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Troon realizes that even other members of the alphabet mob are capable of hating troons:
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Based Catholic School:
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>"the most disgusting, most vile, most unwantable creature on the planet"

A very accurate description of the average troon.

No matter how much he tries, he will always be a man and everyone will be able to see through it:
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Kujo Jotaro said:
If you need to be "shamed" into cleaning up your period blood you're probably also the type to leave shit all over the toilet seat; meaning you're either autistic or retarded, because that's just common courtesy.
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Without a doubt. I was thinking of high school, however, where unless you conceal any and all indications you're on the rag, you will be socially annihilated. That includes even letting the little bin lid clatter or the plastic wrap rustle, or flushing desperately until the last floating scrap of toilet paper finally disappears. Girls learn to conceal all possible evidence of menstruation, or it's Carrie time.
 
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glass_houses said:
Without a doubt. I was thinking of high school, however, where unless you conceal any and all indications you're on the rag, you will be socially annihilated. That includes even letting the little bin lid clatter or the plastic wrap rustle, or flushing desperately until the last floating scrap of toilet paper finally disappears. Girls learn to conceal all possible evidence of menstruation, or it's Carrie time.
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Didn't know this was a thing, wtf. You'd think other women would be understanding, I could see immature teenage boys making jokes(I've been one of those boys), but other girls?
 
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EpicGamerMoment said:
FTM dykes don’t want to be women or men but a secret third thing where they get the respect and authority of manhood but still handled with care and sensitivity like women do.
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TiMs actually do manage to get this since most male privilege comes from assertiveness, but they also get a special form of female privilege that supersedes real female privilege. And then they still get to LARP as the most oppressed people on earth. It's a pretty sweet deal for them.

Procrastinhater said:
I mean, the guy is her fucking neighbor, if Pooners weren't so weird and anti social she could have introduced herself beforehand and got invited to Grill with the Boys.
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Maybe she did and turned up with a tray full of peppers or whatever the fuck that vegan Grill is supposed to be.
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I can't believe that the real picture is somehow even more unmanly than the pooner drawing. I feel like the artist didn't include the double oven mitts because it would just seem too extreme even for a parody.

Irish Potato Farmer said:
Are the Chinese just the Jews of the Orient?
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Calm down there, Mr Vajiravudh

Canned Ham said:
Luckily someone archived this thread of theirs:
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Disgusting.
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What doctor listens to a patient still under the effects of anesthesia about what to do with their medical waste?

batteredpancakes said:
I found good short to show how it probably happened. Down to the shirt coming off.
SFW btw. No gore.
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Looking at that more closely, I don't think it's 100% gore-free. It looks like he might have badly broken a finger or two. Still, that's about the best case scenario when you're looking at a guy literally being degloved by an industrial drill press.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
I can't believe that the real picture is somehow even more unmanly than the pooner drawing. I feel like the artist didn't include the double oven mitts because it would just seem too extreme even for a parody.
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Yeah the whole picture is just bizarre and it gives me the distinct impression "the boys" were fucking with the Pooner letting her embarrass herself for shits and giggles.
The fucking vegan tray filled with peppers or some shit without a steak, or ribs, or even a burger or hotdogs, anything you'd normally see on a BBQ that actual men would want to eat, is one thing but then when you see the fucking Pooner is actually wearing gloves, and not just oven gloves, they legit look like fucking welding mitts to protect her dainty hands... it just screams parody.
So heccin' euphoric.
So valid.
You BBQ those veggies, King.
 
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Homofascism said:
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She admits she did something fucked up.


More fucked up than we think.


That explains it, she’s a degenerate drug addict with no impulse control who spends all her money on drugs.
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Yeah the "I regret doing it" shit and her whining about being misgendered I bet she's been called a girl and thrown a girly tantrum but being a disgusting Pooner her way of acting out was to spread blood all over the men's room or leave a used tampon in the sink or something "to show the bigots men have periods too" or some deranged shit.
I guarantee she's done something gross and disgusting in response to being "misgendered."
 
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Syikeblade said:
Lady isn't allowed to use the men's bathroom due to making the men uncomfortable and still thinks she's the victim
And of course the hugbox wants her to complain to HR until she gets her way.
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Mark me late, but my theory is she wrote "men have periods too" on the wall with her menstrual blood. Mentioning her period, her regret, and the organizations response seem to line up with that in my head.

I have worked in several small offices where the bathrooms were single-occupancy and therefore unisex. Nobody ever left blood or complained about an occasional smell.

There was some "everyone clapped" degeneracy in this troons story.
 
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ThicClaw said:
That one kid just seemed to be regurgitating what the "parents" drilled into her head. And as for the 2 (two. yes TWO year old) "We don't know it yet. We want them to figure it out" Fuck off with that.
It's comes off as extra shit a developing kid (infant? Again she's TWO) now needs to worry about when they should be focusing on, gee idk, being a kid!
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Girl: "Non-binary parent, I know I'm a girl!"
NBP: "No no honey, you don't have to decide so soon! You have all the time in the world for you to explore and figure out your gender!"
Girl: "All right have it your way. I'm a BOY!!!"
NBP: "Congratulations!! Tomorrow we'll throw a 'Start Of A Journey' party for you!"
Girl: *Stress sigh*

batteredpancakes said:
"Stealth" 20yo TiF who works as a welder gets her sleeve caught on a drill and gets her shirt ripped off to expose her breasts.
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Suppose for the sake of discussion the "accident" is real, the first thing the pooner should be thinking is "Why isn't there any kind of shield around the drill? I almost got killed. This place is going to get sued!!", not "OMG my tits are showing!!"
 
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batteredpancakes said:
"Stealth" 20yo TiF who works as a welder gets her sleeve caught on a drill and gets her shirt ripped off to expose her breasts.
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What a manly man to scream for help, smile and reassure the helping coworkers, then have an anxiety attack for the next time.

Also, a welder drill (https://www.top-welding.com/gr/weld...a-da-banco-fervi-0012-0012-8012667000073.html) weights 48kgs (105 lbs). No way the pooner is moving or maneuvering that without help from her coworkers, since her weight didn't prevent her from flying at the top of the table, but she's stealth, ya'll, and vaginal prolapse happens to cis guys too!
 
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