.
 
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