Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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Pinkamena Diane Pie said:
If he was convicted of kid fiddling, how can get enter Disney Land? Shouldn't he be monitored?
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This and the internet access make me skeptical of the kiddy fiddling claims. That, and fucking Keemstar is the one making the allegations (because apparently Keemstar has nothing better to do than accuse some random fat dude of being a pedo, lol). Registered sex offenders in the US are usually not allowed to have internet access and are not allowed within a certain distance of playgrounds, schools, churches, or daycares. I honestly cannot tell the difference between the guy in the video and the guy in the photo, really, but I highly doubt an actual registered sex offender would be allowed to maintain a semi-famous Youtube account. No social worker in the world would let that fly.

If he DID molest or "annoy" (lol) a minor, that crack in the baconator video about "Officer, she told me she was 18" is extra hilarious though.
 
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I love when he does "collaborations" with other fast food reviewers who actually critique the food (it's still autistic) and he copies everything they do.
 

"Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet.
We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is.
Can anyone guess his weight? That's his 14th plate,
FAT BASTARD!"

I'm guessing he weighs at least 27 stone. That's 375-400 pounds, or 170-180 kg.

Needless to say, I think an above poster's suggestion of sex with a Slaton isn't that feasible. At that mass, his belly's probably engulfed all but the last inch or so of his cock.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
This and the internet access make me skeptical of the kiddy fiddling claims. That, and fucking Keemstar is the one making the allegations (because apparently Keemstar has nothing better to do than accuse some random fat dude of being a pedo, lol). Registered sex offenders in the US are usually not allowed to have internet access and are not allowed within a certain distance of playgrounds, schools, churches, or daycares. I honestly cannot tell the difference between the guy in the video and the guy in the photo, really, but I highly doubt an actual registered sex offender would be allowed to maintain a semi-famous Youtube account. No social worker in the world would let that fly.

If he DID molest or "annoy" (lol) a minor, that crack in the baconator video about "Officer, she told me she was 18" is extra hilarious though.
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The guy with the sex offender charge could be for a different person. They both look like stereotypical fat late-30's to early-40's Mexicans.

We all know how quick Keem is to throw around pedo accusations (meanwhile, Keem is known to have gotten a 15 year old to show her asshole to him on BlogTV). He has accused at least 10 people so far, and probably none of them have faced legal action.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
There was a point in the early 90's when people thought the internet was going to create a global forum for the spread of new ideas, that it would make national boundaries and old prejudices irrelevant. Indeed people attached an almost utopian significance to it. The global village was no longer a theory but a reality.

Fast forward about 20 odd years and we use it to watch videos of fat men eating junk food and vomiting
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Lol, ladies and gentleman, the "Internet Superhighway". I saw the video of him eating the chicken sandwich and tripping out about it in his car awhile ago. I seem to remember he has a lot of "fans" who follow his shenanigans and laugh at his slow, caloric suicide.

I gotta tap out though, I can't watch stuff like this. Death and fatasses gorging themselves is where I draw the line.
 
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KFC said:
The guy with the sex offender charge could be for a different person. They both look like stereotypical fat late-30's to early-40's Mexicans.

We all know how quick Keem is to throw around pedo accusations (meanwhile, Keem is known to have gotten a 15 year old to show her asshole to him on BlogTV). He has accused at least 10 people so far, and probably none of them have faced legal action.
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At this point in time, Keem throwing pedo accusations is akin to the boy who cried wolf. But that's for another thread.

Anyhow, this guy is disgusting, obnoxious, and I feel like going vegan and exercising every single day after watching just one of his videos. Eeeeeugh.
 
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He thinks pizza glued to the cardboard is a sign of freshness, what a gross fat fuck.

Daym is a flake. "I need to take my health seriously." My dick. He has his own hipster food TV Show now where he can "eat healthy" like he said he would. Lol.

Joey isn't as bad as Craig from Freezerburns when he ended his series bitching about Kids Cuisine, his snark wasn't bad enough as it was the most annoyingly snobbish attribute of his later reviews. But Craig isn't gross, which is the point here. Joey can learn a thing or two about breathing while eating.
 
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It's people like this that briefly make me wish being morbidly obese was a crime.

Like, holy shit, that guy has to weigh 500 pounds. I can't imagine how sad his life is that all he does all day is gorge himself and commit suicide-by-overeating.
 
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Kumquat said:
It's people like this that briefly make me wish being morbidly obese was a crime.

Like, holy shit, that guy has to weigh 500 pounds. I can't imagine how sad his life is that all he does all day is gorge himself and commit suicide-by-overeating.
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What is with these lardasses who seem to take some kind of sick pleasure in disgusting people with their vile, depraved, subhuman consumption of food? Even pigs have the excuse that they're pigs.
 
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