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Some BP mod went a little MATI
 
Yeah I did that when I was like 15. She came over with her whole entourage of girlfriends in tow and started teasing me and putting rubber on my head. And I was like WTF bitch why are you bullying me leave me alone. It was very scary being surrounded by a bunch of girls who I was certain were up to no good.
I wasn't flirted with from the age of 8 (shout out to my friend Ellie for literally clinging to me for an entire day until I ran away from her) to, like, 19, but I distinctly remember at fourteen thinking "I thought that dude was popular with girls, why are they all picking on him like that?" He was surrounded by them, the poor man
 
Every time I've popped into the Beauty Parlour (like being mildly interested in one of their femoid lolcows) it's been a complete fun vacuum. No laughing, just seething. Thank god BP is a thing so the worst foids just stay there. A big chunk of the site to serve as a nice little hugbox for them so everyone else can have fun
 
Okay here's something I hate about women. Women who say they listen to really indie bands and in the next sentence without any irony say they love listening to the Beatles the most.
It makes me want to smack 'em like John Lennon smacked his son's mother. Fuckin' uncultured femoids. "I'm so unique, I listen to obscure old people music like the biggest band ever that Somali orphans know about."
 
They're also obsessed with appearances, especially shoes and gold jewellery.
I've heard that Africans have higher levels of both testosterone and estrogen, which is why they have exaggerated fight-or-flight responses to shit like street magicians.

I'm just very blunt and stupid, my main way of flirting is basically just going "Your eyes have a nice color to them" or "You have a cute nose". I'm a lot less wordy when speaking because as I said, i'm stupid.
Free tip for more effective flirting, tell her you like something she chose, like the color of her clothes and such. For the spergs, only if it's true though, if it's hideous don't blow smoke, because she'll know you're full of shit.
 
I've heard that Africans have higher levels of both testosterone and estrogen, which is why they have exaggerated fight-or-flight responses to shit like street magicians.


Free tip for more effective flirting, tell her you like something she chose, like the color of her clothes and such. For the spergs, only if it's true though, if it's hideous don't blow smoke, because she'll know you're full of shit.
I do say I like the color someone chooses but I say that to everyone. Maybe I can cover my ass if I call everyone beautiful and then when i'm with her I can say she's pretty to put her above everyone else. 4d chess here.
 
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