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Just go to the gym my nigga. The only thing that gets her nervous about going to the gym is the weird porn sick fantasies she has about the locker room.
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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Yeah but that lead them to make their own bus system. If only troons would do the same.
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“hey guv, reckon you could quell the physical intimidation and threats of violence against us when we’re exercising our right to free speech?”
ZOMG THEY WANNA SHUT DOWN PROTESTS what kinda fascists feel entitled to physical safety?! The butthurt is taking up all that space between his wonky eyes lol.
Every time I read one of his dumbass takes I remember the tweet where he cried because some dude threw a drink in his face and remembering how he did the whole performative devastated damsel in distress shtick makes me laugh.
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Where the fuck are all these womanlets from? The last time I saw a female under 5'0 was the eighth grade.
>cis men who are the same height
Yeah, little boys and midgets maybe.
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It's always the hobbit women and linebacker men who try to transition. I don't know what compells a 3'0 womanlet to look in the mirror and think "Heck yeah! I can be a convincing dood no problerino!"
Same with 6'9" Alices with 90 degree jawlines thinking "I am a dainty little anime girl bean UwU".
Pure denial of any semblance of reality.
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Thats because, if you look at the twitter account, this is a different variety of troon than the garden variety libtroon. This one is of the edgy self-depracating "4tran" variety. A lot of times they get into fights with the libtroons and it can be pretty funny to watch the two clash. A lot of times 4chan trannies will say the quiet part out loud about AGP in a way other trannies don't like, leading libtroons to call them "internally transmisogynist."
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She might mean Midol, which is just a more effective tylenol.
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About 7% of full-grown American women are 5' tall or shorter. I'm probably more conscious of this than most people because my mom is 5' tall and her mom was 4'10" tall. I consider myself to be very lucky to even be 5'8" myself. My dad is only 5'7".
Only 4 American men in 10000 are 5' tall or shorter.
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I’m 4’10 and have only once in my whole life met a man roughly my height. And he was still a bit taller than me. And that’s from someone who’s spent a lot of time in China, where the average male height is significantly lower than it is in the west.
And he couldn’t possibly be confused for a woman even if he were to wear a wig and a dress. Passing troons of either gender are just so exceptionally rare it surprises even us transphobes. The photos they post on Reddit and 4chan are inevitably from very specific angles and have been touched up with an image editor. Estrogen isn’t going to make a man look like a woman, the tits he grows will be in the wrong position and on his much wider male chest they won’t look right even if they weren’t. And it does nothing to your face, your bones are what they are. If you don’t have a face that could already be confused for a woman’s, no amount of grinding down your jaw or forehead will change that. It’s things as subtle as the ratio between the height and the spacing of your eyes, and as blatant as skull volume. Women stand a better chance of passing for male because while most of the male physiology is outside the female range, much more of the (narrower) female range overlaps with the most feminine extreme of the male range. But even if you give yourself the most extreme jaw and forehead implants, and testosterone ruins your hairline, and minoxidil makes you grow a reasonable looking beard, you’re never going to look like a man next to an actual man, especially if you’re not basically starting out with a very tall and (comparatively) masculine frame, think Taylor Swift. And even then you’d never be able to confuse her for a man even if she had an enormous beard and stage five balding. And that’s just the physical side. Men and women walk and talk differently, and even though I’ve heard some very skilled troon voice acting, none of them have been able to perform convincing mannerisms.
And it is always a performance. You condemn yourself to becoming a full-time actor, and if you ever let the act slip you will lose everything.
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Especially this bit.
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Elective surgery double whammy.
And I'm sure implants under 18 requires parental approval. Right?
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Especially this bit.
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Elective surgery double whammy.
And I'm sure implants under 18 requires parental approval. Right?
But THIS time she has it right and is just expressing her true identity. No way is this another step in her losing battle to fight her mental issues with plastic surgery. No sir. She's just a real and honest man.
I actually think some people around her underestimate how much some FtMs "pass," both because of the type of feminine pooner we see on this site, and because we are unusually good at clocking.
The thing is, most FtMs who pass as male pass as "man who has something really weird about him, maybe a hormonal issue." Most people who meet them and take them for male are going to be subconsciously thinking "this guy is probably gay, and he looks a bit off, probably has some unfortunate condition that I shouldn't ask about." They are never going to blend in among the guys. It's a hell of a way to go through life.
And the more "trans exposure" there is in the media the better people get at clocking them.
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The only man that I've ever met who was shorter than 4'10" was a college classmate who was an actual dwarf (little person) and was only about 4'5" tall. He was a very nice guy but I can't help but add that when he was wearing a suit and tie during job interview season he looked like he was dressed up for a comedy routine.
I think that a good example of this that was played for laughs is Rowena Cooper portraying the character of Norman Borman as he troons out over the course of the first season of Rik Mayall's "The New Statesman."
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We also know what to look for, but yeah some of them would pass as faggy and/or low-T guys if they’re tall enough. Obviously though, they don’t pass as much as they think they do because they think that not being called out or misgendered means they passed.
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Me (ftm 20) and my partner (m 23) were out getting groceries when we ran into one of his coworkers, and started chatting. I’m about a month and a half on T, completely socially transitioned, and pass maybe 1 out of 3 or 4 times (my voice is the only thing that gives me away at this point). We talk to this guy for a little bit, then move on, finish shopping, and go home. Next day, my partner goes into work, and his coworker comes up to him and says something along the lines of “hey man, i don’t want to accuse you of anything, but i’m a little concerned- how old is that guy you were with yesterday? i’m not trying to say anything bad, but he looked really young and sounded like he hadn’t even hit puberty yet”. My partner laughed it off and told him that i was 20 and not to worry. When I presented as a woman people would constantly think i was 5+ years older than I actually was, so it’s amusing that people now think i’m actually a prepubescent boy.
Lol bro, they thought I was a child and that my boyfriend’s a pedo, isn’t that hilarious dood??
E: @unexpected onions posted a pic of this one below and YIKES. If a teenage boy looked that worn down I’d be very concerned.
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Showing how prescient that show was, Norman is only doing it because he’s on the run from the authorities as a result of his highly imaginative accounting practices. Swap that crime for rape and you’d have today’s scumbags serving time with entire prisons of future victims.
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She looks like a 15 year old boy with 30 years of exhaustion at a dead-end office job.
So, passes for male. A male child that is very haggard and worse-for-wear. Voice probably sounds like one too.
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This TiF is jealous and despises her younger TiF sister for having more acceptance from their formerly transphobic parents.
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"I fear since he’s starting so early that he’s going to grow taller than me and look more cis."
They only care about themselves. Shouldn't she be happy that a "transkid" will pass. All narcs.
They're kind of reminding me of those Vietnam veterans who beat their boomer kids for getting a much better life than they did.
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So my younger brother is trans ftm and so am I, but my parents were transphobic up until just recently. I had to leave the country to go on T at 19, whereas they let him get hormone blockers and go on T at 15. He’s also gotten his name changed already and gender marker is on the way.
On one hand I’m happy for him, on the other I feel like I’m close to despising him because he got everything I wanted desperately. I got shunned and all but disowned and he’s over here getting everything he wants and not batting an eye at it. In fact, he gets furious if he doesn’t get every single little thing he wants and does not appreciate how easy he’s gotten it.
I’ve come to terms with a lot of it, but I fear since he’s starting so early that he’s going to grow taller than me and look more cis. I’m not particularly short, average male height, but fuck… I don’t want to hate him but god I just… it’s tough lol. It’s like seeing everything I would’ve killed for as a child, everything I almost kms over just being handed to him so easily and him just expecting it? No appreciation, just expecting it and throwing tantrums.
So idk, I just needed somewhere to vent lol but… god I just don’t know how to come to terms with it. It’s hell. It’s not fair. But whatever, can’t say shit all cause life’s a bitch and just isn’t fair.
On one hand I’m happy for him, on the other I feel like I’m close to despising him because he got everything I wanted desperately. I got shunned and all but disowned and he’s over here getting everything he wants and not batting an eye at it. In fact, he gets furious if he doesn’t get every single little thing he wants and does not appreciate how easy he’s gotten it.
I’ve come to terms with a lot of it, but I fear since he’s starting so early that he’s going to grow taller than me and look more cis. I’m not particularly short, average male height, but fuck… I don’t want to hate him but god I just… it’s tough lol. It’s like seeing everything I would’ve killed for as a child, everything I almost kms over just being handed to him so easily and him just expecting it? No appreciation, just expecting it and throwing tantrums.
So idk, I just needed somewhere to vent lol but… god I just don’t know how to come to terms with it. It’s hell. It’s not fair. But whatever, can’t say shit all cause life’s a bitch and just isn’t fair.
They only care about themselves. Shouldn't she be happy that a "transkid" will pass. All narcs.
They're kind of reminding me of those Vietnam veterans who beat their boomer kids for getting a much better life than they did.
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What are the odds that both your daughters are "born in the wrong body"? Remember that social contagion is a right wing conspiracy and not a thing!
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